SD 43: New Level vs P&S

[Ben Jacobs]

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[Pain & Suffering]

(The RCW cameras come into focus as we see Maxx Pain sitting alone in a small locker room. He sits on a steel chair, wearing gym shorts and a black tank top. He rests his arms on his knees as he looks down at the floor.)

Maxx: “Here are your winners, the the first ever Hog Wild Tag Team Champions... Wacko Carl and Extreme Beavis... THE NEW LEVEL!!!!” ... that announcement that Trip Gordan made at Hog Heaven: Going Wild, has eaten away at me ever since that night. Who would have thought the pathetic followers would actually pull out the upset victory and become Champions? Nobody, that's who.

(Maxx slowly raises his head and stares directly into the camera.)

Maxx: Ever since my brother and I arrived in Razorback Championship Wrestling, everybody knew we'd be the first ever Hog Wild Champions. Those belts were as good as ours, except a miracle took place at the same time pigs flew over the frozen lakes of fire in hell. Wacko Carl, Extreme Beavis, The New Level... you took what should have been ours. How you managed to even make it to the finals of that tournament I'll never know, but you did and then you did the impossible, you defeated one of the most feared teams in the world.

(Maxx cracks his knuckles as he continues.)

Maxx: You not only won those titles but you have held on to them ever since. I'll give credit where credit is due, you've done a great job of keeping those titles... up until now that is. My brother and I are determined to take those titles from you and our opportunity to make that happen is less than a week away. You see...

(Sam Suffering walks into the room and looks at the camera with a confused expression on his face.)

Sam: What's going on?

(Maxx motions to the camera man.)

Maxx: Cut for a minute.

(The cameraman turns off the camera as the screen goes to black. With the camera no longer filming, Maxx turns to look at his brother.)

Maxx: What's it look like Einstein?

Sam: Looks like you're cutting a promo.

Maxx: See, now that you're off the steroids, your brain cells are actually functioning again.

Sam: But where's Tommy?

(Maxx shakes his head, getting annoyed at Sam.)

Maxx: We don't need him to be our mouthpiece all the freaking time. I'm not so sure about you, but I know I have tons of stuff on my mind regarding what's been going on around RCW lately and I want to voice it myself. I don't want Tommy speaking for me this time around.

Sam: Wow, does he know that?

Maxx: OH MY GOD!!! I DON'T CARE IF HE DOES OR DOESN'T!!!

Sam: Ok, relax bro. If you want to do this yourself, go for it man. Just know Tommy probably won't be too happy about it.

Maxx: Too damn bad. You want in on this, or no?

Sam: Nah, I'm going to go hit the showers. Have fun though.

(Sam grabs a towel out of a locker room and heads for the showers as Maxx shakes his head again and focuses back on the camera. He signals for the cameraman to start up again and he does. The camera starts filming again as we see Maxx still sitting in the same chair as before.)

Maxx: Like I was saying, in less than a week my brother and I get a rematch against you two lucky bast*rds. I realize this is a non-title match but once Sam and myself destroy you like we know we will, Supreme and Jacobs won't have any other choice but to give us our title shot. Once we get that, those Hog Wild Tag Team Titles will finally belong to the greatest tag team on this planet... PAIN & SUFFERING!

(Maxx smirks.)

Maxx: This time around boys, we won't take you as lightly as before. I now know that you'll take that cheap shot, the low road, the short cut to get the job done. The last time I never would have believed you'd win the match by using a steel chair. Trust me Carl, Beavis.... we're ready this time and lady luck won't be smiling on you two morons this time around.

We will destroy you and get our title shot, then those belts will be ours. Enjoy the next few days boys, because come Southern Dynamite the pain and suffering will begin for the New Level. You feel you can take your opponents to the “next level”? Well come next Wednesday, you're going to be taken to a whole new level of violence. We're out to make a statement, and if that means we have to hurt the Champions, what better statement is there?

NONE! We'll see you at Southern Dynamite chumps, your destruction is at hand.

(Maxx smirks as the camera fades out.)