Post by Angel on Feb 19, 2010 15:09:48 GMT -6
[Disclaimer:: All grammatical or spelling errors are strictly genetic and for humorous entertainment purposes only. Angel is not a very bright girl but thinks she is as you wil quickly find out. Angel just updated her webblog.]
[[02/11/10]]
SHOUTOUTS TO EVERBODY YAY IMZ SO BACK UP IN DIS BEEOTCH!!! SINCE IM SO FAMOUS AND INPORTINT I WAS ON HOWARD STERN SHOW YEAH CAUSE IM SO HOT. WE ALL KNOW IT. A LOT OF MY FARTHERS FANS AND MY FANS ARE GEEKS WITH NO LIVES SO THEY LISTIN TO HOWARD SHOW. ME AND MY DADDY ARE SO SMART BEING ON SHOWS LIKE THIS BECAUSE WE KNOW HOW TO MARKIT OURSELVES. SO YEAH I GOT TO BE ON HIS SHOW. AND YES BE JELIS OF ME ALL YOU HOS CAUSE HOWARD WANTED ME TO DO HIM AND HIS WOMAN BETH. HE ACTED LIKE HE WASN’T SURE BUT OFF THE AIR HE TOLD ME HE WISHED HE COULD. SEE THAT IS INFERMAYSHIN ONLY SUMONE LIKE ME WILL GIVE MY FANS WHO READ MY BLOG. YES YOUR WELCOME THANK YOU I KNOW IM AWESOME FOR IT. YOU GUYS DON’T JUST LOVE ME FOR MY BEUTIFULL BODY BUT BECAUSE IM SO SMART. I SHOULD BE MODDESS BUT I CANT HELP IT. SO HOWARD GOT HARDON TALKING ABOUT ME WITH OTHER WOMEN. IM STRAIGHT BUT YES I LET OTHER WOMEN GET WITH ME IN THREESOMES AND ALSO I LET OTHER GIRLS LICK MY CAT. I DON’T RUGMUNCH CAUSE IM NOT LEZBO BUT I CANT STOP IT WHEN SOME BEUTIFULL PERSON WANTS IT SO I LET GIRLS LICK MY PUSUZZY AND MY TINY BOOTYHOLE. WAT CAN I SAY? IM JUST TOO TOUGH TO RESZIST. MY BROTHERS GIRFRIEND SHIVA IS ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS SINCE WE WERE BOTH LITTLE GIRLS AND I LET HER LICK ME DOWN SOUTH ANYTIME WE STAY TOGETHER. I ENDED UP AMMITTING ON HOWARD STERN THAT MY DADDY HAS BEEN WITH SHIVA LOTS OF TIMES. I LOVE MY FARTHER SO MUCH. HE TAUGHT ME SO MUCH IN LIVE AND IS ONE REASON IM SUCH A SMART BEUTIFULL YOUNG HOT WOMAN I AM TODAY. HOWARD LET ME PLUG MY BOOK ITS GONNA BE CALLED “GROWING UP A ANGEL”. I CANT TALK A LOT OF BOUT IT HERE IN MY BLOG BUT MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL GIVE YOU READERS MY FANS LOTS OF INSIDE STUFF ON IT. I KNOW YOU ALL WORSHIP ME AND DROOL AT THE SITE OF ME SO JUST BARE WITH ME AND I WILL TALK MORE ABOUT IT ANOTHER TIME. RITE NOW IM AM HERE TO BLOG ABOUT WAT IS GOING ON AND MY VISIT TO NEW YORK AND HOWARD STERN SHOW. I NEVER WRITE IN MY BLOG ABOUT MY MOM BECAUSE SHE IS TRASH. I HATE HER FOR WAT SHE DID TO ME BUT REALLY IT WAS BESTEST THING EVER HER GIVING ME TO MY FARTHER. I LOVE MY DADDY FOR TAKING CARE OF ME AND TEACHING ME ALL THE STUFF THAT MADE ME SO SMART. WRESTLING IS IN MY ITALIAN BLOOD. ALSO BEING HOT BLOODED ITALIAN IS IN MY BLOOD. WE TALKED ON HOWARD STERN ABOUT WHO IS MORE TEMPER MY BROTHER TBOMB OR MY FARTHER FIREBOMB. THE ANSWER I SAID TBOMB BUT THAT IS JUSS MY OPPINYUN. WE ARE ALL HOTBLOODED ITALIANS MAYBE THAT’S WHY IM SO HOT AND BEUTIFULL. I TALKED ABOUT THERE TEMPERS BUT ALSO MY BOOK AND SOME ON MY CHILDHOOD AND HOW MY MOM WAS A MAT RAT. THAT IS A INSIDER WRESTLING TERM FOR WHO FUZZUCKS WRESTLERS. IM THE REAL DEAL AND WILL SHOOT LIKE MY DADDY DOES AND TELL YOU FANS STUFF LIKE THIS WHEN OTHERS HIDE FROM IT. THAT IS WHY IM SO CONTRIVERSHIAL. IT IS ALSO WHY I MIGHT NOT GET ME A LONG TERM CONTRACT BECAUSE WRESTLING PROMOSHUNS USUALLY CANNOT DEAL WITH THE REAL DEAL LIKE MY DADDY AND ME. ITS IN OUR BLOOD AND ITS WHY YOU FANS LOVE ME SO MUCH AND CAUSE IM HOT AND SMART. I KNOW THIS. I WANT TO ALSO SAY IT WAS A PLEZSHUR FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT MY GRANDPA ON HOWARD STERN SHOW. MY GRANDPA IS NONE OTHER THAN ANGELO COMMITO. HE IS ONE REASON I AM PRINCESS OF THE BAY. MY FARTHER IS THE OTHER REASON AND ME JUST BEING SO HOT AND BEUTIFULL IS THE OTHER REASON. I CANT HELP IT YOU FANS ALL LOVE ME SO MUCH AND WANT TO BE WITH ME AND ALSO ALL UP IN ME. OH WELL YOU CANT. YOU CAN READ THIS AND LOOK AT MY PICHERS AND JERK OFF THOUGH IF YOU WANT TO. I DON’T CARE I KNOW YOU CANT HELP BUT DO IT. I MADE MONEY FROM POSING NUDE SO I MAKE MONEY FROM IT. GOSH IM SO GLAD IM SMART AND HOT.
THE ONLY WORST THING ABOUT MY WHOLE TRIP TO NEW YORK WAS THAT SLEEZY ROCKEN ROB BEING MY SHAPPERON. I THINK ONLY REASON HE WENT ON THE TRIP WAS TO TRY AND SEE MY BEUTIFULL NUDE BODY WHEN I TOOK SHOWERS IN OUR HOTEL. YUCK, JUST THINKING OF HIM MAKES ME PUKE. AND YES THAT CAN COME IN HANDY AFTER A BIG MEAL BUT STILL WHATEVER. I STILL REMEMBER HIM SAYING I WOULD NEVER MAKE IT IN WRESTLING BUSINESS. I WISH I WOULD HAVE JUST GIVEN HIM A PLAYBOY I WAS ON COVER OF AND JUST LET HIM JERK HIS MEAT AND INJOY MY HOT BEUTIFULL WITHOUT ME HAVING TO ME AROUND. IM SO NICE ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT. JUST LIKE ALL YOU UGLY GEEKS WHO I SIGN YOUR PLAYBOYS AND STUFF YOU SEND ME. ITS SO SWEET YOU ALL ARE GRAYTFULL THAT I POSED NUDE FOR ALL OF YOU. LARRY FLYNT TOLD ME WHEN I GOT OLDER I COULD DO A FULL SPREAD IN HIS MAGAZINE AND IN IT YOU ONE DAY WILL SEE MY PINK. BUT FOR NOW NONE OF YOU FANS WILL. I WANT TO DO THIS ONE BECAUSE I GET SO MANY LETTERS FROM FANS INTERESTED IN MY CUNNY. THEY WRITE ME ASKING IF IT IS SO WORE OUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE COZZOCKS I’VE HAD IN IT IN MY LIFE. WELL FOR YOUR INFERMAYSHUN IT IS AXSHUALLY STILL TIGHT AND THAT IS WHY THE MEN IN MY LIVE LOVE IT SO MUCH AND IF YOUR THINGY IS TOO SMALL FOR IT THEN THEY CAN ALWAYS DO MY BOOTYHOLE SO SO WAT. BUT ITS SO SWEET STILL MY FANS CARE ENOUGH TO ASK ME ABOUT MY BODY. I ALSO GET ASKED BY FANS ABOUT MY BROTHERS HUNG COZZOCK AND YES IVE SEEN IT MANY TIMES. MY FRIEND SHIVA LOVES TO TALK ABOUT IT AND HOW MUCH HIS HEAD IS LIKE A HUGE MUSHROOM. I KNOW I SEEN IT TOO B4. MY DADDY ALSO HAS A BIG ONE TOO BUT HOWARD DIDN’T ASK ME ABOUT THAT THANKFULLY I MIGHT HAVE GOT IN REALLY LOTS OF TRUBBLE. I LOVE MY DADDY SO MUCH. IT WAS SO SWEET HE CALLED INTO HOWARD SHOW. BUT THEY MADE HIM WAIT ON PHONE AND THAT SUCKED BUT I BLAME ROCKEN ROB AND HOWARDS PORDOOCER GARY BABABOOY ON THAT. I ALWAYS WONDER IS HE CALLED BABABOOY CAUSE HE IS A BOO HOLE? IM SO FUNNY. I JUSS KIDDING. CAN YOU IMAGINE A GIRL SO SMART HOT AND FUNNY AS ME? IM LIKE THE PERFECT WOMAN OR SOMETHING. GOSH LIKE IM THE BESTEST AND IM HUMBLE TOO.
SO LETS SEE WAT ELSE I SHUD ADDRESS ON MY BLOG OTHER THAN MY TRIP TO HOWARD STERN SHOW. OH I ALMOST FORGOT VALENTINES DAY COMING UP AS I’D HOPED TO BEE DOING SOMETHING ELSE BUT I HAVE TO WORK AND STUFF SINCE IM SUCH FAMOUS WRESTLER AND DIVA AND ALL. I AM SUPOZED TO BE PART OF A PAPER VIEW EVENT IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT LOCKER ROOM IM JUST HAPPY TO BE GOING TO VEGAS SIN CITY AND BE WITH MY FARTHER. I LOVE MY DADDY SO MUCH. I THINK I MAKE HIM SO PROD F ME. I CANT WAIT TO FLY OUT AND BE IN SIN CITY I GOT SWEET HOOK UPS THERE NOSE CANDY FOR ALL MY PARTY PEOPLE! IM SO EXCITED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. BECAUSE THIS IS PAPERVIEW I WILL BE MAKING GOOD MONEY. I HAVE TO PACK NOW AND CALL SUMBODY SPECIAL BUT I WILL WRITE ANOTHER BLOG ABOUT MY PAPERVIEW EXPERIENCE. I WILL GIVE MY FANS WHO LOVE ME ALL THE INSIDE INFERMAYSHUN. I KNOW THAT IS WAT YOU LOUSERS ALL WANT BECAUSE IM SO SMART ABOUT THINGS. LUV YALL LOTS. CHOW!
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