SD #14 - Puck vs. Frank Rogers

[Franky Higgs]

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[BDC]

[glow=red,2,300]The Following Has Been Brought To You One-Half Of The Only Hetero-Sexual Tag Team Left in RCW.......PUCK!!![/glow]



The Parting Glass in Saratoga, NY. Puck and Pyros, The New Downward Spiral are shooting a friendly game of pool.

Puck: OK, here's the deal. No more cross-dressing.

Pyros: What? Dude, nobody made you cross-dress.

Puck: That's crap and you know it! You and BDC said since I have long, black hair, that I'd make a good Tarja Phoenix. 1-5 combo.

Puck misses.

Puck: I should stick to hockey.

Pyros: Well, now that Hog Heaven is out of the way, what kind of trouble are we going to stir up next?

Puck: Apparently, I'm wrestling Frank Rogers.

Pyros: That fat guy who dresses like a cop?

Puck: The same.

Pyros: Ohhh man. We could have lots of fun with this guy.

Puck: Oh I'm sure we could. But we might want to be careful of what we say, the rest of the Village People might get us.

Pyros: The Cowboy always creeped me out.

Puck: C'mon now, we got to take this goober seriously. The last thing I need is some yutz who still thinks he's back in County Lock-up cracking me in the ribs with a nightstick.

Pyros: Remember when Dad and Ares did that to us back in Foreign Object training? That hurt.

Puck: Exactly. I'm not dealing with that again.

The camera closes in on Puck.

Puck: Alright Franky-poo, here's the deal, you're not back in jail picking on drunks and other low forms of society, you're in the RCW. There are no lock-ups or anything like that. Just a squared circle and a referee. So do me a favor, when your looking up, starring at the lights after the ref count three, know this, you got beat by some punk northern boy who has no respect for you or what you stand for. I'll see you at Southern Dynamite!

Camera fades to static.

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