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Post by Ben Jacobs on May 8, 2009 11:14:36 GMT -6
Post Rps below...
Rps are based on a 100 pt. scale for Hog Heaven events.
RP limit: 3 per person/per match
10 pt rp bonus for rps that are post before Tuesday, May 12th @ 4pm cst
RP Deadline: Sunday, May 17th @ 11:59 cst
Match/Segment Deadline: May 18th @ 10am cst
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Post by Pain & Suffering on May 16, 2009 9:15:07 GMT -6
(The cameras start filming as we see Tommy Daniels sitting on a steel chair, looking at the camera while puffing away at a cigar. Behind him both Maxx Pain and Sam Suffering are running on treadmills. The sounds of Disturbed play in the background as Tommy blows a puff of cigar smoke towards the ceiling.)
Tommy: Destruction, dominance, annihilation... that pretty much sums up Pain & Suffering when it comes to the Hog Wild Tag Team Title Tournament. They have completely destroyed each and every team that has been set before them, and come Sunday night... at Hog Heaven: Going Wild... they will claim what is already theirs, those Hog Wild Tag Team Championships.
(Tommy takes another long puff before continuing.)
Tommy: When all this started, everybody believed it would be Pain & Suffering going up against Puck and Pyros in the finals for the title belts. However, Wacko Carl and Extreme Beavis shocked the world by being the ones in the finals. The one constant though is Maxx Pain and Sam Suffering! From the very beginning every single fan, every competitor in the locker room, all the critics, and every suit in the stinking front office knew Pain & Suffering would make it to the end.
They are one step away from accomplishing what we set out to do, prove they are the greatest team on Planet Earth. Every other company they have been apart of, they have captured tag gold. Their time to stand on top of the mountain with the belts held high comes tomorrow night! All the training, all the broken bodies, the path of utter destruction... has brought us to this point. Maxx and Sam will not stop until those titles are around their waists.
(Tommy smirks at the camera.)
Tommy: That means only bad things for the Disciples. Carl... Beavis... it's time to get serious boys because those tag straps aren't the only thing on the line here tomorrow night. Maxx and Sam are going to see to it that you two lackies are forced to fight for you damn lives. You two will be put through Hell and not even your precious Hardcore Jesus can save you from the torment, pain, and suffering that is ultimately going to take you out of this business.
You two jokes never deserved to be in the finals, it is by the sheer grace of God himself that you made it this far. Your Cinderella story however will come to a very devastating and brutal end in just over twenty-four hours. Maxx proved he can take care of Carl and Sam may have missed a step against Beavis, but as a team, Pain & Suffering are indestructible.
(Tommy takes another long puff of his cigar and slowly blows out several small circles of smoke.)
Tommy: Honestly Disciples, do you truly believe you stand a chance in this match? Is that joke Hardcore Jesus feeding your head with lies about how victory is right in your grasp? I've got to believe all of us see him as the drunken fool that he truly is, and what does that say about you two idiots who blindly follow him? Why waste your time? Are you that lost in this world that you have to believe in his meaningless ramblings and self-indulging lies?
Believe what you want, follow whatever fool you wish to... the fact remains when all is said and done tomorrow night, the dust will settle and the blood will be wiped away to reveal Pain & Suffering as the first ever Hog Wild Tag Team Champions. Bring everything you've got boys, do your absolute best to accomplish the impossible... but know that you will fall just like everybody else before you has.
Maxx Pain and Sam Suffering are the living, breathing definition of the perfect tag team... you can't compete with that Disciples. Your complete demise is at hand and you will be disposed of at Hog Heaven. Tomorrow night a dark cloud will hang over you and your friends as Doug is destroyed by Havoc and his career ended, Nate Sipes will lose his cherished Natural Title, and of course... you two idiots will fail miserably in your feeble attempt at capturing the Tag Team Titles.
I realize that is a lot of harsh truths to take in all at one time so I will leave you with this... it won't be anything to be ashamed of to lose to the greatest tag team that ever lived. Maxx Pain and Sam Suffering will be crowned the first ever Hog Wild Tag Team Champions... fulfilling your destiny here in RCW, and there ain't a damn thing you two dim-wits can do to prevent it!
(Tommy laughs as he takes a big puff and blows the smoke right into the camera as it fades to black.)
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Post by Nate Sipes/The New Level on May 17, 2009 15:51:50 GMT -6
~When it was announced that RCW would hold a tournament to crown their first ever Tag Team Champions, many surprises were expected. Nobody, except the two men themselves, expected the Disciples to win a match; let alone reach the finals. Now, as at the tournament’s beginning, people are portraying them as the underdogs against the much bigger team of Pain & Suffering. Can the Disciples prove everyone wrong yet again and be crowned the first ever RCW Hog Wild Tag Team Champions? We won’t have long to wait.~
[The scene opens inside the Fayetteville Boys and Girls Club. The Disciples are at ringside; waiting for Hardcore Jesus to show up before proceeding into the media room to conduct a promo. As they wait, they discuss the task at hand: the finals of the RCW Tag Team Title Tournament.]
WC: Where do you think he’s at?
EB: I don’t know. I say we give him five more minutes and then we do this promo by ourselves. It seems to be working lately anyway.
WC: It worked for you. I got scr*wed over by Maxx Pain and that pipsqueak of a manager.
EB: Speaking of which, he seems pretty vocal, doesn’t he?
WC: Oh yeah, he has a ton of courage when we’re not around. Of course, I don’t know if those two bumbling fools are smart enough to conduct promos on their own. They probably need Tommy to speak so people still know they’re around.
EB: Everyone will know where they’re at after Hog Heaven: back at the bottom of the tag team division because we’ll be on top.
WC: You’ve got that right. What about him saying we’re a “Cinderella story”?
EB: People only believe that because they hadn’t seen what we could do before. Now that we’ve beaten some of the top names around here, people had better be taking notice.
WC: The tag straps around our waists will do that, man. Just wait until after Hog Heaven; no one will call us a fluke anymore.
[As their conversation continues, Hardcore Jesus enters the ringside area. He walks over to his Disciples and pats them on the shoulder.]
HJ: Carl, Beavis, are you two prepared for your match-up at Hog Heaven?
WC: Of course.
EB: I was born ready.
HJ: Good. Shouldn’t you be heading off to take care of your promo?
WC: Well, we were waiting on you.
HJ: Yeah, well, that’s what I wanted to talk to you two about.
[HJ puts his hands to his side and takes a deep breath before he continues.]
HJ: I asked you guys to come up with a new team name for a reason: you’re no longer my Disciples.
[Carl and Beavis look at each other with great shock and surprise. “Has he known of their plans all along”, they wonder.]
HJ: You’ve developed far beyond being my accompaniment. You’ve become a true mainstay of the tag division and are truly great wrestlers. While we’ll still remain in the 7DA, you no longer need my tutelage on an everyday basis.
[HJ extends his hand as a smile develops over his face. At first unsure, Carl concedes and shakes his hand. Beavis quickly follows suit.]
HJ: Now, go take care of your promo. Then, finish preparing for your match.
[Carl and Beavis give him a final nod before heading for the media room. As he watches them go, HJ pulls out a half-full Jack Daniels bottle and has a drink.]
HJ: That should motivate them a bit more. Now, I have to get back to work.
[HJ walks back out of the Boys and Girls Club. Meanwhile, Carl and Beavis enter the media room where the camera crew is already set. Carl signals for them to start rolling as he and Beavis quickly prepare themselves. The crew starts up their equipment and the promo commences.]
WC: The fans of RCW appreciate many things. They can appreciate great technical wrestling, high-flying maneuvers and adrenaline-fueled action inside the ring. Having said that, they also seem to believe too much in hype. Hype can be a very dangerous thing, especially when the person or persons it’s spoken about completely buys into it.
EB: When they first came into RCW, there was a great amount of hype surrounding this team known as Pain & Suffering. They were supposed to be the next big thing in tag team wrestling and yet they were easily defeated at the last Hog Heaven by Puck and Pyros. While the two teams did trade victories over the weeks proceeding that event, the truth is that Pain & Suffering proved to be an average team at best. And yet, the people still believe that in this match between us and them that they’re the better team. In fact, they’re not better but luckier when it comes to this tournament.
WC: Their manager, this Tommy Daniels, would let you believe that they’ve dominated the field in this tournament when all they’ve done is make any ally they felt could help them succeed. Such was the case when they became the latest victims to sell their souls to Havoc. If not for that alliance, it would be Doug and Nate, NOT Pain & Suffering, facing us in the final. Face it, Tommy; your team hasn’t been the dominant force a carnie like you would claim them to be. They’ve been opportunistic the entire way and you’ve tried to convince the fans that your team is something they’re not.
EB: And unlike you, Pain & Suffering, we earned our way into this contest. Not only did we defeat the Phil, the current Southern Heritage Champion, but Puck and Pyros, the team everyone believed to be the uncrowned Tag Team Champions. We took our lumps, paid our dues and came out victorious each time. We’ve earned this match and we’ll earn the tag titles once we defeat you two at Hog Heaven.
[Carl looks at Beavis for a moment before talking about the subject that he knows must be discussed: their former manager.]
WC: As far as Hardcore Jesus is concerned, despite what anyone might think of him, he helped us get into RCW and we’ll be eternally grateful for that. Besides that, we don’t need him to win our battles for us. We stand on our own and have done so ever since this tournament started.
[Carl looks over to Beavis before continuing. Beavis gives him a nod; Carl looks back to the camera and continues.]
WC: As such, the Disciples name no longer has meaning. We are disciples to no one. Sure, we still are soldiers in the 7 Day Army but we’ve reached a new height of success on our own. We’ve reached new horizons that nobody thought would be possible.
EB: At Hog Heaven, when we not only defeat Pain & Suffering but become the first ever Hog Wild Tag Team Champions and silence all of our critics, we will prove that Carl and Beavis are no secondary characters in this army. We will show at Hog Heaven that The New Level has arrived in RCW and their names are Wacko Carl and Extreme Beavis.
[The camera cuts as Beavis and Carl slap hands. They proceed out the door and continue their conversation.]
WC: The New Level…it’s a great name, Beavis.
EB: And people will remember it forever when we win those belts.
WC: Now that we’ve changed our team name, should we, maybe, go back to using our old ring names?
[Beavis just rolls his eyes at the question.]
EB: Oh yeah, because Sweet and Sowers is so much better than Carl and Beavis. No, I think our names our fine as they are.
WC: Whatever you say, man.
[The two competitors walk out the entrance of the Boys and Girls Club; ending their chapter under the Disciples banner and beginning their chapter as The New Level.]
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