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Post by Ben Jacobs on Apr 27, 2009 9:08:12 GMT -6
Post RPs below.
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We are bringing back the 2 point early rp bonus for each wrestler's first rp which scores above 10 and is posted prior to Thursday April 30st @ 3:30 PM CST.
RP deadline is Tuesday, May 5th @ 11:59 PM CST
Match & segment deadline is Wednesday, May 6th @ 8:30 AM CST.
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Post by Pain & Suffering on May 2, 2009 14:46:12 GMT -6
(The cameras start filming as Tommy Daniels stands with RCW's own Bettie Lee Rose. They are at a gym in Downriver, Michigan. Sam Suffering is lifting weights in the background as Maxx Pain is nowhere to be seen. Bettie flashes her amazing smile at the camera.)
Bettie Lee: Afternoon fans, I'm in Downriver Michigan with the voice that guides Pain & Suffering... Tommy Daniels.
(Bettie jumps and lets out a startled scream as Sam drops the weights he was lifting and laughs at her.)
Tommy: Is everything alright Bettie?
Bettie Lee: Well considering what happened the last time I was around Maxx and Sam, I'll still on edge.
Tommy: Don't be, Sam is going to be on his best behavior. Trust me, you can relax.
(Bettie still seems to be slightly tense, but she knows she has a job to do so she presses on.)
Bettie Lee: Let's start off with the fact that we now know it's going to be Pain & Suffering going up against The Disciples at Hog Heaven: Going Wild, to crown the first ever RCW Hog Wild Tag Team Champions. How does it feel knowing your team has made it to the finals?
(Tommy smirks at the question.)
Tommy: How does it feel? It feels like every other day Bettie, because Pain & Suffering being in the finals comes as no surprise to myself, to them, and quite frankly it shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. We've been saying from day one that Maxx and Sam are the most dominate, most powerful, and most dangerous team RCW has ever known. Pain & Suffering have destroyed their competition just like we said they would, and come Hog Heaven... they will capture the gold just like I've been telling you all for months.
Bettie Lee: Before you get to Hog Heaven however, both Pain and Suffering will be in singles action against both members of the Disciples this coming Southern Dynamite. Maxx will be taking on Wacko Carl and Sam will be competing against Extreme Beavis, how do you feel about this match ups?
Tommy: I feel great Bettie, because now my guys have the opportunity to soften those two dim-witted followers up before the big title match. Not that they need to weaken Carl or Beavis in order to win the belts, it's just going to be an entertaining night for Pain & Suffering to give those two idiots a taste of what's in store for them.
Bettie Lee: I see Sam back there, but I don't see Maxx anywhere... is everything OK?
Tommy: Don't you worry your beautiful little face about where Maxx is, let's focus on Sam and how he's going to dominate against that moron Extreme Beavis.
Bettie Lee: What is going to be Sam's strategy going into this one-on-one match?
Tommy: Are you really that blond Bettie? What strategy does Suffering always go by? Compete and utter dominance, why change something that ain't broke?
Bettie Lee: I was only asking because Sam is use to having a partner to bail him out of trouble if needed, come Southern Dynamite he's not going to have his twin brother to tag in for help.
Tommy: We realize that and it's not going to be an issue. Sam Suffering is ready for whatever Extreme Beavis can bring to the table, then Sam will gladly smash Beavis right through that table and get the victory.
(Tommy laughs sinisterly, which causes Bettie to get more uncomfortable.)
Bettie Lee: How is Sam going to combat the speed of Extreme Beavis?
(Sam walks up and puts one arm around Bettie, then grabs the microphone out of her hands with the other. )
Sam: First I'm going to catch him just like this...
(Sam holds up the microphone in front of Bettie's face. She tries to step away but Sam just pulls her closer to him, which causes her to start having to hold back the tears.)
Sam: Then I'm going to crush him like the bug that he is.
(With that, Sam squeezes his hand shut until the microphone breaks into several pieces. Tommy and Sam both laugh sinisterly as Bettie can't hold back the tears of fear anymore.)
Bettie Lee: I'm done, I can't take this.
(She is able to break free from Sam's grip and she rushes out the door as Sam just shrugs his shoulders and goes back to laughing as the camera fades.)
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Post by Nate Sipes/The New Level on May 5, 2009 19:14:00 GMT -6
[The scene opens on Extreme Beavis inside his locker room. He is sitting against one of the many lockers with his head tilted towards the floor. He sits there for a few, silent moments before speaking.]
EB: The one thing I hate more than anything else in this life is bullies. They’re something that I’ve had to deal with my entire life. Due to my diminished size growing up, bullies would often try to express their supposed dominance over me. Each time one of them would try to do so, I’d knock them to the ground and pound them into submission with my bare fists. As I grew up and developed my wrestling skills, I was able to end each fight quicker and quicker as the bullies would have no idea on how to defend themselves. Despite my continuing punishment of them, more and more would continue to show up or come back because they thought that things would be different. The fact that I’m still here today proves that they weren’t.
[Beavis takes a deep breath before continuing.]
EB: When it comes to the victims of bullies, the only thing worse than a male being bullied is a female being intimidated by these insecure, weak-minded a**holes. Whether they have a problem with themselves or because they think it’s cool to push a woman around, it takes a lot of nerve to do such a thing.
[Beavis looks up at the camera.]
EB: Such is the case with the pathetic excuse of flesh known as my opponent for Southern Dynamite, Sam Suffering. For the past month, he and his allies have found delight in intimidating and bullying Bettie Lee Rose. They think that just because she’s a woman or that she can’t fight back against the muscle bound pr*cks that they can get away with it. Sam, I’ll prove at Southern Dynamite just what happens to bullies who get in my way. You seem to expect that just because I don’t have the body of a bodybuilder or the strength and lacking stamina that comes with steroid abuse that this match is already over. I will out-run you, I will out-strike you and I will out-wrestle you, Sam, because you just can’t keep up with me. I will have kicked you in the back of the head, dropped you with a crucifix bomb and landed Extreme Superiority before you could even figure out what hit you. You’ll soon realize that underestimating me was the biggest mistake of your life.
[Beavis gets to his feet; never taking his eyes off of the camera.]
EB: So, enjoy whoever you can bully right now, Sam, because after Southern Dynamite, nobody will be afraid of you anymore. I will prove that you and your brother are two self-centered a**holes that are full of hot air. Then, at Hog Heaven with the tag team titles on the line, me and Carl will finish the job.
[Beavis turns and walks through a large, wooden door. He moves his way into the building’s training facility and into the ring where Wacko Carl and Hardcore Jesus are preparing for their training session as the screen fades to black.]
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