SD 38: Wacko Carl vs Maxx Pain

[Ben Jacobs]

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[Pain & Suffering]

(The cameras start filming as we see Maxx Pain sitting at a small table alone, in a tiny bar located in Downriver, Michigan. He holds a beer mug in his hand and takes a long sip from it before placing it down on the table. He looks over at the camera.)

Maxx: Before any of you hicks watching at home get your dim-witted brains working on overload... I'm here on my own. I don't need Tommy Daniels to speak for me, it was Sam's idea from the beginning to bring him back into the group... not mine. I am more than capable of speaking my own mind without Daniels putting words into my mouth.

(Maxx takes another swig from his beer.)

Maxx: From day one, my brother and myself have had one goal... to become the first ever Hog Wild Tag Team Champions. We said we would dominate the tournament and thus far, we've left a path of utter destruction behind us as we find ourselves right where we said we'd be. Hog Heaven: Going Wild, the final round of the tournament to crown the Tag Champs, Pain & Suffering are going to destroy The Disciples to gain those belts.

I'm getting ahead of myself though, because before that happens I will be stepping into the ring in what could be called, a “warm up match”. In just a few days at Southern Dynamite Wacko Carl is going to get a first hand glimpse of what is in store for him and his partner come the finals at Going Wild. Carl, get ready because nothing in your entire pathetic, miserable, worthless career has prepared you for stepping into the squared circle against me. I'm going to give you the fight of your life come Wednesday night, but don't worry... I'll make sure to leave something left for Hog Heaven.

(Maxx cracks an evil smirk.)

Maxx: I'm well aware of how people feel regarding my brother and I, they argue that we only win due to cheap tactics and blatant cheating. I'm not going to sit here and say I'll do things straight down the middle in our match, because to be perfectly honest... I will most likely bend the rules, and let's face it, I'll probably flat out break a few. However, I will promise this... I'm coming to that ring at Southern Dynamite alone. No Sam, no Tommy at ringside... you've just got to deal with me.

Don't get too excited though because we both know, I don't need either of them to defeat you. I'm going to enjoy each and every moment of this match, as you plead for mercy and I deliver none to you. Keep in mind Wacko, mercy is for the weak.

(Maxx smirks again as he pauses long enough to take a long gulp from his beer.)

Maxx: You can bring your speed, bring your experience, bring your partner... sh*t bring the entire US Armed Forces... it won't do you a lick of good against me. Once that opening bell rings, it's only a matter of time before I put you down for the three... the only question is, how much am I going to put you through before I decide to end it? Now of course I don't expect you to just roll over and take it, I fully expect you to fight back, just know right now that I'll be laughing at your feeble attempts.

(Maxx shakes his head as he takes the last sip from his drink.)

Maxx: Well Carl, my drink is empty and unlike Tommy... I don't care to just sit here and listen to myself talk so I'll let my actions speak for themselves at Southern Dynamite. Bring everything you've got because I'm going to enjoy crushing you like the pathetic bug you are. The beginning of the end is drawing near for you Wacko Carl... you better start saying your prayers because God is the only one who can save you.

(Maxx laughs sinisterly as he gets up and heads back to the bar as the cameras fade to black.)

[Nate Sipes/The New Level]

[The scene opens on Wacko Carl; standing in front of the camera with a serious demeanor on his face and his arms crossed. He cracks his neck before speaking.]

WC: You know, when one person says to another that “I will dominate you,” he’d better be telling the truth. No, Maxx, you haven’t been as dominant as you say. Take the last show, for instance: if you truly believe that Doug and Nate went down to you guys on their own merits and that Havoc had nothing to do with that loss then those little “enhancements” you’re so fond of have eaten your brains away. Of course, we’ve all seen that you still possess basic motor functions by being able to open your mouth for words to come out. Yeah, Maxx, you don’t need Tommy to speak for you but you do need him for an intelligent conversation. You and your brother are “F” grade speakers, second-rate wrestlers and if Supreme and Jacobs were to drug test they’d find that you’re anything but natural. When we step into that ring to decide the first tag team champions in RCW, it will be proven that skill will reign victorious over size.

[Carl takes his hands and start rubbing them together.]

WC: As for this warm up, I’m really interested to see just what you can actually bring to the match when you don’t have your brother or manager to back you up. You already think in that pea-sized brain that I will be easily broken. Such attitudes aren’t anything new as many people still doubt the Disciples’ results in this tournament. Both Beavis and I will prove this week and at Hog Heaven that all doubts should be erased when it comes to members of the 7 Day Army.



WC: I do look forward to this battle as there will be no backing up, no retreat, and no surrender. Maxx, when describing me in your little promo, you seem to consider me a weak man. That’s fine because I’ll have no problem correcting you…

[The smile fades from his face.]

WC: …with a vengeance. I will make sure that you become a living embodiment of your team name as you will have to deal with pain and suffering all night long. You want to believe that I’m a laughing matter but while I pound you into lunacy, Beavis and I will be laughing all the way to the bank once we become the Hog Wild Tag Team Champions. Maxx, enjoy this supposed “warm up” because it may be the end of your useless existence in RCW before it even had a chance to begin. I’ll be seeing you at Southern Dynamite.

[Carl turns around and walks towards a door. He opens it to reveal bright sunlight which envelops the screen before it fades to black.]