SD 37: Early Beauchamp vs Frank Rogers

[Ben Jacobs]

NOTE:
AJ and I have decided to start a new rule here in RCW to try and motivate early rps. THUS, your first rp MUST be posted by Friday, April 17th @ 11:59 PM CST. If you do not get your first rp posted by then, you will recieve a -2 point penality on your overall rp score.

RP deadline is Tuesday, April 21st @ 11:59 PM CST

Match & segment deadline is Wednesday, April 22nd @ 8:30 AM CST.

[E.B. Marcus]

Early Beuchamp and his cousin Dewey Bird are seen sitting at a booth in the local Yocum Tasty Freeze. Dewey's chewing on a stack of pancakes, smoking a Marlboro at the same time. Early has a plate of eggs and toast in front of him.

Dewey: I gotta say, Early, they sure got a good scald on these pancakes, but I'd much rather be eating some fresh sausage at your daddy's farm.

Early: Daddy said you couldn't come by the house today.

Dewey: What for, Early?

Early: He's mad at you Dewey. He said you hit Nathan Sanders with a chair last week, and that's why I beat him. Is that true Dewey?

Dewey: Well, Early, what had happened was....You remember that knee injury I had from playing football back in high school?

Early: Yeah.

Dewey: Well, the other night while I was watchin' your back at Southern Dynamite, my busted knee started to bother me, so I decided to sit down. I looked around the ring and all the seats were taken. I finally saw a chair stickin' out from under the ring. Just as I went to get it, it got hung up in some microphone cables. I pulled on it a finally got it un-stuck. That's when Nathan Sanders bumped into it. But, Early, it wasn't Sanders bumpin' into your chair that won you the match, it was your Kentucky Headhunt. Sanders barely even hit the thing.

Early: Daddy said you hit him with it.

Dewey: Early, you know I love your daddy just like I do my own.

Early: Dewey, your daddy ran off with the cook from the fish house when you were nine.

Dewey: Anyway, I love your daddy, but I'll have to say there's something about him that I don't like.

Early: What?

Dewey: Your daddy is jealous of you, Early.

Early: No way. Daddy wants me to be the best wrestler that I can be.

Dewey: Look at it, Early. Your daddy has won one match in RCW. Look at what you've won already. Plus, you've got that hot ass Bettie Lee lookin' in your direction. I believe that Uncle Cletus is holdin' you back, Early.

Early: Daddy got me into this business, Dewey. He's not holding me back.

Dewey: Who lost the match for you guys in the tag tournament?

Early: Daddy did, but that....

Dewey: Exactly. Early, you deserve a better partner than Uncle Cletus. Which has got me to thinkin'.

Dewey throws his cigarette down into a blue cup sitting across from him and leans back.

Early: Hey, that was my coffee.

Dewey: Sorry Earl, I thought you were finished.

Early: I'll have Sue bring me another.

Dewey: So here's an idea that I've come up with. Like I was sayin', you need a better partner, and I've got just the person.

Early: Who?

Dewey: He's starin' right at you.

Early turns to look over his shoulder at some of the customers in the Tasty Freeze.

Early: Old man Phillips?

Dewey: No, Early, me. I'm talking about me. You know that I've been training in Florida for over a year now.

Early: I don't know, Dewey.

Dewey: What's to think about. You need a good partner, and I'm willing to do it.

Early: I don't think daddy will like it.

Dewey: Stop letting your daddy hold you back, Early. I've even come up with us a tag team name. What's "The Dewey Bird Tag Team" sound to you?

Early: What?

Dewey: Okay, I thought you might react like that, how boy the team of "Early-Bird".

Early: Okay...maybe.

Dewey: I tell you what, you sleep on it, and we will let the world know after your match at Southern Dynamite.

On that note, the two go back to eating as Dewey lights up another Marlboro, and checks out the waitress as she walks up to get Early another coffee.