Hog Heaven Announcement (ALL READ)

[Ben Jacobs]

Alrighty everybody, here's the deal...

AJ and I have made the following decision... we are pushing Hog Heaven back to Sunday, April 4th. We are planning on having a special "Hog Heaven: Hype" show on Wednesday, March 24th that will basically consist of contract signings and segments that will lead to matches for Hog Heaven, since we really only have two matches officially announced for it.

SO if you are not already booked in a match... which would only be Doug, Ase, Hollywood, and Creed... PLEASE pm me and aj ur ideas for matches at Hog Heaven for ur characters.

John, we obviously need to know what team you choose to face at HH to defend ur belts against.

If you're wondering, our "In Character" reason behind having to push Hog Heaven back is going to be that AJ and Ben decided to give Chip the Intern the responsiblity of booking the FedExForum for the show and of course, Chip screws up.

So if you got any questions, feel free to reply to this or shoot me a PM. If you have no idea about a match for yourself, feel free to just reply to this seeing if anyone wants to make a match.

Thanks guys.

[Doug Gavelon]

Chip's still around huh? I guess Doug should've kicked his a** a bit harder when he came back a year ago. lol Way to go, Chip!

[Cot'N]

Didn't Chip do a porn once?

Maybe he went to Memphis and got distracted by the ghost of Elvis, or he spent his hotel money on Memphis in May tickets. Maybe he was attacked by a bum on Beale St. Or got lost at Graceland. Maybe one of the ducks at the Peabody attacked him. If he doesn't have a good excuse, I say just fire him.

[Alexander Rose]

Look, he spent all the money trying to meet Billy Ray Cirus to go on a date w/ Miley. He had to settle for a badly done softcore porn picture shoot. So, I say we crusify him on live TV... think of the ratings, people!!!!!!

[The Robotos]

Domo and Arigato challenge all the jobbers in the locker room to come out and try to pin either one of us. If they can then we will give them 25,000 Yen. Call it The Robotos 25,000 Yen Challenge!

Domo Arigato
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