SD 41: Suffering vs Kylie Bishop

[Ben Jacobs]

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[Pain & Suffering]

The last time we saw Maxx Pain and Sam Suffering inside the ring was at Hog Heaven: Going Wild, when they failed to capture those Hog Wild Tag Team Titles. Leading up to that match against Wacko Carl and Extreme Beavis, Pain & Suffering were the odds on favorite to win the belts. However, their path of destruction came to an end as The New Level was able to gain the victory, and the tag team gold.

Many people thought Pain & Suffering high tailed it out of RCW because of that loss, due to nobody seeing nor hearing from them... until this past Southern Dynamite. Several people are wondering why Maxx Pain chose to “hit on” the newest diva around RCW, instead of accepting New Level's open challenge for another shot at the tag straps. Only Maxx knows his reasons, but one thing is for sure... Kylie Bishop left a very lasting impression on him.

{OFF CAMERA}

(Sam Suffering sits at a small round table, at the back of a pretty empty bar. It's Monday night and not many people are in the establishment where Sam has chosen to spend his time this evening. The place is dimly lit, and music plays in the background as two guys near the front of the bar, argue over who has to pay their tab. Sam sits alone, staring into his half empty glass and thinks to himself. As he finishes off the last bit of the contents in the glass, his twin brother, Maxx Pain walks in. Maxx looks around and spots his brother in the back corner, immediately making his way back there and ignoring the arguing men. Sam doesn't even look up as his brother sits down in the empty chair across from him.)

Maxx: Dude, I've been looking everywhere for you.

Sam: Well congratulations, you found me. Now make yourself useful and get me another drink.

(Maxx notices the other empty glasses laid about on the table and shakes his head.)

Maxx: I've got the feeling you've had enough for one night.

Sam: Why are you even here?.

Maxx: What's your problem bro?

Sam: What's my problem? What's MY PROLEM? WHAT DO YOU THINK MY PROBLEM IS?!

Maxx: The doctor dropped you on your dumbass head the day we were born?

(Sam glares at his brother.)

Maxx: To be honest, I really don't give a crap what your problem is. All I know is you're going to snap out of it and get focused on your up-coming match at Southern Dynamite.

Sam: How can you be like that?

Maxx: Be like what?

Sam: Aren't you the slightest bit pissed off?

Maxx: Hell yeah I am.

Sam: Good.

Maxx: Yeah, I was hoping to get some “between the legs action” from that redhead, but what she gave me wasn't what I was looking for.

(Sam looks at his brother and shakes his head, pushing himself away from the table.

Sam: I'm not talking about Kylie kneeing ya where the sun don't shine.

Maxx: Then what are you talking about?

Sam: Dude, everything has changed just because that glow stick loving, face painted freak decided to come back.

(Maxx thinks for a second.)

Maxx: Pyros?

Sam: Yes Pyros.

Maxx: Alright man, I'm still not following you. What does that dimwit have to do with anything?

Sam: Supreme and Jacobs started doing those random “drug” tests and we got caught being on the “juice”. If that clown hadn't come back, they wouldn't have been as strict as they are.

Maxx: So all this crap with you is because we can't get “juiced up” anymore?

Sam: YES!

(Maxx laughs as Sam glares at him.)

Sam: I don't see any humor in this!

Maxx: How can you not? AJ and Ben cracking down on us for using “roids” is probably the best thing that could have happened to us.

Sam: You can't be serious.

Maxx: Think about it Sam, go back to Hog Heaven: Going Wild... why did we lose to Carl and Beavis?

Sam: Carl used a chair while Butch was down.

Maxx: True, but you know full well that even if that chair wasn't used, we probably would have lost. You were completely gassed by the time Carl pinned you and I know I was pretty done. Why? All because they were faster than us. Sure we had the power and strength advantage... but if you can't catch your opponents, all the power in the world isn't going to help.

Sam: Now look at us, we use to be the two biggest powerhouses in RCW.

Maxx: So we both lost like thirty pounds, big deal bro. I feel like I'm in the best shape of my entire life and I'd assume you do to. To be perfectly honest, I really enjoy looking down and seeing my “boys” are no longer “marbles”. Sure, it was awesome being brick houses of pure “roid-infused” muscle... but now we're going to be so much better.

Sam: How do you figure?

Maxx: We're leaner, meaner, and now we'll be able to keep up with the best teams around. Just because we got off the steroids, doesn't mean we somehow lose our skills inside the ring, if anything they will just get better. We are still the dominant team we've always been. Trust me brother, Pain & Suffering will begin our path of destruction once again, and this time... we're not stopping till those Hog Wild belts are around our waists.

Sam: If you really feel that way, why the hell didn't we accept the open challenge laid out by New Level?

Maxx: Simple, we're gonna let those six guys destroy each other at School of Hard Knocks II, and afterwards... we'll come through and pick the pieces of whoever is left. Those tag titles are going to be ours, as long as you snap out of this negative, pathetic slump you're in.

Sam: I just can't get use to not being “juiced up”.

Maxx: I'll make a deal with you, give this a try until the next Hog Heaven after SOHK. If we aren't the Hog Wild Champions and you want feel we need to be back to our “old selves”, then we'll leave RCW and go to a place where we can freely use the “roids” again.

(Sam thinks it over for a few moments before nodding his head.)

Sam: Alright, deal.

Maxx: Good, but we keep this between us. No mention of it in front of the cameras, no talking about it in the locker room, and we don't even tell Tommy about it.

Sam: Fine, but I want one last drink before we get out of here.

Maxx: Fine by me.

(Sam motions for the only waitress in the place to bring them two more drinks as the brothers start discussing plans for how they will become Hog Wild Champions after School of Hard Knocks.)

{Tuesday Afternoon}

(The RCW camera start rolling as Maxx Pain spots his brother, Sam Suffering on a bench press. Once again Pain & Suffering are training in a local, downriver gym in Michigan. As the cameras focus on them, we notice they seem to have lost some weight, possibly due to the new “drug policy strictness” now being enforced by AJ Supreme and Ben Jacobs. As Sam continues to lift the heavy weights above his chest, their agent Tommy Daniels steps in front of the camera. He sits down in a chair and takes a puff from his cigar. He blows a cloud of smoke off to the side as he smirks at the camera.)

Tommy: Razorback Championship Wrestling is going to see a new and improved Pain & Suffering, due to recent policy enforcement by Mr. Supreme and Mr. Jacobs. A lot of people assume I am angry over their decision to become more strict regarding certain matters in RCW when dealing with their competitors, but I am actually glad about the changes being made. Maxx and Sam are in the best physical shape of their careers, and Suffering is going to prove that this coming Southern Dynamite.

(Daniels takes another puff from his cigar.)

Tommy: Some of you out there may be wondering why I decided to have Sam be the one who “welcomes” Kylie Bishop to RCW when it was Maxx who she assaulted backstage. My reasons are simple, after what she did to Maxx, I didn't trust his temper. Pain could have easily turned her debut match into her last match if I had allowed him to be the one to compete at Southern Dynamite. Instead, Sam will give her a taste of what Pain & Suffering is all about.

Kylie my dear, it's always nice to see a pretty face around these parts... but if you're not careful, Sam will have to crush your pretty little features. Suffering may have lost some weight, but believe me, he will get the job done once that bell rings. I must warn you though Bishop, I have instructed Sam to not going easy on you just because you're a girl. We want to make sure you realize what you're getting yourself into by signing a contract with RCW.

You won't be slapping nails and pulling hair with other divas around here, no you will be tossed around that ring just like every other loser in the back. You made a crucial mistake last week darlin', Maxx was merely trying to introduce himself and give you a proper welcome to the company, and you had to go and assault him.

Sam isn't happy you caused his brother pain, and he intends on making you suffer for it come next Wednesday evening. So my dear, you have one week to get ready for what will be the hardest match you've ever had. Play time is over Kylie, and your total annihilation is about to begin. Seven days Bishop... the count down is on. We'll see you next week, enjoy having that pretty face of yours because once this is all said and done, nobody is going to recognize you.

(Tommy laughs sinisterly as the camera fades to black.)