TNDS vs. Pain & Suffering

[AJ Supreme]

Please place RP's below

[Puck/Pyros]

Scene opens to a sadistic, lost, smiling face........



Welcome. I just wanted to take this time to say that I think it's crap that I didn't win the battle royal. So I'm going to make it up to all my fans. I'm going to do something at Hog Heaven that will keep people talking about me until A.J. Supreme closes the doors on this company. I....will.....be......DOWNED.....Puck......him and I.....will defeat Pain......and.....Suffering.

Puck pushes Pyros out of the way.



Get the hell out of the way.

Pyros and Puck have a stare-down.

Holy sweet Jesus you're creepy.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Forget it. We have a big tag team match coming up, so quit hogging the camera and.....

Speaking of Hogging.....

You have a date?

No, meanie head, I'd like to take this time right now to encourage all you R.C.W. faithful to go out and vote for TNDS in the First Annual Hoggie Awards. We're up for best music and Puckie-poo is up for Rising Star! Vote today!

Don't ever call me Puckie-poo again. Now, listen, I don't know a blessed thing about this team we're facing at Hog Heaven. I've never even heard of these guys. How are we supposed to game plan for this crap?

Are you serious? It's not that hard. Google. Going On-line Only Getting Lasting Education.

Whatever. I can't even turn a computer on, let alone google. Sounds sexual. We go on, find out what you can and I'll stay here and let my people hear me talk until your done.

Pyros runs off.

Pain & Suffering. did you people see the poster for the show? Twins. Bald twins dressed in matching leather. I bet Steve Sensation has porn along those lines. Good gravy those two look gay. Oh well. The only Pain & Suffering going on is the fans that had to watch them walk around. Pathetic. Pyros needs to hurry up. My worst fear is coming true, I have to wrestle reject from a Double-mint gum commercial. I wonder what Pyros meant when he said he was going to do something that will keep people talking? He's already dressed in drag, what else can he do?

Pyros leaps back in the picture, multiple sheets of paper in one hand, Red Bull in the other hand.

That was fast. So what your ex told me was true.

That was low, even for you. Here's the crap you wanted. Mr. "I can't turn on a computer unless I want to go on the Live Girls in Leotards All The time Website". Perv.

Whatever, you're just......what is that? Is that one of Delilah's Red Bull's? Do you remember what happened last time you stole one of her Red Bull's? Do you want to get your head slammed into a cheese grater again? I thought you would have learned.

Don't worry about my Red Bull. Here's the dirt you wanted. Max Pain and Sam Suffering. They've been a team for about 10 years. Belonged to the UCWF. They were the champs there until the fed closed their doors in 1999. Since they've been roaming around Mexico and Japan. Lots of painful power moves. Their finish, the ol' hip-toss-to-powerbomb thingie.

Good work, Slappy. So there we have it. Maxxipad and Sam the Sillyass. Just because these butt clowns have won gold in some crap Midwestern territory they get to walk into the R.C.W. and the first time we see them is at a Hog Heaven? Is it possible that this is the litmus test for tag team wrestling in the R.C.W.? Oh A.J. Supreme, you sneaky man. Let me save you time, forget the tournaments, just give the straps to me and Pyros and we can do what we were meant to do since we got here. Give us the gold. But I suppose nothing is that easy, even here in the R.C.W. So bring on the S & M twins, and just like the House of W, the monkeys will fall.

You....willlll......be Downed!!

Puck gives Pyros a dirty look as the camera fades.

[Pain & Suffering]

(The camera comes into focus as see an old, run down looking gym. Nothing fancy about this place, brick walls, concrete floor with cracks in it. Some small windows are located near the top of the walls, but of course most of them have shattered glass, if any glass on them at all. There is a punching bag hanging in the corner that looks to have seen better days in the past. In the center of the small room is a wrestling ring, just like the gym itself, nothing fancy. Just four corners, ropes, and a mat. Inside the ring are four men, two of which appear to be the new team in Razorback Championship Wrestling, Maxx Pain and Sam Suffering. The other two men are RCW's own Jamie James & Reggie Rogers, better known as The Phenominals. Jamie goes to whip Maxx into the corner but Maxx reverses and sends Jamie into the corner. Maxx then whips Sam towards James and Suffering connects with a huge corner clothesline. Maxx follows up with a huge kick right to Jaimie's face, he then whips him towards the awaiting Sam, who connects with a massive shoulder block tackle. Reggie runs over and tries to help his partner but Maxx stops him and nails a Dr. Bomb which he calls the “Welcome To Painsville”. Sam pulls Jamie up and he and Maxx deliver their “Cruel Intentions” finishing move on poor James. As The Phenominals lay on the mat in pain, Maxx and Sam step out of the ring and lean back against the side of it as the camera zooms in on them.)

Maxx Pain: RCW, we're putting you on notice right now! One of the roughest, toughest, baddest tag teams in the entire world is coming to Hog Heaven: Southern Chill.

Sam Suffering: On that night, we are going to start our path of broken bodies and shattered dreams.

Maxx Pain: It all starts with those two dimwits Puck and Pyros. Boys, you have no idea of what is headed straight for you on February First, two thousand and nine.

Sam Suffering: Go ahead and Google us, check us out on Youtube and get a glimpse of what is ins tore for you two punks.

Maxx Pain: We have seen success all over the world, won Tag Team Gold in every company we have displayed our dominance in, and now it's time to do the same right here in Razorback Championship Wrestling.

Sam Suffering: We requested that one of the best teams this federation has to offer be sent over here today to get some “training” in and as you just witnessed, they were no match for us.

Maxx Pain: AJ Supreme was hoping we'd teach those two how to improve their skills, in hopes of making the tag division better.

Sam Suffering: We taught them alright, we taught them what Pain & Suffering is all about!

Maxx Pain: Puck, Pyros, make all the gay jokes you want because words are just words. They go in one ear and right out the other.

Sam Suffering: At Southern Chill boys, you're in for the fight of your lives. We will be the greatest team to ever compete in this federation, and once AJ does the smart thing and brings in some Tag Team gold,

Maxx Pain: They will belong to us!

Sam Suffering: We're not here to make jokes or to make friends TNDS, we're here to wrestle and hurt people.

Maxx Pain: You two will be the first of many who will feel our wrath. Those worthless sacks of crap in the ring there know what we're talking about, and at Hog Heaven: Southern Chill... so will you two jokers.

Sam Suffering: We're coming for you, and we've got CRUEL INTENTIONS!!!!

(They both flex at the camera and walk off as Jamie and Reggie roll out of the ring, holding their backs and their heads.)

Jamie: Next time AJ says he's sending us out to get special training, just say no.

Reggie: Good idea.

(The camera fades to black.)

[Puck/Pyros]

A familiar, old, rundown gym. An old tattered looking wrestling ring barley stands in the middle of the gym. The camera pans around to an entrance area of sorts. "March of the Pigs" by Nine Inch Nails plays on a radio somewhere as Puck and Pyros, The New Downward Spiral walks down to the ring, Puck rolls under the bottom rope, Pyros flips over the top rope. Puck looks into the camera as somebody pushes the stop button on the radio.



So, what we have here is a failure to be relevant here in the world of R.C.W. P&S, all you guys did was step into this very ring and destroy two jobbers. Good grief, Firebomb could have done that. It looked like some of the crap that Reaves Inc has been pulling out of their asses lately. So here we are, in your ring, in your gym. Where are you? We don't have to wait for Hog Heaven! Let's dance now!



Dude, they're here, you know that. I saw them in the other room. They hear you carrying on like that, they're going to come out here and kick our asses! Why do you always have to stir up the hornets nest?

I want them to come out here! Pain!! Suffering!! Get out here!

"Indestructible" by Disturbed gets turned on the radio.

I told you! Here they come!! You just had to go and make them mad. Please don't let them get me!

Pyros, quit being a baby and get ready to fight!

TNDS are in the ring, Puck ready for a fight, Pyros on the mat, begging off, when through the entranceway comes two bald midget twins dressed like Pain & Suffering.

Oh what the hell? I thought you said they were here?


They're going to get me! I'm to young to die! I'm to good looking to die! Oh, please keep them away from me!!

Oh will you shut up! This isn't even funny!

The Mini-P&S get into the ring, Puck just stands there, as Pyros, on his knees, begs off more. Puck Yakuza kicks one of the midgets in the corner, Pyros hops back up and they nail a double shinning wizard in the corner. The other midget tries to run, but Puck catches him and nails a Package Piledriver, then rolls the midget into Pyros who nails a brainbuster.

Do you think now they realize how goofy they looked doing that.

I think we looked goofier.

Looks like somebody put them in the dryer. I got socks taller than these guys.

Let's get out of here and get a small bite to eat.

I could go for some mini-bagels about now.

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