SD #12 - Invitational Battle Royal

[AJ Supreme]

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[The Davids Brothers]

C.O. FRANK ROGERS ENLISTS HELP

Several near twenty year old skateboarders stand around on a sidewalk while one of their friends attempts to grind on a wooden bench several yards ahead of the group. After several gos at the bench, the skateboarder finally achieves a good grind and lands, earning him the cheers of the group, but just as the skater was ready to turn around, a charging C.O. Frank Rogers comes charging out of a nearby store and clubs the skateboarder over the head with his nightstick, knocking out the skater.

Frank Rogers: Can't ya read, boy?

Frank says in a southern accent as he points to a sign right by the bench that clearly states "NO SKATEBOARDING". Frank leaves the knocked out skater alone and turns back to the group. Several of the skaters begin to protest.

Skater: You can't do that!

Frank Rogers: The hell I can't! Do you see this badge, son?

Rogers points to the badge on his chest.

Frank Rogers: That gives me the power to do whatever the hell I please.

And with that, Rogers walks right up to the skateboarder and whacks him across the face, knocking him down to the cold, hard cement. This enrages the other skaters and several of them raise their skateboards, ready to attack. One clubs Frank Rogers in his bicep while another hits Frank in the leg. Frank realizes he is heavily outnumbered and begins to retreat, but the angry mob of skateboarders follow. Just when it looks like Frank is done for, Nathan Sanders and Mark Brantley hop out of seemingly nowhere and neutralize several of the skateboarders. After a slight struggle and a small use of unneccessary force, all of the skateboarders are down on the ground, either cuffed or knocked out. Frank Rogers then turns to Nathan Sanders and Mark Brantley and begins talking

Frank Rogers: You see, boys? Seperately, we are easily defeated, but together, we can be one of the strongest units in all of RCW. That's why, next week at Southern Dynamite, it's a sure thing that one of us will win that invitational battle royal. And uh...just to make sure that I am the one who wins the RCW contract...

Frank Rogers pulls out his wallet and hands several bills to both Mark and Nathan. The two count the money and look at each other. They answer each other with eyes only and finally they give Frank the answer. "Yes", both of the men say. Then, almost as if he were talking to himself, Frank says something.

Frank: Ya hear that Mister AJ Supreme? You might as well start writing up the contract now.

END

[Kip Reeves]

Outside The Boys and Girls Center in Fayetteville, AR.

I want my job back.



Kip Reeves, recently fired in the RCW by RCW President A.J. Supreme is standing outside the Boys and Girls Club arguing with RCW security.

KR: C'mon gents, let me back in? I got to train for this battle royal so I can get my job back.

SG: Whatever you old bastard, go get drunk somewhere else.

KR: How'd you know I was drunk?

SG: You're upright and awake. That usually means you're drunk.

KR: So what the hell do I need to do to get you guys to let me in?

SG: Sober up. Like that will ever happen.

KR: What the hell? I can't do that.

SG: Well, Mr. Supreme said no members of my roster will walk into the building drunk. So, why don't you turn around and go back where you came from.

KR: I'll be back.....


tbc......

[Kip Reeves]

Charlie's Choke & Puke in Mcghee, AR.

I want my job back



Rejected by The RCW security after trying to get back into the Boys & Girls Club, Kip Reeves spends his last paycheck at Charlie's.

Charlie: Jesus Kip, I thought I told you to stay out of here. You're never going to make it anywhere by hanging out here.

Kip: I know Charlie, but they won't let me back into the building. this is the only thing I know now. Drinking. The usual bottle please, Charlie.

Charlie: Fine. But this won't help.

Kip: Nothing will. I'm going to take this to go. Good night Charlie.

Kip walks out of the bar and in the alley behind it. He sits down next to a dumpster. He opens his bottle and goes to take a sip when he hears a voice from the other side of the dumpster.

Man: Rough night, buddy?

Kip: Jumpin' Jesus you scared me! Who the hell are you?

Kip gets up and looks around the dumpster and sees a man who has tattered robes on and a hood covering his face.

Kip: Lovely.

Man: So, what's your issue?

Kip: I just got fired from my job and now I'm going to drink myself to death. So if you don't mind.

Man: What did you do?

Kip: What?

Man: The job you got fired from. What did you do?

Kip: I was a pro wrestler.

Man: Oh yeah?

Kip: Yup. I was good when I was younger too. Now I'm all old and drunk. i can't keep up with the kids anymore. Did you know at one time, I was a World Champion?

Man: Is that right?

Kip: Seems like a life time ago.

The hooded man stands up and throws the off his head, revealing former ICW World Heavyweight Champion and trainer or the original Alpha Storm, Halo!

Kip: Halo? What the hell are doing here?

Halo: A friend put a call into to me to try to get you motivated. Poor the drink out.

Kip: What?

Halo: The bottle, pour it out, or your going to have a problem.

Kip: It's the only thing I have left.

Halo: Not anymore. You pour that out and you go back to the Boys & Girls Club. I called Supreme and he put you in the Battle Royal. Now, pour it out and you swear to me not to touch that crap again.

Kip: OK, fine.

Kip pours the gin out of the bottle, turns and throws the bottle against the wall.

Kip: There, it's gone now. Are you hap-

Kip turns and Halo is gone.

Kip: Damn I hate that smoke and mirrors stuff.

end.....

[Jeffrey Hollywood]

(RCW cameras come into focus on the Vegas Strip where a crowd has gathered around a man who holds a deck of cards in his hand. The camera zooms in closer.)

Man: Please miss, pick a card... any card.

(A lady near the front of the crowd reaches forward and removes a single card from the deck.)

Man: Good, now show the people around you and let that camera get a nice close up of it.

(The man points towards the RCW camera as the lady holds up the card, the camera zooms in on an Ace of Spades. She then shows it to a few of the people standing near her.)

Man: Alright, now sir... would you please take this deck and cut it in half.

(A man also near the front of the crowd takes the deck and cuts it in half.)

Man: Perfect, now if the lovely lady would be so kind as to place her card back in the deck where you just cut it.

(The lady does as she is instructed to do.)

Man: Good, now if you wouldn't mind sir, put the deck back together and hand it to your friend to shuffle.

(The dude with the cut deck puts it back together and hands it to a friend who shuffles it completely.)

Man: Good, thank you.

(The man takes the deck back, waves his left hand over it a few times and then lifts up the top card.)

Man: Is this your card?

(The camera zooms in on a nine of hearts.)

Woman: No...

(The crowd seems disappointed at the failed trick.)

Man: Oh really? Well something must of gotten messed up... maybe this deck of cards is just crap.

(The man quickly turns around and throws the entire deck up against a nearby store window. All the cards, except for one fall to the ground. The crowd is left in shock and awe as a single card sticks to the glass window. The camera zooms in to reveal...... ACE OF SPADES!)

Woman: I don't believe it... THAT'S MY CARD!

(The woman walks over to the window and touches the card... only to reveal the card has somehow gotten stuck to the INSIDE of the window... her hand slowly rubs against the glass. The crowd cheers and claps as several observers rush over to examine the glass window and the card stuck on the inside. The man who did the trick walks past the crowd and motions for the camera to follow.)

Man: I am "The Illisionist" Alex Crowe and what you just witnessed is a taste of what I have been spending the last few years of my life doing... leaving crowds of people in awe and wonder.

(Alex grins at the camera.)

Alex Crowe: Now I have decided to step into the wrestling world where I shall attempt to do the same to the crowds of screaming fans... leave them in a state of wonder and awe. RCW will be my first stop in my journey, and hopefully this coming Southern Dynamite will earn me a contract to do what I do on a more perminant basis. I look forward to stepping into the ring against the other challengers in this Invitational Battle Royal... and I look forward to being the last one "standing". Razorback Championship Wrestling... I leave you with this advice: Don't believe everything you see.

(Alex turns his back to the camera and slowly raises his arms out at his sides. Seconds later his feet appear to leave the ground, and "The Illisionist" has once again drawn the attention of a huge crowd. The camera fades, leaving us with one last glimpse of Alex Crowe "levitating" on the Vegas Strip.)