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Post by Ben Jacobs on Oct 3, 2009 13:55:23 GMT -6
RP Below
2 point early rp bonus for each wrestler's first rp which scores above 10 and is posted prior to Tuesday, October 6th @ 3:30 PM CST. (Board time)
NEW RP DEADLINE:
MONDAY, Oct. 12th @ 11:59 PM CST (board time)
Match & segment deadline is Wednesday, Oct. 14th @ 10AM CST. (board time)
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Post by Puck/Pyros on Oct 9, 2009 9:33:50 GMT -6
Scene opens at a hockey rink some place in Upstate New York. Puck skates around, wearing a black hockey jersey with silver numbers, 88, on the back, black hockey pants and black skates. He grabs a stick from behind the bench, and skates over to his "brother" and tag team partner, Pyros. Pyros is wearing the same uniform, but his face is painted all black with silver swirls.
Look at you, Pyros, you're the Liberace of hockey.
That pulls more women then you do, listen Pucky-poo, before you go questioning anybody's sexuality, I suggest you get the facts straight.
The only thing straight around here is me. This is hockey, not a KISS concert.
Hey, this is me expressing my artistic ability, I'm a free spirit!
And you need another urine test buddy. That's not why I invited this camera crew out here.
You just wanted to show all of Arkansas and half of Texas that you can't play hockey?
Puck takes the blade of his stick, hooks it in Pyros' skate and pulls, causing Pyros to fall hard to the ice.
As I was saying, I invited you camera people up here because I owe the R.C.W. fans an apology. You see I apologize for proving I don't need to stand in front of this camera to be successful in this company. I don't show up the last three shows and I'm in the finals of this tourney? Why? I'm that damn good. The office knows it, the boys in the back know it. I made a promise to you people that I would be the first triple crown winner here, and it starts with Sipes and his Natural Title. But I'll get to Nate Dogg in a bit. First is the finals of this tournament. Johnathan Page. The Dandy One. I'll give you the props you deserve, you beat Delilah Ghost. Props to you. Your luck ends there I'm afraid. Delly's tough, but one thing you have to know about me, I will never quit, I will never give up, I will never die!
Pyros makes it back to his feet, Puck knocks him down again.
Nobody told you to get up yet. I'm not done with my promo yet. I still got these clowns for another 5 minutes. Anyway, after I win the Natural title, I figure I'd give the tag titles another shot, but you see...
Pyros makes it back to his feet again, and before Puck can scold him, Mikey comes skating out of no where and lays them both out. Mikey blows mist in the air and skates away, leaving TNDS in a heap. Camera focuses in on Puck and fades to black.
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Post by High Society on Oct 11, 2009 6:22:34 GMT -6
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Post by Puck/Pyros on Oct 11, 2009 12:38:39 GMT -6
The Parting Glass in Saratoga, NY. Puck sits at the bar watching blankly the TV which is playing the Hurricanes vs. the Lightning. A hint of drool forms at the corner of his mouth. Puck's "brother" Pyros walks in the bar.
Dude, the mail just came, I think you car insurance is due. Something 2 piles of money with goog....Puck?
Puck doesn't even move.
Puck?
Nothing.
Pucky-poo....
Ungh
What?
Nothing.
How crap! Is that Gordie Howe??
Where?!
Dude, what's wrong with you?
Nothing.....everything.
Huh?
Stay with me for a moment, you see, I was looking online today at the RCW TV. Jonathan Paige put a promo up and I'm really confused. I have no idea how I'm going to handle this guy. A normal match this guy would get smoked and dried for the rest of the world to see. But this match is different. I can't throw a punch. I saw the crap he pulled with Delilah. I know Del could out wrestle me, and this guy....
Wait, wait, wait. You can't throw a punch?
No, it's a DQ, dude, where you been?
Doing stuff.
Stuff?
Yeah, forget it, listen, I got an idea.
Oh no.
No, this is genius, you remember when we went against the Trench Coats back in the day?
Yeah.
You remember the promos we did for that?
Yes. Do you know how embarrassing that was? Even Dad got so pissed off at us, we had to scrub the bar with a paintbrush.
Do it again.
What scrub the bar?
No, no, be like that.
Like what?
That.
Oh no, no way in Hell, I'm not going to do it!
Fade.
Scene comes back to the Camera focused in on a nice painting of the Queen of England. As the camera man pans back out, Puck and Pyros are shown dress in powder wigs and long, flowing 18th century English coats.
Tea, old bean?
Indeed, thank you Chap.
So, Puckworth my boy, I do say, don't you have a smashingly good grappling match this week?
Why, yes, Pyrosington, I indeed have a grappling contest against that jolly ol' wanker, Jonthan Paige.
Ahh, yes, the one whom I saw in the locker room shagging a moose.
Yes indeed, that indeed was him indeed! He was feeding it crumpets and urine!
Urine? You mean tea?
Same thing. You know those silly British folk, it's about the same thing!
Ahh....Fish, chips, cup of tea, Mary Poppins Lonnnnnndoooonnn...Sucks!
Why look! It's a nice painting of the Queen! God save the Queen!
Yeah, somebody needs too.
Pyros takes a Zippo out and lights the painting of the Queen on fire.
Think this is bad, Paige, wait for Southern D!!
You've been DOWNED!!
[glow=red,2,300]Fade.[/glow]
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