Post by Melvin Gates' 1-900-RASSLIN on Feb 27, 2009 10:54:24 GMT -6
(Melvin Gates sits behind the Live Events Bulletin desk with papers in his hand. He smiles at the camera.)
Melvin: Welcome RCW fans to an exclusive Live Events Bulletin. This past Southern Dynamite saw several Hoggie Award winners and a few teams signing up for the upcoming Hog Wild Tag Team Tournament. However, this afternoon I am here to give an update on the condition of former Southern Heritage Champion, Jeffrey Hollywood.
We witnessed at Hog Heaven: Southern Chill Jeffrey Hollywood get attacked by a mystery assailant when the lights went out. At the Hoggie Awards, we witnessed the same thing just as Jeffrey accepted the Wrestler of the Year award. Details are still not available, but we have been told that due to the severity of his injuries, Jeffrey Hollywood will be out of action for quite some time. As more information because available, I will fill you fans in on the situation.
(Melvin flips through the papers.)
Melvin: Today I have a special guest joining me here, Alex Crowe.
(The camera zooms out to show Alex Crowe sitting next to the desk.)
Melvin: Now Alex, you requested this time in front of the camera, so what's on your mind?
Alex Crowe: A lot is on my mind right now Melvin, and all of it centers around Doug Gavelon. For the past few months I have basically thrown myself into the lion's den so to speak, trying to defend a man who I thought was a friend. I stepped up and stood by Nate Sipes's side when nobody else in the locker room would, to go to war against The FOE. Did Nate ever say thanks? Did I ever get a call from Doug saying “way to go man, thanks for looking out”? NO! The almighty Gavelon returns and brings the 7 Day Army with him to go to war against Havoc and his Family of Extreme.
Nate Sipes is right there by his side, but where am I? He declares Steel Cage Warfare against The FOE, with guys like Wacko Carl and Extreme Beavis, but where was the call for me to help? Where was the handshake and the thanks for being there to combat guys like Jarvis, Pink, and most importantly... Nick Zildjian? It never came, not even a simple “Thank You”.
Even when one of “their own” Hardcore Jesus was taken out of the picture and left them short handed, not invite to join the war that I FREELY JOINED ON MY OWN!!!!!
(Crowe's anger is visibly growing as he continues on.)
Crowe: Doug, I stood up for you D*MN *T!!!!! I basically got my a** beat down time and time again by Zildjian but I never once walked away! I stuck in the battle to defend YOU DOUG!!! I put my career on the line against that Russian powerhouse, and got the battle scars to prove it!!!
The fact is Doug, you're just like everybody else... looking out for number one, your own stickin' self! Havoc is right, and I hope he ends your pathetic, worthless career inside that cage, along with all those other 7 Day Army idiots!!!! I stood up for you as a friend, and you brush me away and pretend I don't even exist... well Doug... F*CK YOU!!!!!!
(Crowe stands up and looks with hatred into the camera as Melvin has a look of shock on his face.)
Melvin: Surely you can't mean that?
Crowe: I put my neck on the line for him and Sipes, and for what? NOTHING! I hope...
(Suddenly he is interrupted as Maxx Pain and Sam Suffering walk onto the set with their manager Tommy Daniels.)
Maxx: Boo hoo little boy.
Sam: Yeah, go home and cry to your mommy.
(Maxx looks Crowe in the face and shoves him back.)
Maxx: Out of our way, your time for whining is over.
(Alex goes to shove Maxx back but Sam stops him in his tracks with a huge right hand. Melvin immediately stands up and backs away as Pain & Suffering put the boots to Crowe. After a few moments of this intense beat down, Tommy motions to his men. Sam drags Crowe until they are right in front of the desk, where he then props Alex up against the front of it. Maxx smirks as he takes a running charge and just kicks Crowe right in the side of the head, the impact causes his skull to smash through the wood front of the desk. Melvin immediately starts yelling for help as Pain, Suffering, and Tommy grin at the camera.)
Tommy: RCW, like I said before... the path of devastation shall continue until those Hog Wild Tag Team belts are around the waists of Pain & Suffering!
(They laugh as they walk off and medical staff quickly attends to Alex Crowe.)
