Post by The Legendary Phil on Mar 13, 2008 1:28:41 GMT -6
Holy hiatus and lacuna True Beleiver! It appears that what we are viewing is the first televised showing of The Phil in months! Because it is! Where has the Phil been? Where has he gone? Why is he sitting in a smoking jacket, with his feet crossed and the Daily Oklahoman in front of him? Why do I keep asking these questions? Hopefully the Phil will respond to some of them!
The Phil appears that he's going to do as such by folding the newspaper in his hands, and placing it on his lap.
The Phil: Okay, listen up everyone. I'm sick of this bullcrap.
A mocking tone comes across the Phil's voice.
The Phil: Where has the Phil gone, where is the Phil? Why isn't the Phil here?
The mocking tone leaves the Phil, and a small smirk plays over his lips.
The Phil: Give me a f**k**g break people. What more do you want? I went through two months of total utter bullcrap to win "The" title. The crap piece of gold and leather that who knows what Franky Higgs had to pawn to buy, and all of a sudden, the whole entire state of Arkansas thinks that it's worth MY time to step into your crapty arena? Come on, what do you think has changed Little Rock?
A small sigh escapes The Phil.
The Phil: So David Capital is here now? Big deal. Casanova? Beat him and a pile of people for a title. Doug Gavelon? Come no, who the hell cares. The Hebrew Hammer? Boring. And considering that most the fights A.J. Supreme had me signed up for were against that mute circus, it just really speaks low of the rest of you. After I fought the best of th ebest, and put away that cry baby Too Sexy, I realized that Razorback Chapmionship Wrestling was one of the biggest dissapointments of my career.
That smirk comes back.
The Phil: So I'm boycotting this talentless place. Until management finally realizes that they need to bring in some big name talent worth someone of my caliber, I'm protesting the show. However, I should point out that I was going over my contract, and appareantly, I have to make one Television Apperance a Hog Heaven being the champion. so this is my appearance.
The Phil picks up the news paper, and unfolds it to continue reading it. After a good ten seconds, he folds the paper down some and looking over it smirks a bit.
The Phil: Don't you all understand english? That was it. My appearance. You thought it was some earth shattering thing to say that I had coming up? Please. I'm not even going to censor this, or video tape this thing in color. Just shut off that camera, and send it into R.C.W. I'm sure A.J. Supreme and Franky Higgs can find some talentless hack off the side of the road like that boozer they just gave a job back too to fill in the spot. Some filler shot or likewise bullcrap, like that loser-royal they a few shows back. Makes no difference to me. When you guys get someone like Grendel or The Truth down here, let me know.
The Phil lifts his paper up again, and the camera fades to black.
The Phil appears that he's going to do as such by folding the newspaper in his hands, and placing it on his lap.
The Phil: Okay, listen up everyone. I'm sick of this bullcrap.
A mocking tone comes across the Phil's voice.
The Phil: Where has the Phil gone, where is the Phil? Why isn't the Phil here?
The mocking tone leaves the Phil, and a small smirk plays over his lips.
The Phil: Give me a f**k**g break people. What more do you want? I went through two months of total utter bullcrap to win "The" title. The crap piece of gold and leather that who knows what Franky Higgs had to pawn to buy, and all of a sudden, the whole entire state of Arkansas thinks that it's worth MY time to step into your crapty arena? Come on, what do you think has changed Little Rock?
A small sigh escapes The Phil.
The Phil: So David Capital is here now? Big deal. Casanova? Beat him and a pile of people for a title. Doug Gavelon? Come no, who the hell cares. The Hebrew Hammer? Boring. And considering that most the fights A.J. Supreme had me signed up for were against that mute circus, it just really speaks low of the rest of you. After I fought the best of th ebest, and put away that cry baby Too Sexy, I realized that Razorback Chapmionship Wrestling was one of the biggest dissapointments of my career.
That smirk comes back.
The Phil: So I'm boycotting this talentless place. Until management finally realizes that they need to bring in some big name talent worth someone of my caliber, I'm protesting the show. However, I should point out that I was going over my contract, and appareantly, I have to make one Television Apperance a Hog Heaven being the champion. so this is my appearance.
The Phil picks up the news paper, and unfolds it to continue reading it. After a good ten seconds, he folds the paper down some and looking over it smirks a bit.
The Phil: Don't you all understand english? That was it. My appearance. You thought it was some earth shattering thing to say that I had coming up? Please. I'm not even going to censor this, or video tape this thing in color. Just shut off that camera, and send it into R.C.W. I'm sure A.J. Supreme and Franky Higgs can find some talentless hack off the side of the road like that boozer they just gave a job back too to fill in the spot. Some filler shot or likewise bullcrap, like that loser-royal they a few shows back. Makes no difference to me. When you guys get someone like Grendel or The Truth down here, let me know.
The Phil lifts his paper up again, and the camera fades to black.
