Early Beauchamp vs. Willy Franklin

[AJ Supreme]

Post RP's for this match below.

2 point early rp bonus for each wrestler's first rp which scores above 10 and is posted prior to Wednesday, August 27th @ 3:30 PM CST.

RP deadline is Tuesday, September 2nd @ 11:59 PM CST

Match & segment deadline is Wednesday, September 3rd @ 8:30 AM CST.

[E.B. Marcus]

We see the inside of Cletus Beauchamp's new double wide trailer in Yocam Creek, Kentucky. Seems now that RCW may be a big step for Cletus in the funds department. Complete not only with new carpet and fresh paint on the walls, but ample space for Cletus' wild boar head, and a few deer antlers to line the them with.

Cletus stands outside the bathroom with his ear pressed against the closed door, thumbs hanging around each side of his overalls. His shirt is practically clean, other than missing a few top buttons and the sleeves being ripped out. Cletus is trying to plead with his son, Early.

Cletus: Get out here son.

Early: I aint comin' out daddy.

Cletus: Look, it's what guys have been wearin' since the rasslin' business got started.

Early: They look like some of mama's panties.

Cletus: The video crew is here to talk to you, and I'm sure they don't care to hear about ya' ma's undergarments.

Early: I aint comin' out. Why cain't I wear overhalls like you?

Cletus: I know that you'll have some big shoes to fill already. I cain't have you livin' in my shadow.

Early: People are gonna' poke fun at me.

Cletus: Aint nobody gonna' make fun of you. Everybody dresses that way. I thought the same thing back when I wore my first pair o' rasslin' tights. I talked to an ol' buddy of mine and he tried to give me some advice. He told me to go down to the produce stand and get me a sweet tater and put it in my trunks. He said there wouldn't be nobody laugh at me then.

Early gets quiet through the door listening to his "daddy's" story.

Early: So I need to get me a sweet tater?

Cletus: No son.

Early: How bout' one of mama's cucumbers that she keeps under the bed?

Cletus: No son, let me finish.

Early: Sorry daddy.

Cletus: So I went out to the produce stand and got me the biggest sweet tater that I could find, and I put it down in my tights right before I walked out to have my first match.

Early: Did people laugh?

Cletus: Hell yeah. They laughed so hard some of them had to be taken outside to get air.

Early: So the sweet tater trick didn't work?

Cletus: No. Well.....it might have, but I ended up gettin' nervus'. I decided I needed to calm down before my first big match, so I got into some of your grand-daddy's lightnin'. I got a little tipsy, and ended up stickin' the sweet tater down the back of my tights instead of the front.

Early: I bet that was imbarrisan' daddy.

Cletus: It was.....but the next time I went out, I wore them tights and didn't nobody thank nothin' about em'.

Early seeing the enlightenment that his wise father has, decides to open the door just wide enough to stick his head out, showing just a bit' of his Red Man trucker's hat.

Early: Really?

Cletus: Yeah. Now look, Early, these men have come a long way to see what you have to say about Willy Franklin. I'm going to go outside and fire off a few rounds into the air with the shotgun and do some yellin'. You come on out here and talk to these guys about your match.

Early: Okay daddy.

A few seconds more go by as Early musters up the courage to finally step out of the bathroom. The tights are a little plain, but other than that not to bad. Blue with the letters "EB" embrordered on the back. Most of Early's upper body is covered with a sleeveless plaid shirt. Cletus makes his way out the door with his double barrel raised over his head.

Early: So you guys rollin' them cameras?

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Early: You goin' to edit out that part?
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Early: Good. Then let me talk about Willy Franklin. I'll bet that Willy Franklin knows just how tuff my daddy can be in the ring. I'm tuffer than my daddy. I've been trainin' since I was just a squirt. I was always the first to catch the pigs during slaughter time. Headless chickens too. I got good aim and reflexes too. I killed my first buck when I was only six years old.

Early pauses to think about his words for a minute then goes back to speaking again.

Early: Willy Franklin, I bet you think you can beat me because you've got more experance' in the ring. Woopty flippin do. Well, I know alot about rasslin' too. My daddy has been trainin' me in a real ring now since I was 12. And I'm goin' to beat you for the one two three next week at Southern Dynamite. You'll go down in the history books as the first man to ever get beat by Early Beauchamp, eldest son of Cletus. The legacy lives on.

Another pause as Early makes the cutting motion with his hand to stop the cameras...but they continue to roll.

Early: That sound good? How'd you like that part at the end when I said ' the legacy lives on'? I almost didn't put that in there. Decided at the last minute to keep it. Glad I did. Sounded perfessional, don't ya' think? This promo cuttin' is goin' to be easier than I thought.

The cameras then shut off, but not before a few gunshots are heard in the background, followed by a few "Yelp yelp"'s.

[E.B. Marcus]

Early Beauchamp is seen sitting behind a green formica table holding a sthingy as a microphone. A old radio sits on the table in front of him. He sings along as a song plays behind him.

Early: You gave the dog.. mah supper....
You had..sex..with my brother....
You done...some ugly thangs...
For such....
Such a purty girl....

Cletus comes in and waits to the side swaying back and forth as Early continues his son.

Early: You slit...the tars on my chevrolet...
You cussed out my mama..on her birthday....
You done...some ugly thangs..
For such...
Such a purty girl....

You put a dull blade...in my safety razor...
And then you hid the bandaids from me...
You tried to set far..to my bed matress...
Last night when I wa asleep...uh....

You sold my daddy's watch..to by liquer....
You pulled and pawned..the gold teeth from my mouth...
You done some ugly thangs....
For such...
Such a purty girl...

Cletus begins to sway more as the original singer, Unknown Hinson picks out his solo in the song. Early closes his eyes and begins to play air guitar along with the song.

Early: You put roach powder...in the non dairy creamer....
That I use in my coffee each day...
On the ride to the hospital..to get my stomach pumped out....
You laughed at me all the wayyy...
You put a snake...in my bath tub....
You laughed and sang..rub a dub dub....
You done some ugly thangs...
For such...
Such a purty girl...

You done some damned ugly thangs...
For such..
Such a purty girl...

That's ugly darlin'....

The song ends and Cletus has a seat beside his boy.

Cletus: Unknown Hinson is one of my favorites, son, and you did such a beautiful job with it. It's so good to know that my eldest boy has so much talent. You show it everyday. I can't wait to see you beat Willy Franklin this week just to prove it one more time.

Early: Thank you, daddy. Means alot comin' from somebody like you that's got so much talent yourself.

Cletus: Now, get up and do some laps so you don't get lazy. I happen to know that Franklin rides a bike to the shows every week.

Early: Whoopty flippin' do. Willy Franklin don't want to stick his hand in the can with this kitty cat. I'm gonna' run 4 miles today, just to show em'.

Cletus: Good son. I'm goin' outside to shoot some rounds in the air and do some hollerin'.

The scene closes as Cletus makes his way out the door.