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Post by Doug Gavelon on Sept 21, 2009 17:20:55 GMT -6
It's that time again. lol While we wait for Southern Dynamite results to be posted, I figured we could begin the fourth Royal Rumble game. This time, the game includes our three previous winners as well as great competitors that aren't with us anymore. I'm sure one name will be controversial but I'm putting him in there based on wrestling ability; not personal problems. Here's the rules:
I'm about to post 30 names of various wrestlers over the years. They will be competing in a standard Royal Rumble, only YOU will decide who wins. The rules are simple. You may only choose one person for elimination at a time and you must wait until at least 2 others have been eliminated before you can post again with the same profile. You can be as creative as you like in determining who is eliminated, how they're tossed out, etc. Got it? Now for the participants...
Steve Austin (Rumble 3 Winner)
Ricky Steamboat (Rumble 1 Winner)
Bryan Danielson (Rumble 2 Winner)
Davey Boy Smith
Big John Studd
Yokozuna
Owen Hart - Winner!
Mr. Perfect
Andre the Giant
Chris Candido
Eddie Guerrero
Bam Bam Bigelow
Terry Gordy
Earthquake
Lou Thesz
Junkyard Dog
Brian Pillman
Bruiser Brody
Road Warrior Hawk
Eddie Gilbert
Rick Rude
Wahoo McDaniel
Rocco Rock
Johnny Grunge
Mike Awesome
Mitsuharu Misawa
Shohei "Giant" Baba
David von Erich
Kerry von Erich
Chris Benoit
ELIMINATIONS
1) Lou Thesz by David and Kerry von Erich
2) Junkyard Dog by Davey Boy Smith
3) Rocco Rock by Johnny Grunge
4) Yokozuna by Andre the Giant
5) Mike Awesome by Terry Gordy (technically, lol)
6) Wahoo McDaniel by Bam Bam Bigelow and Chris Benoit
7) Big John Studd by Giant Baba
8) Johnny Grunge by Owen Hart
9) Earthquake by Eddie Guerrero
10) Mistuharu Misawa by Giant Baba
11) Terry Gordy by Andre the Giant
12) Bam Bam Bigelow by Giant Baba
13) Davey Boy Smith by Bruiser Brody
14) Giant Baba by Road Warrior Hawk
15) Chris Candido by Andre the Giant
16) Andre the Giant by Chris Benoit
17) Bryan Danielson by Mr. Perfect and Rick Rude
18) Ricky Steamboat by Mr. Perfect
19) Bruiser Brody by Steve Austin
20) Mr. Perfect by Eddie Guerrero
21) Road Warrior Hawk by Steve Austin
22) David von Erich by Eddie Guerrero
23) Kerry von Erich by Owen Hart and Eddie Guerrero
24) Eddie Gilbert by Owen Hart
25) Steve Austin by Chris Benoit
26) Rick Rude by Brian Pillman
27) Brian Pillman by Eddie Guerrero
28) Chris Benoit by Owen Hart
29) Eddie Guerrero by Owen Hart
They all deserve one last, great match and this is it. All of the competitors are now in the ring so let's get ready to RUMBLE!
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Post by Doug Gavelon on Sept 21, 2009 17:28:20 GMT -6
I'll start things off...
Lou Thesz goes on a Thesz Press craze as he knocks down half the field with it; one after the other. He then goes after Mr. Perfect who manages to catch him, hook his head and hit the Perfectplex. Thesz staggers to his feet which allows for David and Kerry von Erich to dropkick him out of the ring. Perfect wipes his hands together and says "now THAT was perfect!"
ELIMINATION #1: LOU THESZ
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Post by AJ Supreme on Sept 22, 2009 9:49:49 GMT -6
Meanwhile Davey Boy Smith and the Junkyard Dog bump into each other.....They turn around and begin a stare down....Daring each other to be the first to blink.....when all of the sudden Matilda climbs up in the ring and begins to bit the ankle of JYD, causing him to blink and lose the stare down, giving Davey Boy the chance to clothsline JYD over the top rope....
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Post by Nate Sipes/The New Level on Sept 22, 2009 10:38:44 GMT -6
Instead of fighting anyone, Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge call for their music to be played so they can dance around. They start to do so as Austin makes his way behind them. They turn around, he flips them both off and delivers a double stunner. Unsure of which one to eliminate, Austin just says "f*ck it" and goes back to stomping a mudhole in anyone that gets in his way. Grunge gets back to his feet in a daze and when Rocco goes to pat his partner on the back, Grunge accidentally backhands Rocco and eliminates his own partner.
ELIMINATED: ROCCO ROCK...BY JOHNNY GRUNGE!!!!!
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Post by Doug Gavelon on Sept 22, 2009 10:44:38 GMT -6
Within the epic battle going on, Earthquake faces off with Yokozuna. Both men get in a sumo stance and rush at each other. Unfortunately, the still dazed Johnny Grunge walks into their way and gets crushed; falling to the mat. Yoko and Quake try pushing each other around until Andre grabs both of them by the back of the neck and hits a double headbutt. Andre holds onto Yoko, picks the big man up and tosses him out of the ring. Andre looks out at his fallen foe and says "you fat b*st*rds have been stealing my bit for years. No more, boy!"
ELIMINATION #4: YOKOZUNA
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Post by Alexander Rose on Sept 22, 2009 20:50:50 GMT -6
Alright, I'll bite.
Bam Bam Bigelow emerges from the mass, and is just headbutting everybody in his way. Mr. Perfect gets dropped, Brain Pillman gets rocked with a big headbutt and sails into the corner from the center of the ring.
A circle forms around the big man from Asbury Park, NJ (cheap Jersey plug!) everybody daring the next to step up as Bigelow challenges any of them to face him.
Mike Awesome steps up, and the two stare each other down. Awesome rocks Bigelow with a huge forearm to the face, and Bigelow responds with a headbutt that simply knocks Awesome silly.
Awesome stumbles to the ropes, then falls to the mat. Bigelow stands over him smiling and Terry Gordy tries to get in a sneak attack, but Bigelow side steps him and Gordy hits the ropes just as Awesome stands back up, they crack heads, and Awesome backflips over the top rope. Gordy stumbles back into the middle of the ring, and Bigelow drops him flat with a big headbutt, and dares anybody else to step up.
Eliminated- Mike Awesome.
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Post by Nate Sipes/The New Level on Sept 22, 2009 21:10:08 GMT -6
After Bigelow issues his challenge, Chris Benoit steps up to face him. Bigelow bounces off the ropes and Benoit hits him with a chop. Benoit hits the ropes and Bigelow hits a right hand. Both men then grab each other by the back of the neck and connect with headbutt after headbutt after headbutt. They soon get dizzy and have to back away. Wahoo takes this opportunity to hit his vicious chops on both men. In this moment, Bigelow and Benoit join forces long enough to hit a double headbutt on Wahoo and hip toss him over the top rope. After that's done, the two go back to headbutting each other into oblivion.
ELIMINATED: WAHOO McDANIEL
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Post by Doug Gavelon on Sept 22, 2009 21:30:02 GMT -6
Andre finds Baba through the mass and can't help but laugh. He finally says through his thick, French accent "and they call YOU a giant?" Baba reacts in a typical fashion; kicking Andre in his French Alps which drops him to his knees. Baba gets a running start and hits another kick to Andre's face. Studd sneaks up behind Baba and hits a quick forearm. He then says "kicking that French b*st*rd's a** is my job, Tojo!" which angers Baba further. He immediately recovers and hits a kick that shatters Studd's left orbital bone; launching him out of the ring. Baba raises his arms and shouts "ICHI BAN, MOTHERF**KERS!"
ELIMINATION #7: BIG JOHN STUDD
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Post by "Sensational" CJ Swanson on Sept 24, 2009 18:25:25 GMT -6
Johnny Grunge goes under the ropes and pulls out a table. He throws it inside the ring and starts to set it up. Just as he finishes, he's hit from behind and knocked onto the table by a spinwheel kick from Owen Hart. This gives Eddie Guerrero the chance to go to the top rope and hit the frogsplash; putting Grunge through the table. As Eddie clutches at his ribs, Owen picks up Grunge's lifeless body and dumps him over the top.
ELIMINATED: JOHNNY GRUNGE
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Post by Nate Sipes/The New Level on Sept 24, 2009 18:29:47 GMT -6
Earthquake picks up Eddie and starts kneeing him in the ribs. Eddie clutches them as he leans against the ropes. Earthquake then gets a running start and tries to clothesline Eddie. Eddie easily pulls down the rope and causes Earthquake to tumble to the outside. Eddie does his little strut to the center of the ring and says "I told you: I lie, I cheat, I steal, punta!"
ELIMINATED: EARTHQUAKE
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Post by Doug Gavelon on Sept 24, 2009 18:37:46 GMT -6
You know, I could do this all day but it's more fun if other people help. lol
Rick Rude pair's off with Eddie Gilbert and both men get into an argument about who's more arrogant. Rude points to his abs while Gilbert points to his crown on the outside. Rude does his hipshake and Gilbert drops to one knee; performing his famous pose. As he does, Mitsuharu Misawa tries for a shining wizard. Gilbert just gets out of the way but Misawa does connect with the shin of countryman, Giant Baba. After crying out in pain, Baba grabs Misawa around the neck and throws him to the outside. Baba then yells out "next time, watch where you're going...moron!"
ELIMINATION #10: MITSUHARU MISAWA
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Post by Alexander Rose on Sept 25, 2009 16:44:05 GMT -6
The British Bulldog emerges from the mass of punches and going on a clothesline-fest. He rocks both the von Erichs, and gets them in opposite corners, and runs back of forth, clotheslining them into oblivion, In the middle of one of his runs, Andre the Giant steps into Bulldogs path, and Bulldog drops like he hit a brick wall. Andre laughs and tell Bulldog to get up. Andre tell Bulldog to try and slam him. Bulldog hooks up Andre and give it his best shot.
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And only gets one foot off the mat. Andre laughs hard a loud at Bulldog, who goes over to the corner and sticks a needle in his ass. He comes back and asks Andre if he can try again. Bulldog hooks Andre up in a slam position, and reaches down WAAAYYYYY deep....
and SLAMS THE BIG MAN! Andre's foot clips Terry Gordy who gets knocked over the top rope.
Eliminated: Terry Gordy (didn't see THAT coming, did ya?)
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Post by Nate Sipes/The New Level on Sept 26, 2009 17:27:44 GMT -6
Bam Bam looks down at his fellow "Bamm Bamm" Terry Gordy and decides to take out Andre as revenge. He waits for Andre to, slowly and methodically, get to his feet. The action continues around the two men for 20 minutes until Andre finally gets up. Just as Bam Bam goes to headbutt his massive opponent, Giant Baba comes out of nowhere; connecting with a big boot that sends Bigelow out to the floor. Andre, almost in shock, just barely squeaks out "you sneaky b*st*rd!" Baba shrugs and says "it's in the blood. It worked in Hawaii and it still works now." Everybody in the ring just stops and lets out a loud groan. Baba, still shrugging responds with "What? Too soon? We stomped your a**es at Pearl Harbor. Get over it!" The Von Erichs respond by dropkicking Baba into a corner.
ELIMINATED: BAM BAM BIGELOW
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Post by Doug Gavelon on Sept 26, 2009 17:41:31 GMT -6
As the action continues, Brody goes insane for no other reason than the fact that nobody's tried to eliminate him yet. He yells out "G*dd*mmit, I'm important!" before knocking down a host of competitors with clotheslines. Finally, he squares off with Davey Boy Smith. Brody screams for him to "come on" as Davey grinds his hands together just so his muscles will ripple. Davey soon rushes and hits a clothesline that doesn't even register on Brody. He backs up and hits another one and Brody still doesn't move. Davey bounces off the ropes for another one but starts to grab at his heart; the pain being caused by the shot he took earlier. Brody takes advantage of this and clotheslines him over the top. As Davey pouts on the floor, he is patted on the back by Dr. Drew who motions for Davey to join him in the rehab clinic across the street.
ELIMINATION #13: DAVEY BOY SMITH
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Post by "Sensational" CJ Swanson on Oct 1, 2009 18:20:10 GMT -6
Some of the men start to team up on Baba. The Von Erichs hit a double dropkick to his leg that drops him to one knee. Rick Rude then winds up before hitting the Rude Awakening that momentarily drops Baba to the mat. Rude, of course, celebrates by doing his hipshake. Then, Hawk starts to go to the top rope as Baba pulls himself up by holding onto the ropes. Just as he gets to his feet, Hawk nails Baba with a flying clothesline that sends Baba over the top and to the floor. While Hawk goes over the top with him, he manages to hold onto the ropes and get back in the ring.
ELIMINATED: SHOHEI "GIANT" BABA
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