Post by Firebomb on Feb 9, 2010 13:35:32 GMT -6
We fade into the set of the Howard Stern Show Where Howard and his side kick, Robin Quivers On the set is the lovely Daughter Of Firebomb Angel, who is wearing a nice halter top and some short pick Spandex shorts.
HS: Joining us right now, Is a Girl That even I am Afraid to hit on.
RQ: Because of Her or her dad Howard?
HS: Both, Joining us is Angel the Daughter of Pro Wrestler Firebomb.
A: You know Howard I am A pro Wrestler myself!
HS: I would say let’s wrestle, but I would want you to tag in your father!
RQ: Or her Brother Howard!
HS: You know it, but who is more short tempered, Your dad or Brother?
A: T-Bomb does but my dad is up there I think it’s the Italian men way of life. You could sweet talk my dad but my brother wouldn’t care if his mind were made up.
HS: I Love your dad but your brother scares me, but lets talk about your book “Growing up A Angel” the First Time you saw your dad was at age 7 and that was the last time you saw your mother.
A: Howard, I was a production of a one-night stand, my Mother was one of those Mat rats.
HS: What’s a Mat Rat?
A: A Mat Rat is a groupie for Wrestlers, So my mom on day said let’s go see your father and she live in Iowa we drove like 8 hours. We went back stage to a BWA Event and she told someone one that my kid wants to see Firebomb.
HS: It’s a small town Promotion in Louisiana. So then my dad comes out and just hugs me and then my mother then tells him she yours now and just ran off.
RQ: Are you kidding me?
A: No! I talked her once like when I was like 14 and asked her “Why did you do that to me?”
HS: And what did she say!
A: That my She was in love with my father and that he would never married her and she couldn’t stand to See him when he would come by or look at me everyday without waning to kill me.
HS: That’s fuck up what she did.
A: Well I sort gland she did, because let’s face it my dad had money before.
HS: Your Grandfather is Angelo Commito.
RQ: The Gangster?
HS: Alleged Robin
A: Yea, He is my Grand father but I don’t know what he does for a living he owns half of San Francisco I know, But Back to my mother I wouldn’t have met Shiva or known about my brother or Jasmine.
HS: Now who is Jasmine?
A: She was a stripper that my dad dated on and off for years, And he promised her if she took care of me, and Tommy that he would take care of her for the rest of her life no matter what. He pays her 45 grand a year and lets her stay in his pool house for the rest of her life.
RQ: but doesn’t your dad’s new wife and Jasmine not get along
A: Yea, but its like this my dad is a swinger party person , that’s why him and Jasmine always broke up and us kids always got them back together and she was basically my mother figure and it was naturally fitting for them to get back togter when my dad was off the road because they lived together in the same house. And when dad and Cissy Miyas got together it ruin her family.
RQ: So do you hate Cissy?
A: What! NO not at all, I mean how could I hate her, She Make my dad happy and how many wives let there man bring home girls and get involved also, I think that where I get my openness to bisexuality from.
HS: I knew there was reason why I wanted to bring you home.
A: You and Beth any day Howard!
HS: I don’t know if she would be down for that but what is this about your dad bringing Sexy back in the RCW.
A: Yea, I am joining RCW now that I got the released settled with ML
HS: What is it Garry?
GD: Angel wasn’t supposed to talk about RCW I got her hotheaded hander yelling at me.
HS: Who is out there Angel?
A: That prick Rocked Rob!
HS: Why did you hire him if he is a prick?
A: He works for my dad, and like “HE PREDICTED BEFORE THE 1ST XL THAT 3WAY AND SPECIFICALLY ME WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO MUCH IN ML” So wouldn’t you dislike him to! Plus I think he really wants to fuck me but my dad would kill him even if I let him try. I think he only has like a 2-inch boy in his shorts anyway.
RQ: Oh my!
HS: Hey, Firebomb on the phone! How you doing Fire!
FB: good in till 10 min ago.
HS: I am sorry, No one told me, and it’s all Garry’s fault!
FB: it’s nobody’s she had a Blonde moment!
HS: but you weren’t lying when you said you were bringing sexy back?
FB: Well the Cats out of the bag on half it now!
A: No Daddy my paints are still on!
FB: Do you know why Angel keeps a coat hanger in her back seat, In case she locks the keys in her car.
A: Well no never know how long AAA will take.
HS: Honey, How would you get the coat hanger out of the car?
A: With the Keys dah, I not that dumb!
HS: Fire it amazes me on how Angel is smart but yet blondes out on some simple basic info.
FB: Well that’s my daughter for you!
HS: So where are you Fire,
FB: I am in Vegas going to have lunch with T-bomb today and just trying to keep the rest of this RCW plans out of the public. But I will see yea latter Angel.
A: Give my love to Tommy.
HS: So do you have the hots for T-bomb or Tommy
A: Yea, like he is my brother you crip
HS: I think you mean creep!
A: Ok I wouldn’t do any thing with him but Shiva always tells me how hung he is.
HS: So would you do anything with Shiva.
A: Of course, we have before.
HS: Please tell?
A: I can’t right now because My brother is involved with her and her and I are tight ever since 8h grade.
HS: So she is like your sister?
A: But I don’t I don’t think my dad considers her his daughter since they had sex a few times.
RQ: WHAT?
A: I shouldn’t have said that! But yea she had a 3 some with him and Cissy! But Howard I going to get some heat from this. So I can’t say anymore.
HS: Was she Under Aged at the time.
A: NO! But she was when she first did it with T-Bomb and he was like 20.
HS: So Shiva has some juicy stories about the whole family.
A: Yea I guess , She does.
HS: Well Angel Thank you! RCW’s very first PPV is February 14 High Stakes Maybe Angel will be there maybe not