HH 2010: Wacko Carl vs Hardcore Jesus (No Rules)

[Ben Jacobs]

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[Nate Sipes/The New Level]

3/30/10
Memphis, Tennessee
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[As Doug and Carl continue their training after Doug has just completed his promo, a thought crosses Carl’s mind as he finishes a set on the squat machine.]

WC: I’d better catch that film crew; I have a few things to say myself.

[Doug looks up from the leg press.]

DG: I’m sure you do…the question is are they allowed on television?

[Realizing what Doug’s asking, Carl just smirks and nods.]

WC: It’ll be fine. Besides, getting in trouble with the FCC is the last thing on my mind right now.

DG: I know it is. Just don’t say anything you may regret later.

WC: Trust me: it’ll be HJ who’ll regret his actions come Hog Heaven.

[Carl sets the mechanism back onto its resting place and heads out of the weight room. He walks into the locker room and finds the camera crew from before just finishing up packing their equipment away.]

WC: Hate to do this to you guys but I really need to get a few things off my chest.

Camera man: Yeah, I should’ve figured that when I saw you in there with Doug.

[The camera man looks to the rest of his crew; they sigh as they realize their day isn’t quite over yet. The camera man looks back to Carl.]

Camera man: We’ll be set up in a few minutes.

WC: Thanks guys; I appreciate it.

[The crew finishes and signals to Carl that they’re ready. He crosses his arms and begins.]

WC: Thinking back on how everything’s gone down, it’s hard to believe that Beavis and I stuck with him as long as we did. I mean, we were two young, up-and-coming stars on the indy North Carolina scene. HJ? A crazy hermit who drank and sputtered off at the mouth. Instead of just brushing him off and going our own path, we agreed to join him and he took our careers…right down the toilet.

[Carl hangs his head as he places his hands on his hips.]

WC: It took nearly two years of fighting our way back up just to gain an ounce of credibility back. When we did, Beavis and I became Hog Wild Tag Team champions all on our own. No HJ; no Doug; no Nate; no one but my partner and I.

[Carl lifts his head back up and stares into the camera.]

WC: In fact, that’s what this match and these attacks are all about: HJ hates the fact that the entire 7DA accomplished so much in so little time without him. He’s jealous of the success we experienced and that’s the main reason why he’s standing behind Creed Michaels right now. He acts as the consort who must constantly whisper in the ear of his master “Don’t forget to destroy those who destroyed me.” And that sadistic b*st*rd is all too happy to accept such an offer. That son of a b*tch loves it and because of his appetite for destruction, Nate and Beavis are in the hospital.

[As Carl starts to get emotional, he wipes his hand over his face. On camera, it only looks like he’s moving the hair out of his face. In reality, he must wipe his sorrows away from his eyes. He quickly composes himself and continues.]

WC: But now, now is the time when all of that changes. Now, you will see just what Nate and Beavis must go through on a daily basis because, HJ, I’m putting you in the hospital! Anything goes in this match and anything can happen. There are no rope breaks so why not just hold onto your leg a little bit longer until it snaps in half? If there’s no countout, could there be any real problem in me bashing your skull in on the guardrail? And really, would anyone disqualify me in such a setting if I were to drive a stake straight through your blackened heart until it failed to beat again? I highly doubt it.

[Suddenly, Carl hears the locker room door slam behind him. He looks back in surprise but just shrugs it off and looks to the crew.]

WC: Make sure to edit that out.

[The camera man nods as Carl goes to speak again. Neither he nor the camera crew are able to get a word out as HJ rushes him and knocks him down with a kendo stick shot to the head. HJ picks up the fallen New Level member and tosses him into the mirror over the sink; shattering it. As Carl staggers around, HJ grabs him around the throat, lifts him into the air and drops him with the Inner Light that obliterates the sink; Carl lies motionless on the floor. As he smiles at his work and with Doug trying with all his might to break into the now locked room, HJ starts to speak on his own behalf.]

HJ: You’re right, Carl: anything and everything will happen to you…but we don’t have to wait until Hog Heaven, do we? In fact, I think I’ve just proven that. Now, I have no doubt that you’re every bit concussed that a broken mirror and sink can cause but I also have no doubt that a…big, strong boy…such as yourself shall have no problem recovering and accepting your final end at Hog Heaven. You can talk all you want to about severely injuring me but considering I’ve come back from a 30 foot drop, a broken leg, a fractured skull or a punctured heart seems severe enough to keep me from destroying the lives of you and yours.

[HJ picks his kendo stick back up and moves Carl’s head with it; making sure his closed eyes are squarely pointed at him.]

HJ: So Carl, come prepared to hurt me and you’ll prove to be the one who gets hurt. I was murdering poor boys like you in the ring before you even knew how to say “mommy.” Do you truly think that you can find the heresy to end my greatness when no other has? Nobody, nobody has ever crushed my spirit and things like that will never change…not even at Hog Heaven. Carl, have some sweet dreams because they’ll turn to the worst, coma-induced nightmares you’ll ever experience come Hog Heaven.

[Noise is heard from the back door which causes HJ to rush back to the locked front door; undoing his lock and making his escape. Doug runs in and looks around but sees no sight of HJ. Instead of rushing after him, he checks on Carl. The camera man puts the camera down; giving the viewing audience a better view of Carl as well as the feet of Doug and the crew members. Doug tries to help Carl opens his eyes before sighing.]

Doug: Carl, if you want to beat that man, you have to stop giving up your back. If you don’t do that at Hog Heaven…then you’ve failed.