Pain & Suffering vs Phenominals vs Mikey/Delilah

[Melvin Gates' 1-900-RASSLIN]

Place RPs below...
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FOR THIS WEEK:[/b] The main event will be the match that has the best RP battle, so if you want that main event spot on SD 35... get those rps up!!

RPing starts when threads are posted. 2 point early rp bonus for each wrestler's first rp which scores above 10 and is posted prior to Monday March 16th @ 3:30 PM CST.

RP deadline is Tuesday, March 24th @ 11:59 PM CST

Match & segment deadline is Wednesday, March 25th @ 8:30 AM CST.

[Pain & Suffering]

(It's Wednesday late afternoon as the cameras come into focus. The bright sun is shinning down on what appears to be a high school track field. Standing in front of the camera is RCW's own, Melvin Gates and joining him is the manager of the team Pain & Suffering... Tommy Daniels. Melvin greets the camera with a warm smile as Tommy puffs away at a cigar.)

Melvin: Good afternoon RCW fans, I'm Melvin Gates and I'm here in downriver Michigan at the Woodhaven High School. I'm joined by Tommy Daniels, the voice and mind guiding possibly one of the most dominate teams to ever step foot inside a RCW ring. Of course I'm referring to Pain & Suffering.

Tommy: Obviously.

Melvin: First things first Tommy, thank you for taking time out of your busy day to answer some questions this afternoon.

Tommy: It comes with the territory Melvin, I've been doing this for years and years.

Melvin: If you don't mind me asking, where are Maxx and Sam?

(Tommy grins as he blows a cloud of smoke up above his head.)

Tommy: They're behind you as we speak, going through just one of many of their training sessions.

(Melvin turns and looks behind himself to see Maxx and Sam in the bleachers, quickly running up and down the entire flight of steps in the center of the metal seating area. Melvin turns back to Tommy.)

Melvin: Wow, I'd probably have a heart attack after the first three steps.

(Melvin laughs.)

Tommy: I'd bet on it.

(Melvin stops laughing as he doesn't appreciate the “vote of confidence” from Tommy.)

Melvin: Now it looks like they have something on their backs, do they?

Tommy: Very observant Melvin and yes they do. Each man has a back pack on that has over one hundred and fifty pounds of weight in it.

Melvin: That's some serious training right there.

Tommy: Only the strong survive, and when it comes to this tag team tournament.... my guys are clearly the strongest of the bunch.

Melvin: So even in this early stage of the tournament, you're predicting victory in the end?

(Tommy shakes his head as he blows a puff of smoke right into Melvin's face, causing his to gasp and cough.)

Tommy: I've been predicting victory from the very beginning Melvin. From the very first moment I stood next to Maxx and Sam in front of these cameras, I told the world that Pain & Suffering were going to become the first ever Hog Wild Tag Team Champions. Not a damn thing has changed since then and now, so of course I predict victory for my team.

Melvin: The first round of this tournament features triple threat elimination style matches, where Pain & Suffering will be competing against The Phenominals and the team of Mikey and Delilah Ghost. How do you think Maxx and Sam will do in this first round match?

Tommy: Are you serious?

(Tommy gives Melvin a “What the F*” look as he again shakes his head.)

Tommy: Victory Melvin, it's that simple. Pain & Suffering will be victorious in this first round match by using their strength, power, and sheer dominance.

Melvin: OK, but how do you feel about...

(Tommy holds up his hand.)

Tommy: Before you even finish, let me guess... you want to know how I feel Pain & Suffering stacks up against the other two teams right?

Melvin: Well... yeah, and please don't just say they are going to beat them and move on to the second round.

(Tommy laughs to himself.)

Tommy: Alright Mel, here's what I think about the other two teams. The Phenominals couldn't have a better name to describe how I feel about them in this match because it's truly phenomenal that they are even in this tournament. What have these two ever done in RCW? Better yet, what have they ever achieved in their entire pathetic careers?

Melvin: They once...

Tommy: Shut up Melvin! NOTHING... they have achieved NOTHING! The only reason why Rogers and James are even in this tournament is because Supreme and Jacobs needed another team to fill the last spot to complete the brackets so they just threw The Phenominals to the wolves. That's all they are Melvin, a filler. Maxx and Sam will make quick work out of those two worthless pieces of crap. There's no doubt about it, Jamie and Reggie will be the first two eliminated in this match.

Melvin: What about Mikey and Delilah?

Tommy: What about them? In all honesty, nobody cares about those two anymore. As my fourteen year old niece would say, “they are so last year”.

Melvin: Now I don't believe that for a second.

Tommy: Really? Well let's take a closer look then shall we? Delilah hasn't done jack since first coming to this company, besides play some particle jokes on people like we're back in elementary school. Delilah... we're in the wrestling business, we're here to compete inside that ring, not shoot people with paint balls or fill cars with nacho cheese.

Melvin: I don't know how she did it but one day I found my entire back seat filled with headless gummie bears.

Tommy: Exactly my point, Delilah Ghost cares more about goofing off and playing games with her mute boy toy then actually winning matches. This brings me to the Mute himself, a man with a new attitude and a new look to show the outward proof of that change. Mikey, it's not hard to pack on a few pounds, throw some face paint on, and spit green crap into people's faces. You've had some pretty historic matches in this company, but you've pretty much lost every single one of them. History is going to repeat itself come Southern Dynamite as you have another historic match in front of you, which you will most likely screw up.

(Tommy grins.)

Tommy: Entering this tournament with your little girlfriend was the worst idea you've ever had Mute. It makes things way to easy for my guys, at least if you had chosen that old washed up wind bag Fuego, you'd possibly have a small snow ball's chance in hell. However, you thought with the head in your pants instead of thinking with the one on your shoulders and that's fine with me.

Melvin: Why on Earth is it such a horrible idea for Mikey to want to team up with the love of his life?

Tommy: You answered your own question right there Melvin, Mikey is too invested in his redheaded b*tch to think clearly. Maxx and Sam will not go easy on Delilah just because she has a pair of fun bags hanging out of those tight tank tops of hers. They will crush her, they will destroy her, they will annihilate her... and once they do, Mikey's emotions will cause him to lose control and lose focus. He won't be thinking clearly, just acting on pure raw emotion and that is very easy to overcome when you're thinking with a clear head. As Mikey stands there and sees that pretty little red head covered in blood, he won't be focused on winning and advancing to the next round, he will be focused on protecting her and keeping her safe. As far as I see it, Mikey... you've already lost because you were foolish in the picking of your partner. At least you two love birds will be able to lick each other's wounds at the end of the night, you won't be in the tournament anymore and those tag belts will be out of reach for you two... but at least you'll still have each other.

(Tommy laughs evilly as he takes another long puff from his cigar.)

Melvin: Before we wrap this up, I got one last question. At this past Southern Dynamite, Maxx and Sam tried to pull a fast one over Butch to gain the victory on Puck but then this mystery man named HERO comes out and exposes your trick. Any thoughts on what happened?

Tommy: That masked moron had no right to stick his nose in our business, and I don't know who he is, but trust me... once Pain & Suffering get their hands on him, he will be another victim in their path of destruction. HERO... you involved yourself in matters that did not concern you, I just hope you're prepared for what will come next. You've sealed your own fate, it's only a matter of time before Maxx and Sam come to collect. Watch your back HERO, because you may tell the fans they should “fear not because you have arrived”, I say YOU have everything to FEAR after what you pulled last week. That mask hides something, I just wonder what secrete you're trying to keep from the fans you have come to rescue?

Melvin: That's a good question, but we are out of time. Thanks again Tommy, and good luck to your team in the Hog Wild Tag Team Title Tournament.

Tommy: We don't need luck Melvin, those belts already belong to us.

Melvin: We shall see, tune into Southern Dynamite fans... have a great day!

(With that the cameras begin to fade as Maxx and Sam are now running laps on the track with those weighted back packs still on. Tommy blows a big cloud of smoke towards the camera as it completely fades out.)

[BDC]

Warning: Disturbing images, viewer discretion is advised.

[glow=red,2,300]The Following Has Been Brought To You By The First Hog Wild Tag Team Champions....Mikey and Delilah Ghost!![/glow]

Church of God in Saratoga, NY. A close up on Mikey's non painted face shows him sweating. As the camera pans out showing Mikey wearing a tux. The camera pans out further showing Mikey standing at the alter with En Fuego, Pyros, Puck, BDC, and Ares. The Reverend, dress in full white robes, put his hand on Mikey's shoulder.

Father: Relax my son, this is a beautiful day, and this day will be even more beautiful when she walks down that aisle.

Fuego: Yeah, if she doesn't hurt anybody on the way down.

Puck: If she even shows up.

BDC: Boy, I got a hook aimed for a part of your body you might like to use some day, one more comment like that and you'll have a new nickname.

Ares: Will you guys calm down? Let the mute monkey have his day.

Pyros: This tux is smearing my body paint.

An elderly lady playing the organ starts playing the bride's march as Delilah Ghost, being walked down the aisle by Clive, chokes back tears under her veil as her and Clive walk down the aisle.

Fuego: It's disturbing how beautiful she really is, eh, Mute?

Father: Such a joyful occasion.

Mikey reaches his hand out and Delilah takes it as he helps her up the alter. They hold hands as they turn to face the Father. As soon as they turn a shot is heard, blood splatters all over the Reverend and Mikey falls to the ground, holding his throat.

Darkness.

Voice: Welcome back Mikey. You know who I am, don't you. I'm the reason you're mute. I will say one thing, I like the face paint thing. Now don't worry, that wasn't your future. I just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you. We have a deal, Mikey. I'll give you your voice back, but in exchange, I want what Ares took from me. Your brother. Now wake up, you manages to piss somebody off.

Mikey opens his eyes in a panic. He immediately clutches for his throat, making sure everything is intact. He looks down and BDC is on the floor cussing and swearing, his face red from the accidental mist discharge.

Fuego: Was is all the racket about? Oh man, sleep walking again, Mike? Jesus, you got him good, didn't ya? Dan! Dan! You OK? Red mist too? That has to burn like hell. Puck! Pyros! Get the cream, Uncle Mikey got BDC this time. Hell, Mikey, this has got to stop.

Mikey (sign language): Not my fault, nasty dream. I was getting married and then I got shot in the throat. Explains the mist.

Fuego: I'd say. Holy crap. What a mess. He's not going to be happy when he wakes up.

Mikey: I know why I had that dream.

Fuego: Oh? Do tell.

Mikey: He was back. In my head. Talking to me. It was real.

Fuego: He? Really? For you information, he's dead, Ares saw to that long ago, it was just a dream.

Mikey: He said he'd give me my voice back if I give you to him.

Fuego: He's dead, Mikey! Ares did the job. It's over.

Mikey: I beg to differ.

Mikey pulls out his cell phone and frantically pushes buttons.

Fuego: Now what are you doing?

Mikey: I need my girlfriend, I want to talk to her before this gets on TV.

Fuego: Good luck.....


tbc