SD 57: CJ Swanson vs Willy Franklin

[Ben Jacobs]

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Thursday, April 15th @ 1:00 PM CST (board time)

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["Sensational" CJ Swanson]

[The scene opens on a glass filled with champagne; the light causing a shine that covers most of the screen. The camera pans over to the person holding the glass: “Sensational” CJ Swanson. He seems quite amused with himself as he takes a drink from the glass.]

CJS: Mmm…mmm…mmm…mmm…mmmm…you can always appreciate a great wine these days. Lucky enough for me, I have an entire summer house filled with it.

[The camera pans back to show CJ sitting in a leather chair next to a wooden coffee table. CJ sets the glass down on a coaster on top of the table as he continues.]

CJS: Truly, a great champagne is a great asset to any man. In fact, the only thing better than a great drink such as this is…me.



CJS: While I know all of you know who I am - really, how could you not know someone as great as me - but for those of you in the Deep South who only have one brain cell left in your head, allow me to introduce myself; nice and slowly. I…

[CJ points to himself with his left index finger.]

CJS: …am the Sensational One; the greatest athlete to ever set foot in a wrestling ring; the man who’s showing why Canada is above the U.S.; CJ Swanson. Not only am I the most physically gifted athlete in the world today but I am also the most intelligent. If my skills aren’t enough to put away my opponent in a timely manner then I shall just outthink the impotent dirt bag and take home the victory.

[CJ leans back in his chair; propping his left leg on top of his right.]

CJS: Speaking of which, I guess I have to talk about my opponent. Although, I can hardly consider him real opposition as this is Willy Franklin we’re talking about here. I mean, Willy, why are you even still around? You’ve been in the game since the dawn of time and the best you can do is get your a** kicked on a nightly basis? Face the facts man; you’re in over your head and have been your entire life. So, I hope you won’t be surprised when I show you just how sensational I am at Southern Dynamite. I will continue to prove what everyone already knows: I am “Sensational” CJ Swanson and you should be jealous of that fact. Now, I’m already tired of talking about this inconvenience known as Willy Franklin.

[CJ looks at his wristhingych as he shakes his head in disappointment. Quickly, he looks back to the camera.]

CJS: Really, I’ve wasted the smart marks’ time so I will now get back to the important things in life: a great champagne in one hand and a blonde bimbo in the other.

[CJ gets to his feet and approaches a set of double doors. He opens it up to show a massive party going on in the next room; everyone is young, rich and important. CJ enters the room before turning back to the camera; still holding onto the double doors.]

CJS: Excuse me.

[CJ shuts the doors and the camera fades to black.]