Mikey vs. Rude

[AJ Supreme]

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(The setting opens up in the gym of Reaves Inc, where we see JJ Hart sitting in his corner looking lost and confused. JJ is sulking to himself with his laptop sitting in front of him.)

JJ: (sulking) I don't understand, I thought that Delilah and I were going to have a hot date this Wednesday night! I didn't expect to get beat up... by a girl! By a HOT girl! (sighs) I never seem to get a break!

(Suddenly we hear a beep from JJ's computer, and JJ looks over at it and it reads...)

HotDeadChickf69NLR: hi

(JJ looks at the laptop kind of confused and another message pops up.)

HotDeadChickf69NLR: i hope ur not mad about wednesday

(JJ picks up the laptop and types.)

BigSexyNLR696969: y did u do that wednesday?

HotDeadChickf69NLR: haven't u ever heard of being in character?

BigSexyNLR696969: but wrestling is real!

(There is suddenly a long silence and you can hear a loud laugh coming from Rude's office.)

HotDeadChickf69NLR: ur so f'ing hot

BigSexyNLR696969: u r 2

HotDeadChickf69NLR: hey, will u be there next wednesday?

BigSexyNLR696969: yes

HotDeadChickf69NLR: i'll c u there. dress up cute and we'll have fun

BigSexyNLR696969: ok luv

(You can hear Reno and Rude laughing as another message pops up.)

HotDeadChickf69NLR: c u wednesday

HotDeadChickf69NLR has logged off.

(Suddenly, JJ looks like he's in a better mood and hops up.)

JJ: I have to get ready... I wonder if the Goodwill is open!

(JJ dashes off. We cut to the Turks' office. Reno and Rude are laughing.)

Reno: Dude, that is so WRONG of you! Why are you doing this?

Rude: I have to keep our dog happy!

(Reno barks.)

Rude: I have that little dairy cow eating out of my hands. I want him in a good mood for Wednesday night!

Reno: Why?

Rude: I don't want that undead tramp getting in my way as I unleash my fury against that mute idiot, Mikey!

Reno: I didn't know you could put together a promo-worthy line like that!

Rude: Really?

Reno: Yeah!

Rude: Then you're an idiot! After I unload on Mikey, he'll need to request a colonoscopy to surgically remove my foot from his ass.

Reno: You're going 2 for 0!

Rude: Mikey is in for a rough night Wednesday night. He and Dan can talk all they want to about back in the day when Reaves used to hold us back, but this next week he's going to be eating those words like Thanksgiving left overs for the next week.

Reno: You know, you've never been good at words, but Mikey has to communicate through an interperter and an etch a sketch.

Rude: Moron...

Reno: Exactly!

Rude: No, I mean you.

Reno: Oh.

Rude: As for those idiots, The Downward Spiral, if they want to get involved in the blood bath, go ahead! We're ready for you too.

(fin)

[BDC]

The Following Has Been Brought To You By NEWly licensed Turk Killer......Mikey!!






Congress Park in Saratoga, N.Y. The park is still covered in snow from the pounding of snow unleashed on Upstate N.Y. On a bench next to the Armed Services Monument, Mikey, with white face paint and red lettering, is meditating while BDC paces back and forth.

Now they've gone to far. Who the hell do they think they are? This isn't 1997 boys. We're not at TCBY towers anymore. Just because the man isn't around, you two think you can rise to the top and start running your mouths. Where's Tseng? Couldn't make the hay ride from McGhee? Reno is just as dumb as ever I see. It was always his strong suit. Rude, you finally grew a set. It took you a decade son, but I knew you had it in ya. Oh hell, what am I saying, I'm glad you boys are trying to make it to the top. Walking around, throwing up these old NEW guys to take on your little charge, there, ol' Sensation guy. Who's coming out next? You got Jason Bagwell around? How is "The Blue Inferno" Steve Grant now a days? Or maybe, just maybe, you'll go to the old folks home, and dust off that old man "Stunnin' Steve"? That'd be great!

BDC walks over to Mikey and pats him on the shoulder.

It's been a rough week, hasn't it, Greatoh, a rough week. How is Delly? I hope she is well. You see, Rude, you bring up a great point. I'm not going to have TNDS at ringside for this. Those two aren't getting along and I'll take care of that soon. I'm not going to have anybody come to the ring to help Mikey. Bring Reno, JJ, Tseng if you got him, Steve Sensation, Oozing Sore, Purple Haze, dig up Stunnin' Steve, OMR, Lady Theresa, The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, whomever, I don't care, I'm just bringing Mikey. There was one tiny mistake you made, Rude. You opened your mouth and said that you were the real "Franchise". Oh....stupid man. I thought you'd know better. I wouldn't have said that. You better hope your backup is TYRANT and Tombstone, because I'd really hate to be you right about now.

Mikey spits yellow mist in the air as BDC laughs.

Next week, ladies, it's going to be a beat down like no other beat down in RCW history. Mikey is more focused, more dangerous, more methodical than he was when his brother was around. He's more vicious than he was when he feuded with TYRANT in the FoWWW, and he's hungry, for the first time, this isn't the fun loving Mikey like in Saturday Night Fever. You boys did something, a change in him that I can't control. By putting your hands on Delly Ghost, you have awaken something deep, dark and scary. Underestimate him if you want. Laugh this off like you're some sort of group of bad asses. Saddam thought his Republic Guard was bad, and we mowed them like your uncle mows the lawn in shorts and sock garters. It's on, girls, we'll see you next week.

fin'

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(The setting opens up to the Reaves Inc. gym somewhere in Arkansas... more specifically, the office of Rude, where we see Reno and Rude YouTubing the most recent interview with... I'd say Big Danny Cool AND Mikey, but since Mikey can't TALK we'll jsut say Dan. The clip is over and Rude looks over at Reno.)

Rude: What's today, Reno?

Reno: Christmas Eve.

Rude: Okay, what year is it?

(Meanwhile, Rude is looking at his calendar.)

Reno: 2008 still, I think!

Rude: Well, at least you're not toally braindead. It's about a week from 2009. I just wanted to make for sure before addressing Big Danny Crap, here...

Reno: Okay...

Rude: Well, Big Donkey Crap, I see you remember 1997 like it was yesterday... except it seems like you're stuck there. Bringing up names like TYRANT and Steve Grant, as if they are still current stars... and Stunnin Steve... that's so funny! the next time you drop off Steve's retirement check, say 'hi' for me to that old fart. As for OMR... he's dead, idiot. That's why you don't have a free ride to the top anymore, remember?

Reno: Ouch.

Rude: Donkey, you want to run your mouth about 'where's Stunnin Steve?' about 'where's OOZING Sore?' and oh my... 'where's Tseng?'; I have a question for you! Well, several actually... 'where is EnFuego?' You can't do better than The New Downward Spiral-in-the-toilt and that mute and soon to be LAME Mikey? 'Where's Ares?' He hasn't carried a program in so long he'd forget a new script. Every time he makes a 'comeback', he punks out! You know, I don't recall claiming to be 'The Franchise', but since Ares has no balls, I guess someone has to take the bull by the horn around here! I dare you get in the ring with me Wednesday, Donkey! I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass the size of Texas after I mop up the mat with Mikey. You think you're some big tough guy? Some Airborn Ranger? I dare you to step in the ring with me Wednesday night after you drop in with that parachute flying out your ass.

Reno: I thought that was supposed to come out of...

(Rude looks at Reno and Reno is suddenly queit and hangs his head.)

Rude: Donkey, if I were you, I would back Mikey out of this deal now, because this is going to be one bloody new year's eve bashing... I guarantee you. Your lame ass wouldn't last 5 seconds against JJ and you want to talk smack with me? Reaves made you someone, and I'll destroy you. Bring your whole fleet on... ON FUEGO! ON ARES! ON HATCHETMAN! ON DRIFTER! ON PUCK ON PYROS! AND OOOOOOOOOOOON MIKEY!

Reno: Um, that's only 7...

(Rude looks at Reno.)

Rude: When I want you to speak, I'll tell you...

Reno: Sorry...

Rude: Donkey, bring it on!

(fin)

[BDC]

[glow=red,2,300]The Following Has Been Brought To You But The Equal Opportunity Destroyer Of Neverwases......Mikey!!!![/glow]




Standing in front of a Christmas Tree, all decorated from top to bottom, "The Kingpin" BDC and Mikey, dressed nicely in sweaters and slacks, notice the camera in front of them. Mikey even has a festive red and green face paint on.

You see, Rude, you silly, sad, man, I think I got to you, didn't I Cowboy? Big Donkey Crap. That sounds like anger to me. You're even calling me into the ring. No, son, listen here, I was never much for in ring stuff, I'll leave that to the Mute and to the boys. But since you're throwing down challenges like it's 1959, I'll tell you what. I might not be the Airborne Ranger anymore, but I still got this hook, and before you tell me where I can stick this hook, it'll already be up yours. Now, I know it's not 1997, and hell I know OMR is dead. You obviously weren't listening to me. But that's OK. That was then. This is now. 2008. One more week until 2009. Let's focus. One last time in 2008, you, one on one with Mikey. Is this the feud to start 2009 off with a bang? Will it end as soon as it gets started? I think so. It'll end with you, Rude, face down on a stretcher, with Reno's head right up your ass, then J.J. Hart's up his. They can parade you three Sallys all around the Boy & Girls Club so the Tri-State region can see you for what you really are. Jokes. Not funny jokes, like the ones that your Uncle tells at the dinner table on Thanksgiving.

Mikey picks up his Etch-A-Sketch with Delilah's picture on it.

Oh yeah. Delly. We watched the tapes of the heinous attack you boys put on Delly. I'll have you know that this act will not stand. I've showed Mikey the video clip time after time after time. I think he's finally lost it. After some black mist and his foot in the TV, it was you boys that drove him over the edge. I had a nice long talk with AJ Supreme and I told him don't hole me responsible for what Mikey does to anybody in his way. He assured me as long as it's a member of Reeves Inc that gets hurt, then no action will be taken upon us. That to me means that the Mute over here next to me gets free reign on Southern Dynamite, and for that one classless act, you four, yes even that power blue tux wearing goober, will be in the path of pain. You're right, this isn't 1997, but the results will be the same, you morons, losers since birth, will fall again!

Mikey goes nuts, spitting red mist on the Christmas tree, then throw the tree to the floor and gives it a corkscrew elbow.

Happy Holidays, ladies, we'll see you in Fayetteville.

Hey! What the hell Uncle Mikey? That's my damn Christmas tree!

Pyros comes into view trying to pick up broken ornaments off the floor.

It took me hours to get this damn tree up! Aw man, you broke Puck's first ornament that Dad got him when he first adopted him. He's gonna be pissed!

You'll have to forgive your Uncle Mikey, he's been under tremendous amounts of stress since Delly's attack. He even spit out black mist!

Yeah, and it's all over my Christmas tree! What is that, it stinks. Stinks like bad milk or good cheese. It could knock a buzzard off a.....

OK, alright, look, your Uncle Mikey is under real amounts of stress here, and he's real sorry he destroyed you tree.

No he's not he keep staring at that damn Etch-A-Sketch of his with that goofy smile on his face. Why doesn't he spit on that thing?

That's the fourth one this week. He keeps spitting on those too!

fin'

[return?]

none of us wear tuxes, prick.



*Remembers a few days later...
I must be getting old for real. I DID have JJ wear a blue tux. OMG!