SD 51: Puck vs Drexl

[Ben Jacobs]

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[Puck/Pyros]

Middle of the woods. The snow falls all around as Puck stands knee deep in snow, black trench coat wrapped around him, snow hat and gloves.

The upper management of the R.C.W. has booked me in a match this week for Southern Dynamite against one half of Cot'N, one third of The Elite. Elite. Kind of brash talking from a bunch of Metrosexuals who have done little to nothing in this company. When I think Elite, Ase, Hollywood and Doug come to mind. Even Nate Sipes. High Society is the Tag Champs. Let's look at our "Elite". Two guys who are so "into" each other, they finish each other sentences. How cute. Pyros can't even finish his own sentences, let alone mine. Then you have a former Hillbilly, but he's not, he's bald, pissed about the old man, geez, make up your mind! I'll give these three a couple things. One, Ace and Gary have a couple good looking broads with them. But man, they look so...hey man, it's 2010, I'm not judging, it kinda....works for them.



Puck wipes snow out of his eyes and adjusts his coat.

Right now, my main concern is only one of these three. Drexl, you're pretty talented in the ring, when you have your "partner" to fall back on. Too bad he isn't in the match. Nobody to tag in. Nobody to save you while I'm pounding on your skull. You'll look for help and it won't be there. You'll ask yourself, "Will Puck spare me? spare me from all the hate inside his heart?" The question, though, is moot. The answer is no, you will not. And it's sad, as well, as the "in" crowd is going to be taken out. The popular will be broken. And let's not start with the whole "Puck is jealous, he wishes he could be us". Other than the two hotties you have with you, I wouldn't be you goobers if you paid me. Let's make that crystal clear right now. I punk out people like you. I have for as long as I can remember. Friday night will be no different. Drexel, bring your girlfriend, bring the blond, bring that bald fairy Early with you too.

Puck steps out of the snow and walks down the road.

Friday, Drexel, Friday...

[Cot'N]

Last week, Climax of th' Night, barely lost a match to former tag team champions The New Level. But as far as Cot'N was concerned it wasn't a loss. People all over the world watching RCW for the first time on Versus got to see just how much talent that Drexl and Galen has.

Just moments after Melvin Gates finishes his interview with E.B. Marcus, he turns to see Climax of th' Night, about to leave. He stops them abrubtly.

Melvin: Guys?

Drexl: Yeah.

Melvin: The cameras are here, I'm here, you're here.

Galen: What's your point?

Melvin: Well, shouldn't we go ahead and get an interview with you two as well. Especially since you've got a match against Puck this week, Drexl.

Drexl: I guess....

Galen: ....we could do you a favor.

Drexl: Just this once.

Melvin: (sarcastically)Thanks so much.

Galen: You're....

Drexl: ....welcome.

Melvin: Last week you guys lost a match to the former tag team champions, The New Level. This week Drexl, you will be facing one half of The New Downward Spiral with Puck.

Drexl: What's with the name new.

Galen: It seem like everything is "NEW"....

Drexl: ....around here.

Galen: Believe us, Mel....

Drexl: ....when we say that nothing has been new for....

Galen: ....Puck and Pyros since the late nineties.

Drexl: But we've got to admit, Mel....

Galen: .....Puck and Pyros were emo,

Drexl: ....when emo wasn't cool.

Galen: That is if emo were ever cool.

Drexl: Was it?

Galen: Is it?

Drexl: Mel?

Melvin: I don't even know what you are talking about. I'm having a hard time keeping up with you.

Galen: We understand, Mel.

Drexl: We'll try to speak in lamen's terms.

Galen: Lamen.

Drexl: Lamen.

Melvin: (sarcastically again) Thanks.

Drexl: You're....

Galen: ...welcome.

Drexl: Now back to the subject at hand.

Galen: What were we talking about?

Drexl: Not sure. Melvin?

Melvin: We were talking about Southern Dynamite for this week. You'll be facing Puck of the New Downward Spiral. Do you think this will end up being a preview towards a future match?

Drexl: I'm sure it will, Mel.

Galen: AJ Supreme....

Drexl: ....and Ben Jacobs know our talents.

Galen: They know how great we are....

Drexl: ....regardless of the petty name calling.

Galen: It's easy for people like Puck to make fun of us.

Drexl: Considering they've never looked this good.

Galen: See, Mel, while we are working out....

Drexl: ....tanning....

Galen: ....and spending hard earned money on hair products....

Drexl: ....guys like Puck and Pyros are busy....

Galen: ....putting harmful substances in their bodies.

Melvin: Please guys, let's keep the dirty laundry off this interview.

Galen: It's public knowledge, Mel.

Drexl: It's completely understandable.

Galen: If we grew up in Puck...

Drexl: ....and Pyros family, we'd have to have...

Galen: Drugs and alcohol to keep our sanity as well.

Drexl: So we don't judge the emo brothers.

Galen: But back to the subject at hand.

Drexl: What were we talking about?

Galen: Mel?

Melvin: The match at Southern Dynamite.

Drexl: Oh, between myself and Puck.

Melvin: Yes.

Drexl: It's simple.

Galen: Really it is.

Drexl: I'll go in and beat Puck, and to answer your first question....

Galen: ....it will be a preview of things to come.

Drexl: I'm sure AJ....

Galen: ...and Ben Jacobs.

Drexl: Can't forget Ben Jacobs.

Galen: Can't forget Ben Jacobs.

Drexl: I'm sure ol' AJ and Ben see our talent.

Galen: Regardless of last week.

Drexl: I'm sure that AJ.

Galen: AND BEN.

Drexl: ...will put us against the New Downward Spiral....

Galen: ....or The New Level...

Drexl: ....or the High Society.

Melvin: It's just High Society, I think.

Drexl: You sure?

Melvin: I think so.

Galen: No "the"?

Melvin: I don't think so.

Drexl: I could have swore there was a "the" there.

Galen: Anyway, we'll beat them either way.

Drexl: People should just spell it out.

Galen: The way we do.

Drexl: Now, where were we?

Galen: Mel?

Melvin: About out of time. Thanks for the interview guys.

Drexl: No problem, Mel.

Galen: No problem, Mel.