SD 44: Main Event- New Level vs P&S

[Ben Jacobs]

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[Pain & Suffering]

TRUE CHAOS

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(The RCW cameras are filming as we see Maxx Pain and Sam Suffering working out in the gym. Their manager, Tommy Daniels steps into view with the familiar cigar hanging from the corner of his mouth. He smirks at the camera as he sits down on a steel chair.)

Tommy: Ever since Southern Dynamite 43, all I've heard from fans, critics, and guys in the back has been that chaos broke loose between the RCW Hog Wild Champions and Pain & Suffering. Butch Fitzpatrick made the decision as the official to just throw the match out before it even got started. The fans were chanting “Let Them Fight” and not even security could hold these two teams apart. It wasn't until AJ Supreme himself came out and threatened to strip and fire the four men, that the so called “chaos” got under control.

(Tommy blows a puff of smoke off to the side as he continues.)

Tommy: Our prestigious owner then went on to make the main event match for Southern Dynamite 44, Pain & Suffering versus The New Level in a non-title tornado tag match. It doesn't surprise me that AJ made this a non-title match, he doesn't want the Hog Wild Championships to belong to Maxx and Sam, so this is his way of protecting the titles. However, by signing this match, he has failed to protect the Champions themselves.

Let me just explain this first off Mr. Supreme, Pain & Suffering didn't refrain from destroying Carl and Beavis because you threatened to fire them. They decided to let those two idiots keep breathing without the help of a hospital respirator because now Pain & Suffering get to make the ultimate statement come September 2nd.

(Tommy pauses long enough to take a long puff from his cigar, which he blows straight above himself. He focuses back on the camera.)

Tommy: Let's be honest, The Champs and Pain & Suffering are the only teams around in RCW right now. Puck and Pyros are two jokes who probably are too busy cracking jokes and cleaning up some hole in the wall bar. We haven't seen Excessive Force since School of Hard Knocks II and we haven't seen those two masked bastards since before that. With New Level and Pain & Suffering being the only two teams around, after Southern Dynamite 44 when Maxx and Sam leave Carl and Beavis twitching on the mat, Supreme and Jacobs will have no choice but to give the Hog Wild Championships to Pain & Suffering.

This growing saga between New Level and Pain & Suffering is about to come to an end. Maxx and Sam are just about done toying with these two morons and after they destroy the Champions in just six days, they will be known as the greatest team in RCW history. They have been leaving a path of destruction in their wake ever since they first arrived in this company and soon, they will be the last team standing.

People say chaos broke loose last week, when the main event takes place next week, everybody will see what TRUE CHAOS is all about. Carl, Beavis, you two may be the Champions but after next Wednesday night, you two will be lucky to remember your own names. This all started months and months ago, this coming Southern Dynamite, Pain & Suffering are going to end it.

(Tommy stands up.)

Tommy: Wacko Carl, Extreme Beavis... get ready boys because you've only just begun to see the destruction Pain & Suffering are capable of causing. You two will be left broken, bloody, and defeated at the hands of Maxx Pain and Sam Suffering... the soon to be crowned RCW Hog Wild Tag Team Champions. Enjoy knowing you can't actually lose the titles considering the “non-title” stipulation, but Supreme and Jacobs will have no choice but to strip you two of the belts once Pain & Suffering see to it that you will never be capable of competing inside the squared circle again.

See you at Southern Dynamite fools, your destruction is at hand.

(Tommy smirks as the camera fades to black.)

[Nate Sipes/The New Level]

[The scene opens on the two men who were attacked from behind at the last show as they made their way to the ring. These men also happen to be the Hog Wild Tag Team Champions Wacko Carl and Extreme Beavis; the New Level. They sit in a darkened room in metal folding chairs with the backrest facing forward; the two men resting their forearms and chins against the modified armrest. The demeanor on their faces is an amalgam of both frustration and determination; frustration about the attack; determination to see the end of Pain & Suffering at Southern Dynamite. After spending several moments in restless silence, Beavis finally breaks it.]

EB: You know, it surprises me the stupidity that seems to plague the RCW locker room. Many supposedly “top competitors,” who have continued to wither and fall whenever presented with a true challenge, continue to speak and act as if they were a gift to this sport. This was the case with Jonathan Page and now he’s within an eyelash of being fired; it continues to happen with that fool Alex Crowe who will soon be put out of his misery by our compatriot Nate Sipes; it seems to never end with our opponents for Southern Dynamite, Pain & Suffering. All have used a big mouth but all have used a small brain and small ability to back up those words.

[As Beavis finishes, Carl slowly lifts his head and peers into the camera.]

WC: Tommy Daniels, not only do you continue to speak for your steroid-injected, lack-of-a-meal-ticket cronies but you also continue to use the same rhetoric that nobody believes anymore after following Pain & Suffering in this company. You continue to build up these two nobodies as if they’re something special; they’re not. At most, they’re an unreliable journeymen team on a good day. On a bad day, if they even show up, it’s a moral victory as they can’t win a true wrestling match.

[Beavis nods his head in agreement as Carl continues.]

WC: Take for instance, the tag title tournament where you needed interference and other underhanded tactics just to advance. Then, in the finals, we not only defeated you to win the titles but ended your aura of invincibility for good. From there, you not only got punked out by Kylie Bishop but Sam needed his partner’s help to beat her. No matter how talented or untalented she may be, a muscle-bound freak needing his fellow muscle-bound freak to defeat her doesn’t scream “top competitors” to me.

[Beavis smiles as he reminisces about the all-too-brief tenure of Kylie Bishop in RCW. He then thinks of another woman from Pain & Suffering’s recent history.]

EB: Come to think of it, you two always seem to have problems with women. While you did the right thing to get back on top by entering the Hog Wild battle royal, you were both embarrassed and eliminated by one person: Delilah Ghost. No offense to Delilah but if you guys were this “high and mighty team” that you claim to be, shouldn’t the two of you have easily dispatched of her? Common sense would say “yes” but the stupidity of Tommy Daniels continues to either say “no” or just deny everything. In fact, I don’t know how you two can legally call yourselves Pain & Suffering; All Fizz No Sizzle would be more appropriate.

[Carl laughs and gives a playful jab to Beavis’s shoulder as if to say “good one, man.” He quickly gathers himself as he turns his attention back to the camera.]

WC: No matter what you call yourselves, it becomes more and more apparent that you two are, easily, the biggest flop in RCW history. For weeks, everyone was wondering was this new team could bring to the table and you were easily defeated by Puck and Pyros. It’s all been downhill since then. That’s the true reason you attacked us at the last show because you know that you can’t beat us in a straight-up match. That’s why I can’t wait for September 2nd to roll around as it means we get to finally put all claims of dominance to rest for you. All four of us will be in the ring at the same time and we will show that prowess in the weight room can’t stand up to prowess in a wrestling ring. We’ve already defeated the likes of the Phil, The New Downward Spiral, and Excessive Force. What makes you two think that you have a chance at Southern Dynamite when you’re barely even in the league of the Phenominals; let alone the Hog Wild Tag Team Champions? You’re not worthy of a title match, a non-title match or even a spot on the roster. This has been proven before and will be cemented once and for all at Southern Dynamite. Boys, strap your boots up tight and make sure your needles aren’t protruding out of your arms because you’re about to be taken to a New Level.

[With that, the scene fades as the tag champs rise to their feet, fold up their chairs, sling them over their shoulders and walk out the door behind them.]