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Post by Isaac Comelightly on Sept 20, 2007 6:37:37 GMT -6
Dusty Rhodes by this time is sweating like a blind man in a minefield and can barely keep upright with all his blubber shaking like a crapping dog. All it takes is the merest push from Shawn Michaels to eliminate the speech impedimented wrestler.
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Post by Pure Original on Sept 21, 2007 4:32:02 GMT -6
Shawn Michaels breaks out on his own, and surveys the ring. He seems to be noting who's around him and then counting in his head. He suddenly smacks himself in the head and rolls under the bottom rope, while the commentators make sure the audience knows you have to go over to go out. Shawn reaches under the ring and pulls out...Jerry Lawler? Jerry hid under the ring while nobody was looking, but Shawn brings him back out, kicking and screaming. Shawn throws Lawler back in, where the Undertaker grabs him and Choke Slam's him over the top rope and out of the ring for the elimination.
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Post by Alexander Rose on Sept 21, 2007 6:06:11 GMT -6
Batista spinebusters Sting. Batista Spinebusters Hogan. Batista spinebusters Rick Rude. Batista goes to spinebuster Mr. Perfect, who pokes him in the eye, and proceeds to berate Batista about what a talentless 1 move hack he really is. Coming from a legend like Mr. Perfect, Batista sees the light, eliminates himself, and joins a monestary in Tibet. (and everybody lives happily ever after.)
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Post by The Davids Brothers on Sept 21, 2007 14:16:58 GMT -6
Out of the chaos, Andre the Giant and Kevin Nash go to the center of the ring for the giant match up of the rumble. Each man trades punches with the other until Hulk Hogan comes between them. The two big men pause before finally they both grab the Hulkster around the neck and chokeslam his old ass on to the mat for the elimination.
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Post by Pure Original on Sept 22, 2007 2:43:12 GMT -6
HBK finds himself alone in a corner and sets his sights on a dazed Kevin Nash. Michaels starts "Tuning up the Band" as Michaels is going in for the Sweet Chin Music. Stone Cold cuts him off with a boot to the gut followed quickly with a Stone Cold Stunner. Michaels as usually over sell the move and while flying through the air he finds himself over the top rope and he crashes hard on the Arena floor, but miraculously his feet didn't touch the ground. With HBK lying on the floor looking like he came out of car wreck Kevin Nash leans over and blows Michaels over.
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Post by BDC on Sept 24, 2007 7:22:27 GMT -6
After whippin everybody's ass in the ring for a few minutes, Rick Rude does his hip swival thingie and all the sudden blows out a hip. Seeing an oppertunity, Sid goes up to the top rope to land something stupid, then remembers what happened last time, so this time he just climbs down and tosses Rude.
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Post by The Davids Brothers on Sept 24, 2007 14:54:33 GMT -6
While the fighting in the ring continues, Sting comes down from the rafters. Andre makes quick work of him by throwing over the top rope. But all of a sudden, another Sting starts walking down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring. Andre makes quick work of the second Sting, throwing him over the top rope. After a short time, an army of Stings come down to the dismay of the fans who have already seen this a million times in WCW and if they see another obviously fake Sting they will gauge their own eyes out. The men still in the match team up to get rid of the Sting army and whichever Sting was real, if any of them were, was eliminated.
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Post by Alexander Rose on Sept 27, 2007 5:48:58 GMT -6
Roddy Piper is acting like a crazy drunk all through the match. His utterly blind swinging punches finally lands on the Undetaker, who was previously slowly choking the life out of Kevin Nash. Taker grabs Piper by the throat, and in a single motion, chokeslames Piper over the top rope, limbs flailing the whole way down.
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Post by Pure Original on Sept 27, 2007 23:27:10 GMT -6
With only 8 men remaining Austin goes on the rampage, first he Stunner's Curt Hennig, then Ricky Steamboat, then Harley Race, then Sid Vicious, then the Undertaker, then Kevin Nash. Austin then turns around and looks Andre up and down. Austin boots the giant in the gut and goes for the Stunner. Austin delivers the Stunner and Andre staggers back and gets himself tangled in the ropes. As Austin moves in for the kill Andre boots him in the face. Austin staggers back as the Undertaker sits up. The Undertaker gets to his feet and Chokeslams Austin. With Austin down and out Undertaker charges Andre, but as he gets closer Andre becomes untangled and tosses the Undertaker over the top rope and out of the ring.
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Post by Isaac Comelightly on Sept 28, 2007 2:00:03 GMT -6
Despite being drunker than a drunk man during a drinking contest, Austin can still focus enough on the ring to see the heavily sweating Harley Race perched on the ropes sucking in air. Rudely giving him the bird he drops a Stunner on him and after the usual hystrionics he manages to roll Race over the top rope and out of the match, pausing to do that weird head shaking shouting thing he seems to do.
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Post by Alexander Rose on Sept 28, 2007 6:07:48 GMT -6
Six men remain. They are all drained. Austin is barely making a show of "stomping a mud hole" in Ricky Steamboat. Sid, Nash, and Perfect are in the three remaining corners catching their breath. And in the center of the ring stands the largest wrestler to ever grace the squared circle (that I know of.) Nash, Sid, and Perfect all look Andre up and down, then at each other before deciding strength in numbers is the way to go. All three converge on Andre like wolves. Nash laying in forearms to Andre's chest while Sid takes shots at Andre's mid-section and Perfect works the knees. Andre stumbles back into the ropes with the three men on him, and proceed to ever so slow "work them over the top." Austin quickly joins them, and Ricky Steamboat soon after that. 5 days later or so it would seem, Andre bursts free, sending Austin, Steamboat and Perfect flying back onto the canvas. Nash and Sid work desprately to try to beat Andre down again, but the big man grabs each one by the throat, looking to simply choke the life out of them. Nash's face is a bright shade of red, and Sid's is turning something like violet. Andre pushes them both back to the ropes, and looks to be trying to shove them both over the top one handed. Andre's about to succeed when Perfect comes out of nowhere with a "Perfectly" placed field goal kick into Andre's Giants. Andre releases Nash and Sid to double over in pain, and as Sid and Nash both pull the top rope down to regain their feet, Mr. Perfect hits Andre with a dropkick to the lower back, sending the big man up and over the lowered rope. Andre the Giant is eliminated. Mr. Perfect collapses from exhaustion, and now everybody in the ring is on the canvas.
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Post by The Davids Brothers on Oct 2, 2007 17:41:47 GMT -6
With all five men down, it looks like nobody will be eliminated any time soon. However, all five men begin to stir around. Austin climbs up in one corner, Perfect in another, Steamboat in a third and Sid Vicious in the final corner with Big Sexy Kevin Nash in the middle of all of them. Of course, the four smaller men all attack the biggest remaining man in the match. At first, Kevin is resisting quite welling, fighting off the assault, but about a minute later, the four men take control and before you know it, Kevin Nash is eliminated leaving the final four of Stone Cold, Ricky Steamboat, Curt Hennig and Sid Vicious.
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Post by Isaac Comelightly on Oct 2, 2007 18:13:24 GMT -6
Realising that the steroid bound freak is the most dangerous the smaller three macka pact and wail away on Vicious. After several minutes of beating they drag the limp carcass of vicious to the turnbuckle and heav him over the ropes towards elimination.
Austin, Steamboat and Hennig, who will win?
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Post by Trent Raven on Oct 2, 2007 18:58:43 GMT -6
A fan racously throws a Steveweiser from the audience toward the ring at the behest of Steve Austin. The throw comes up short, however and as Austin leans over the top rope to make the catch, Curt Hennig gives him a light shove sending Austin to the floor. That leaves Ricky Steamboat and Curt Hennig
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Post by Pure Original on Oct 2, 2007 19:27:48 GMT -6
After eliminating Austin Hennig turns around and finds him staring across the ring at the Dragon. A smile creeps across both mens faces and they meet in the center of the ring and start exchanging blows. The Dragon quickly gets the upper hand and starts backing Hennig towards the ropes. Hennig starting to sence he is in trouble racks the Dragon across the eyes and quickly tosses him over to the top rope, but the Dragon holds on. Hennig thinking he won starts to celebrate. The Dragon pulls himself back into the ring and charges at Hennig grabbing him from behind and running him into and over the far ropes.
Howard Finkel gets on the mic to announce the winner as RICKY "THE DRAGON" STEAMBOAT
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