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Post by AJ Supreme on Dec 19, 2008 12:11:36 GMT -6
Place all rp's below
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Post by "Ky. Pride" Cletus Beauchamp on Dec 25, 2008 4:26:24 GMT -6
(Yet again braving the stench of the mobile trailer that is known as Chez Beauchamp, the RCW camera crew finds the puss of Cletus Beauchamp.)
CB: Well howdy ya'll. I've noticed that there'd be a lack of that hype stuff for my wrasslin' with this Charles Garry... Jerry, Gaaarrr... this Charlie guy. He be fighting the Prid o' Kentucky this Dynamite and I plan to explode him all over the place.
Camera man: The Prid?
(Cletus spits out his tobacco wad out of his mouth, and hit hits the wooden boards that are his makeshift porch with a plop.)
CB: It was time for a new batch of chaw anways, Pride of Kentucky. Pride. That's what I stand for in both wrallsin and for the Beauchamp line! I's the only one who graduated from Yokum Creek's presteeeeegious fifth grade. Now if ya'll 'scuse me, I've got to gets on my spectaaaaacular trainin' reg...reg... program.
(Camera crews are all too happy to make a beeline for civilization while Cletus takes a jug of what we can only believe is grandpappies Sour Mash, most likely the training regime he spoke of.)
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