Post by Alexander Rose on Feb 10, 2010 10:03:16 GMT -6
I got bored lol.
(The screen skips to static, and comes up to a hype video for Ase/Mikey. It starts with a dark screen. Then dark red words fill the screen.)
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008.
Summit Arena- Hot Springs, Arizona.
Hog Heaven: Southern Salvation.
Three Rings of Pain- Submission Match.
(The screen skips to Mikey entering the ring. Mikey slides into the ring, and goes and stands on the second turnbuckle, and lifts his arms into the air to a pop from the crowd. Mikey jumps off and begins bouncing and pulling the ropes.)
LD: How can anybody be ready for something like this? By the time you even catch your breath from a grueling match, you gotta go back out again and fight. This is just match one for these two.
(the screen skips to Ase and Tarja making their way to the ring.)
LD: These two have a serious issue with each other ladies and gentlemen. It has gotten so bad that these two have had to be ordered not to even by in the same hallway backstage at the same time. And it all has lead to this.
FB: That's right, Daley- 3 matches. The first man to win two of them will be undoubtedly the best of these two.
(The video begins showing clips from the first fall.)
LD: And these two are going at it, rights and lefts, rights and lefts, and neither man is backing down.
FB: It looks like these two are going to punch each other until into oblivion.
LD: Mikey blocks the hurrancanrana with a powerbomb!
FB: Wrong again, Daley, check your glasses!
LD: Oh no! Ase countered the powerbomb, and now has Mikey in a triangle leg choke!
LD: See? Mikey knows his way around the submission realm too.
FB: Not nearly as well as Ase, as we'll clearly see soon enough.
(Mikey drops back in the indian deathlock, wrenching Ase's knee and ankle. Mikey continues to do it, and Ase writhes in pain. But Tarja grabs Ase's hand, and pulls him to the ropes.)
FB: Perfectly legal!
(Tarja dives into the ring to protect Ase. Butch Fitzpatrick gets between Mikey and Ase, and checks on Ase, who is writhing around clutching his knee.)
FB: This looks serious, Daley. I don't think Ase is going to be able to continue.
(While the referee is focused on Ase, Tarja slides around behind Mikey, and nails him with a low blow. Ase leaps up and hits Mikey with the Killotus! )
LD: It was all a ruse! What a bunch of con artists.
FB: The Wretched!
LD: Mikey got all of The Wretched, but it makes no difference unless Ase submits
LD: Ring post figure four! Not legal in most matches, completely legal here.
FB: What do you mean, legal? That's a cheap move right there, break it ref!
(Mikey locks in the ring post figure four. Ase clutches at his knee, his face a painting of agony. Ase finally unleashes a primal scream of pain.)
LD: Do you hear that, Boyd? He sounds like a dying animal. Ase is in a ton of pain here.
LD: I don't know how much more Ase can take, Boyd. Fitzpatrick is gonna have to stop this match.
FB: Ase won't ever surrender.
Tarja grabs a towel from a member of the ring crew and throws it into the ring.
LD: Tarja is saying to end it.
DING! DING! DING!
(Mikey releases the hold and lays on the floor, obviously exhausted. Ase is rolling around the ring clutching at his knee as Tarja leans over him, trying to check on him.)
LD: And just think folks, this isn't over between these two. Ase has to go backstage, get his knee back in order, and come back out in less than an hour and fight Mikey again in a lumberjack match!
(The screen goes black again, then more letters appear.)
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008.
Summit Arena- Hot Springs, Arizona.
Hog Heaven: Southern Salvation.
Three Rings of Pain- Lumberjack Match.
(The video shows Ase limp to the ring, and then Mikey heading to the ring.)
(Some of the heel lumberjacks are preventing Mikey from coming to the ringside area.)
LD: Mikey is going to have to go through these wrestlers before he can get to the ring!
FB: He might not even make it to Ase!
(En Fuego runs up to an un-suspecting Cletus Beauchamp and delivers a thunderous chair shot to his head.)
FB: Oh no! There goes the Pride of Kentucky!
LD: Looks like Alex Crowe is next.
FB: What a stupid move by Mikey. Now Ase can rest and nobody can do anything about it!
LD: Look Floyd! TNDS is in the ring! TRIPLE TOPE CON HEILOS!!! Mikey, Puck and Pyros just took out about 10 members of the RCW roster!
FB: This isn't right! They can't do that!!
(Mikey rolls Ase back into the ring, bounces off the ropes and nails the Wretched Shinning Wizard, but Ase doesn't move, Mikey bounces off the ropes again and hits another Wretched, knocking Ase down to a knee, Mikey one more time to the ropes but gets caught in Ase's Killotus)
Mikey goes down like a shot, Ase pulls Mikey up by the hair and locks on the Collar. Blood is coming out of Mikey's mouth as Ase locks the move on tighter. Butch Fitzpatrick calls for the bell, Tarja yells a command at Ase and Ase lets Mikey go. Ase collapses next to Mikey and both men lay motionless in the ring.
TG: The winner of match #2 of The Three Rings of Pain match, ASE!!
(The screen fades to black again. Then...)
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008.
Summit Arena- Hot Springs, Arizona.
Hog Heaven: Southern Salvation.
Three Rings of Pain- Last Mand Standing.
PARENTAL DISCRESCION ADVISED!
LD: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is not for the weak at heart. It's going to be gruesome, and it's going to be brutal. There are no rules in this contest- it just beat your opponent until they cannot stand anymore. Anything goes.
FB: And that's what the fans today want to see. They want to see blood and gore. They want flaming C-4 wrapped in barbed wire.
LD: And at the expense of the bodies of these two? I find it a high price to pay for a pop.
(Mikey slides into the ring. Ase jumps him from the gun, stomping him on his way in, but Mikey fights through the kicks and gets up to his feet, and begins throwing right after right after right, knocking Ase back. Mikey whips Ase off the ropes, and hits a big back body drop.)
LD: The pace of this match is all go from the start.
FB: But how long can they keep it up, Daley?
(Mikey begins to recover while Ase continues to lay on the mat. Mikey begins to steady himself on the top, and Ase springs to life, and nails Mikey with a spinning kick to the top of the head, causing Mikey to spill out onto the floor.)
LD: Did you see that, Boyd? Ase must have leapt 10 feet in the air to hit that kick.
(Ase goes for a piledriver on the concrete in the middle of the fans, but Mikey reverses it and back body drops Ase on the floor.)
LD: You knew this one was gonna get wild, folks.
Mikey whips Ase into a set of speakers, knocking them over and causing a loud ring of feedback with makes the audience cringe. Mikey stays on the attack, and drives Ase's head into the speaker with a DDT.
LD: And Mikey is proving there are ways to put Ase down.
(With Ase prone against the door, Mikey picks up a nearby steel chair, and squashes Ase's skull between the chair and the door. Ase slides lifelessly down to his knees, then crumples to the ground.)
(Mikey charges with the chair, and at the last second Ase opens the door and slams it on Mikey, driving the chair back into Mikey's face. Stunned, Mikey continues to hold the chair in front of his face as the door opens again and a lead pipe flashes out of it, driving the chair into Mikey's face again. Mikey drops the chair a stumbles towards the door, a streak of crimson coming from his nose.)
FB: We have first blood! Ring the bell!
LD: Wrong match, this is Last Man Standing, not First Blood.
(Ase looks around for another weapon, and spots the 40" flat panel TV. Ase rips it off the wall and lays it flat. Ase grabs Mikey, and suplexes him onto the TV, shattering it completely.)
FB: Not the TV!
(blasts from a fire extinguisher makes Ase disappear in a cloud of white. The only way anybody knows something happens is the loud clang as the fire extinguisher brains Ase. The cloud dissipates to show mikey standing over Ase with the fire extinguisher, bashing at his midsection.)
LD: Wow, folks, if you have small children, I think it's bedtime for them.
FB: That's right, your brats should be sleeping anyway, it's a school night.
(Mikey grabs Ase, and rams his head into a large framed plaque, which shatters on impact. Ase reels back with blood pouring from his forehead.)
LD: This is nothing more than a bloodbath. It's disturbing.
FB: It's GREAT! THIS is wrestling right here.
(Mikey grabs a crystal champagne glass and shatters it over Ase's skull, when follows with the bottle of champagne that was on ice on top of the desk.)
FB: Ohhhh, alcohol in an open wound- that can't feel good.
LD: No, no, no! MikeyBomb through AJ's beautiful desk!
FB: It doesn't look so beautiful now.
FB: Are you kidding me? How can you not give it up to these two?
LD: I've got to admit, this may be a distugingly brutal match, but these two have no quit in them.
(Mikey then pulls out a baseball bat, and seeing Ase using the ring skirt to pull himself up, drives the bat pointedly into the bleeding hole in Ase's back. As Ase goes limp across the ring apron, Mikey lifts the bat to deliver a headman's ax-like chop cross Ase's skull, but Tarja intervenes again, low blowing Mikey at the last second.)
(and in a flash BDC is rolling on the ground clutching at his eyes with his good hand.)
LD: What in the name of corn on the cob just happened?
FB: Mace! Tarja MACED the Kingpin!
LD: Mace? What type of low-down, dirty tactic is that?
(pulling a steel chain out from under the ring and whipping it across Mikey's back, causing Mikey to drop to his knees, only to be lashed over and over again by the chain as Ase lays into him.)
LD: THAT'S DELILAH GHOST, BOYD!
FB: What's she doing here? Get security!
LD: Delilah Ghost is back in RCW, and not a moment too soon!
(Delilah's attack on Tarja draws Ase's attention. Delilah runs from Ase, who gives chase around the ring, when they come full circle, Mikey explodes from seemingly nowhere, clotheslining Ase with the baseball bat to the throat. Ase drops clutching at his throat.)
(Ase positions Mikey on the table, and rains down a bunch of forearms almost like he's hammering him into place. Ase nabs the timekeeper's chair and slides it into the ring. Ase sets up the chair and charges the ropes, up onto the chair, up onto the ropes. )
FB: Abandon desk! Women and me first!
(Ase leaps into the air, flipping in a shooting star press, but follows through around completely, driving a leg drop down onto Mikey. The table shatters with a thundering crack.)
LD: My god! My god! My god! It looks like a bomb went off in here!
LD: Mikey is trying to get up! I cannot believe this.
(Mikey grabs the ladder that was left in the ring earlier, and places it over Ase, then grabs the steel chair and begins driving it down into the ladder, smashing the ladder down into Ase.)
LD: You have to wonder how much these guys have left in the tank. They've been wrestling well over an hour in one night so far.
FB: Yeah, but this isn't over until one of them is down for good. Quite frankly I think we might be stuck here forever, Daley. Neither one of these guys are going to go down anytime soon.
LD: Mikey's gonna do it! Mikey's gonna do it!
(Ase's foot shoots out in between Mikey's as Mikey drags his hind foot forward. It catches on Ase's boot, and Mikey staggers forward and tumbles out of the ring under the bottom rope. Ase bounces off the ropes into the middle of the ring, where he stands tall and victorious.)
DING DING DING!
TG: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the third and final fall, and your winner of the 3 Rings of Pain, ASE!
but Ase crumples to the mat in a battered heap as Tarja slides into the ring to attend him. Delilah Ghost rushes to Mikey, who is laying on the outside of the ring in the fetal position.
LD: Ase survives the 3 Rings of Pain, but at what cost to both men?
FB: I agree, if Ase's the winner, and Mikey's the loser, I'd rather be the referee.
(EMTs pour out of the back to attend the two fallen warriors, gurneys are places under each of them.)
(The screen goes to black again. Then an assault of images of the video skip by at a high pace, and then the screen settles on the Razorback Lockdown match.)
February 14th, 2010....
The End Begins.
(The screen skips to static, and comes up to a hype video for Ase/Mikey. It starts with a dark screen. Then dark red words fill the screen.)
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008.
Summit Arena- Hot Springs, Arizona.
Hog Heaven: Southern Salvation.
Three Rings of Pain- Submission Match.
(The screen skips to Mikey entering the ring. Mikey slides into the ring, and goes and stands on the second turnbuckle, and lifts his arms into the air to a pop from the crowd. Mikey jumps off and begins bouncing and pulling the ropes.)
LD: How can anybody be ready for something like this? By the time you even catch your breath from a grueling match, you gotta go back out again and fight. This is just match one for these two.
(the screen skips to Ase and Tarja making their way to the ring.)
LD: These two have a serious issue with each other ladies and gentlemen. It has gotten so bad that these two have had to be ordered not to even by in the same hallway backstage at the same time. And it all has lead to this.
FB: That's right, Daley- 3 matches. The first man to win two of them will be undoubtedly the best of these two.
(The video begins showing clips from the first fall.)
LD: And these two are going at it, rights and lefts, rights and lefts, and neither man is backing down.
FB: It looks like these two are going to punch each other until into oblivion.
LD: Mikey blocks the hurrancanrana with a powerbomb!
FB: Wrong again, Daley, check your glasses!
LD: Oh no! Ase countered the powerbomb, and now has Mikey in a triangle leg choke!
LD: See? Mikey knows his way around the submission realm too.
FB: Not nearly as well as Ase, as we'll clearly see soon enough.
(Mikey drops back in the indian deathlock, wrenching Ase's knee and ankle. Mikey continues to do it, and Ase writhes in pain. But Tarja grabs Ase's hand, and pulls him to the ropes.)
FB: Perfectly legal!
(Tarja dives into the ring to protect Ase. Butch Fitzpatrick gets between Mikey and Ase, and checks on Ase, who is writhing around clutching his knee.)
FB: This looks serious, Daley. I don't think Ase is going to be able to continue.
(While the referee is focused on Ase, Tarja slides around behind Mikey, and nails him with a low blow. Ase leaps up and hits Mikey with the Killotus! )
LD: It was all a ruse! What a bunch of con artists.
FB: The Wretched!
LD: Mikey got all of The Wretched, but it makes no difference unless Ase submits
LD: Ring post figure four! Not legal in most matches, completely legal here.
FB: What do you mean, legal? That's a cheap move right there, break it ref!
(Mikey locks in the ring post figure four. Ase clutches at his knee, his face a painting of agony. Ase finally unleashes a primal scream of pain.)
LD: Do you hear that, Boyd? He sounds like a dying animal. Ase is in a ton of pain here.
LD: I don't know how much more Ase can take, Boyd. Fitzpatrick is gonna have to stop this match.
FB: Ase won't ever surrender.
Tarja grabs a towel from a member of the ring crew and throws it into the ring.
LD: Tarja is saying to end it.
DING! DING! DING!
(Mikey releases the hold and lays on the floor, obviously exhausted. Ase is rolling around the ring clutching at his knee as Tarja leans over him, trying to check on him.)
LD: And just think folks, this isn't over between these two. Ase has to go backstage, get his knee back in order, and come back out in less than an hour and fight Mikey again in a lumberjack match!
(The screen goes black again, then more letters appear.)
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008.
Summit Arena- Hot Springs, Arizona.
Hog Heaven: Southern Salvation.
Three Rings of Pain- Lumberjack Match.
(The video shows Ase limp to the ring, and then Mikey heading to the ring.)
(Some of the heel lumberjacks are preventing Mikey from coming to the ringside area.)
LD: Mikey is going to have to go through these wrestlers before he can get to the ring!
FB: He might not even make it to Ase!
(En Fuego runs up to an un-suspecting Cletus Beauchamp and delivers a thunderous chair shot to his head.)
FB: Oh no! There goes the Pride of Kentucky!
LD: Looks like Alex Crowe is next.
FB: What a stupid move by Mikey. Now Ase can rest and nobody can do anything about it!
LD: Look Floyd! TNDS is in the ring! TRIPLE TOPE CON HEILOS!!! Mikey, Puck and Pyros just took out about 10 members of the RCW roster!
FB: This isn't right! They can't do that!!
(Mikey rolls Ase back into the ring, bounces off the ropes and nails the Wretched Shinning Wizard, but Ase doesn't move, Mikey bounces off the ropes again and hits another Wretched, knocking Ase down to a knee, Mikey one more time to the ropes but gets caught in Ase's Killotus)
Mikey goes down like a shot, Ase pulls Mikey up by the hair and locks on the Collar. Blood is coming out of Mikey's mouth as Ase locks the move on tighter. Butch Fitzpatrick calls for the bell, Tarja yells a command at Ase and Ase lets Mikey go. Ase collapses next to Mikey and both men lay motionless in the ring.
TG: The winner of match #2 of The Three Rings of Pain match, ASE!!
(The screen fades to black again. Then...)
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008.
Summit Arena- Hot Springs, Arizona.
Hog Heaven: Southern Salvation.
Three Rings of Pain- Last Mand Standing.
PARENTAL DISCRESCION ADVISED!
LD: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is not for the weak at heart. It's going to be gruesome, and it's going to be brutal. There are no rules in this contest- it just beat your opponent until they cannot stand anymore. Anything goes.
FB: And that's what the fans today want to see. They want to see blood and gore. They want flaming C-4 wrapped in barbed wire.
LD: And at the expense of the bodies of these two? I find it a high price to pay for a pop.
(Mikey slides into the ring. Ase jumps him from the gun, stomping him on his way in, but Mikey fights through the kicks and gets up to his feet, and begins throwing right after right after right, knocking Ase back. Mikey whips Ase off the ropes, and hits a big back body drop.)
LD: The pace of this match is all go from the start.
FB: But how long can they keep it up, Daley?
(Mikey begins to recover while Ase continues to lay on the mat. Mikey begins to steady himself on the top, and Ase springs to life, and nails Mikey with a spinning kick to the top of the head, causing Mikey to spill out onto the floor.)
LD: Did you see that, Boyd? Ase must have leapt 10 feet in the air to hit that kick.
(Ase goes for a piledriver on the concrete in the middle of the fans, but Mikey reverses it and back body drops Ase on the floor.)
LD: You knew this one was gonna get wild, folks.
Mikey whips Ase into a set of speakers, knocking them over and causing a loud ring of feedback with makes the audience cringe. Mikey stays on the attack, and drives Ase's head into the speaker with a DDT.
LD: And Mikey is proving there are ways to put Ase down.
(With Ase prone against the door, Mikey picks up a nearby steel chair, and squashes Ase's skull between the chair and the door. Ase slides lifelessly down to his knees, then crumples to the ground.)
(Mikey charges with the chair, and at the last second Ase opens the door and slams it on Mikey, driving the chair back into Mikey's face. Stunned, Mikey continues to hold the chair in front of his face as the door opens again and a lead pipe flashes out of it, driving the chair into Mikey's face again. Mikey drops the chair a stumbles towards the door, a streak of crimson coming from his nose.)
FB: We have first blood! Ring the bell!
LD: Wrong match, this is Last Man Standing, not First Blood.
(Ase looks around for another weapon, and spots the 40" flat panel TV. Ase rips it off the wall and lays it flat. Ase grabs Mikey, and suplexes him onto the TV, shattering it completely.)
FB: Not the TV!
(blasts from a fire extinguisher makes Ase disappear in a cloud of white. The only way anybody knows something happens is the loud clang as the fire extinguisher brains Ase. The cloud dissipates to show mikey standing over Ase with the fire extinguisher, bashing at his midsection.)
LD: Wow, folks, if you have small children, I think it's bedtime for them.
FB: That's right, your brats should be sleeping anyway, it's a school night.
(Mikey grabs Ase, and rams his head into a large framed plaque, which shatters on impact. Ase reels back with blood pouring from his forehead.)
LD: This is nothing more than a bloodbath. It's disturbing.
FB: It's GREAT! THIS is wrestling right here.
(Mikey grabs a crystal champagne glass and shatters it over Ase's skull, when follows with the bottle of champagne that was on ice on top of the desk.)
FB: Ohhhh, alcohol in an open wound- that can't feel good.
LD: No, no, no! MikeyBomb through AJ's beautiful desk!
FB: It doesn't look so beautiful now.
FB: Are you kidding me? How can you not give it up to these two?
LD: I've got to admit, this may be a distugingly brutal match, but these two have no quit in them.
(Mikey then pulls out a baseball bat, and seeing Ase using the ring skirt to pull himself up, drives the bat pointedly into the bleeding hole in Ase's back. As Ase goes limp across the ring apron, Mikey lifts the bat to deliver a headman's ax-like chop cross Ase's skull, but Tarja intervenes again, low blowing Mikey at the last second.)
(and in a flash BDC is rolling on the ground clutching at his eyes with his good hand.)
LD: What in the name of corn on the cob just happened?
FB: Mace! Tarja MACED the Kingpin!
LD: Mace? What type of low-down, dirty tactic is that?
(pulling a steel chain out from under the ring and whipping it across Mikey's back, causing Mikey to drop to his knees, only to be lashed over and over again by the chain as Ase lays into him.)
LD: THAT'S DELILAH GHOST, BOYD!
FB: What's she doing here? Get security!
LD: Delilah Ghost is back in RCW, and not a moment too soon!
(Delilah's attack on Tarja draws Ase's attention. Delilah runs from Ase, who gives chase around the ring, when they come full circle, Mikey explodes from seemingly nowhere, clotheslining Ase with the baseball bat to the throat. Ase drops clutching at his throat.)
(Ase positions Mikey on the table, and rains down a bunch of forearms almost like he's hammering him into place. Ase nabs the timekeeper's chair and slides it into the ring. Ase sets up the chair and charges the ropes, up onto the chair, up onto the ropes. )
FB: Abandon desk! Women and me first!
(Ase leaps into the air, flipping in a shooting star press, but follows through around completely, driving a leg drop down onto Mikey. The table shatters with a thundering crack.)
LD: My god! My god! My god! It looks like a bomb went off in here!
LD: Mikey is trying to get up! I cannot believe this.
(Mikey grabs the ladder that was left in the ring earlier, and places it over Ase, then grabs the steel chair and begins driving it down into the ladder, smashing the ladder down into Ase.)
LD: You have to wonder how much these guys have left in the tank. They've been wrestling well over an hour in one night so far.
FB: Yeah, but this isn't over until one of them is down for good. Quite frankly I think we might be stuck here forever, Daley. Neither one of these guys are going to go down anytime soon.
LD: Mikey's gonna do it! Mikey's gonna do it!
(Ase's foot shoots out in between Mikey's as Mikey drags his hind foot forward. It catches on Ase's boot, and Mikey staggers forward and tumbles out of the ring under the bottom rope. Ase bounces off the ropes into the middle of the ring, where he stands tall and victorious.)
DING DING DING!
TG: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the third and final fall, and your winner of the 3 Rings of Pain, ASE!
but Ase crumples to the mat in a battered heap as Tarja slides into the ring to attend him. Delilah Ghost rushes to Mikey, who is laying on the outside of the ring in the fetal position.
LD: Ase survives the 3 Rings of Pain, but at what cost to both men?
FB: I agree, if Ase's the winner, and Mikey's the loser, I'd rather be the referee.
(EMTs pour out of the back to attend the two fallen warriors, gurneys are places under each of them.)
(The screen goes to black again. Then an assault of images of the video skip by at a high pace, and then the screen settles on the Razorback Lockdown match.)
February 14th, 2010....
The End Begins.
