HH NS: Lenny Lansing vs Vash

[Ben Jacobs]

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RP DEADLINE:
FRIDAY DECEMBER 11th, @ 11:59pm (Board Time)

Match & Segment DEADLINE:
Monday, December 14th @ Noon (Board Time)

[Lazarus]

Lenny “M” Lansing stands in front of a Hog Heaven: Never Surrender banner. He's got a serious look on his face as he addresses the camera.

Lenny: When I was training to get into this business, one of my trainers told me that there would be guys who would use their size to bully their way through the locker room. He told me I should never let that happen, I should be first in line to step up and make a statement against them. It was interesting to see that his guidance has already come in handy for me, considering what took place a few weeks ago at Southern Dynamite.

Lenny starts to pace side to side in front of the banner.

Lenny: Vash, after you basically destroyed the defenseless Pyros, you laid out an open challenge for Hog Heaven: Never Surrender. You said you wanted an opponent that could give you an exciting match, well when I heard those words I couldn't get out to ringside fast enough. I knew I had to be the one who would stand up to you Vash, and that's exactly what I'm doing.

Lenny stops and looks directly into the camera as it zooms in on his face.

Lenny: Vash, so far in RCW you have used your size and strength to dominate inside that ring. I'm determined to show you that your power and size won't help you when you are unable to catch me. I'm going to use my speed to my advantage and with this being a two out of three falls match, I plan on completely waring you out.

Lenny nods his head.

Lenny: As you chase after me Vash, your body will quickly get tired. Breathing will get harder and then as I come flying through the air at you from every angle, you're going to fall big man. You wanted a challenge Vash, you've got one! At Never Surrender, you're going to learn that Lenny “M” Lansing was BORN TO FLY!

Lenny walks off as the camera fades to black.

[Vash]

{A camera fades in and we find ourselves in the lake house of Vash. He is sitting on a couch in front of a roaring fire, looking out the window at the wintery lake outside occasionally drinking from a bottle of Jack Daniels.}

Vash: “So the next challenge set before me is a two out of three falls match against a self-righteous high-flyer. I issue the call for a true fight, and he comes racing out of the lockeroom to say he'll take me on. Lansing feels the need to defend the helpless, to avenge those that I've destroyed so far. He feels the honor of RCW has been sullied because I didn't show mercy to those two worthless pieces of flesh I've met in the ring so far. And he feels that it's his noble duty to show me the error of my ways, to defend those too weak to defend themselves, to save the world.”

{Vash shakes his head and chuckles. He takes a swig from the bottle of Jack and looks at the camera.}

Vash: “Lansing, you're young and fresh still in this world, and its still so easy to have your convictions and ideals in place. I'm not much older than you, but I guarantee I've lived a little harder and seen some things you've never experienced. I've got some news for ya: in this world it doesn't pay to be the hero, because when the sh*t starts getting serious, the hero is the first one to fall. Besides, those two I put away aren't worth it. You're wasting your time and energy if you're doing it for them. If you take good care of yourself like it seems you do, I'd think you'd understand the fact that what I did to them was for their own good, as well as the good of the company. The last thing RCW needs is riffraff like them wasting company resources.”

{Vash takes another drink.}

Vash: “That's where you're wrong with your assessment of me, Lansing. You assume I'm acting out of some bully mentality, that I just do what I do because I'm bigger and stronger. That I'm just doing this because I can and they were too weak to stop me. That's the simpleton's explanation. It has nothing to do with all that. I don't do it because I can. I do it because I have to.”

{He gets up and throws another log on the fire, then sits back down and stares directly into the camera.}

Vash: “Lenny, this world has no room in it for those that are weak. It has no room in it for those that purposely choose to destroy their lives and bodies. There is no room for the inferior. And it has no room in it for those who pity them. We who are superior should never compromise and stoop to coddling the worthless. It saddens me how much you underestimate me. You see me as nothing but a bully, and you assume you can wear me out by running circles around me and flying around the ring. You don't think I can catch you. You're sadly mistaken. There is more to me than power and size. And although this sounds horribly cliche, but this match won't make it to the third fall. After Hog Heaven: Never Surrender, I don't think you'll be flying quite so high. I've taken care of the trash in RCW, now it's time I teach you a lesson in life and get you and your ideals a little more grounded.”

{Vash downs the last bit of his Jack, then looks at the camera with intense eyes.}

Vash: “Come on Lansing, be the hero, make coach proud.”

{Vash laughs as he tosses the empty bottle into the fire, then walks out of the room as the camera fades out.}