Post by Jimmy Ray Aldean on May 1, 2008 13:15:43 GMT -6
Jimmy Ray Aldean felt like he was dead, but he knew his head hurt too much for him to actually be dead. He opened the one eye that still would and all he could see through his blurred vision was the rust of his truck bed. Yes Jimmy Ray had gotten drunk...again....and was laying face down in the bed of his truck. he soon discovered the reason he couldn't open his other eye was because it was swollen shut. Obviously he had drank too much and someone decided to shut his mouth for him.
Jimmy Ray Aldean : Good GAWD my head hurts.....
Jimmy Ray starts to take a physical inventory...wallet is still there but its empty, of course thats nothing new. Nothing seemed to be broken although his jaw was pretty sore. Jimmy runs his tongue around inside his mouth and all his teeth are still intact. Checks his pockets and finds that he still has about 80 dollars to his name so all in all not a bad night and he grins. He finds his truck keys on the ground near the truck door, climbs in starts it up. He turns on the radio and hears an ad for the RCW regional promotion and when they give the number he jots it down on the envelope of yet another bill he hasn't paid.
Jimmy Ray : Well hell ol son maybe its time to make a little trip to Arkansas and see what them boys are made of!"
Jimmy Ray slams his truck into gear and stomps the gas pedal throwing gravel all over the front door of "Where Eagles Dare" the local bar in that part of Mobile causing the bouncers to come running out and Jimmy Ray starts laughing at them as they get pelted wtih peat gravel.
Jimmy Ray : That'll teach you sorry dawgs to pick on ol Jimmy Ray when he's had too much to drink!
A few minutes later Jimmy Ray pulls into the driveway and walks up the steps to his double wide and finds his door key doesn't work on the lock. Jimmy Ray looks perplexed for a moment and then laughs...
Jimmy Ray : Lucy! Open the damn door!
There is no response and so Jimmy Ray starts beating on the door. After several minutes someone comes to the door but its not his sometime girlfriend Lucy but his friend Joey Thibideaux.
Joey : Take it easy Jimmy Ray, don't need to be no drama, so don't be mad at Lucy, it was my fault we had too much to drink last night and one thing led to another and well you know....
Jimmy Ray looks at his longtime friend and grins at him
Jimmy Ray : Hell Joey, we been friends since first grade ain't no way I'm gonna be mad at you for sleepin with her. Hell man you can have her, I just came over here to get my stuff, I'm headed out for Arkansas.
Joey : Really? You know thats where Beau is headed right?
Jimmy Ray : No way! I haven't seen him since forever, how is that reprobate doin anyway?
Joey : A little better than you but not by much, if you had come on home last night you coulda talked to him this morning, he called looking for ya.
Jimmy Ray : Well damn...guess I'll just have to wait til I get to Arkansas and catch up with him.
Jimmy Ray finishes throwing his wrestling gear into a duffle bag. he scans the fridge real quick and throws some left over fried chicken into a wal-mart bag and heads back out to the truck.
Jimmy Ray : Joey, you tell Lucy no hard feelings okay?
Joey nods his head and the two men shake hands as Jimmy Ray opens the door and hops inside. He grabs a Hank Williams Jr. cd and puts it in the player as he drives away singing...."Hank, why do you drink, to get drunk, Why do you roll smoke, to get stoned, why must you live out the songs that you wrote, to get laid...." Jimmy Ray turns down the radio for a moment and pulls off the road and into a gas station and looks directly at you.
Jimmy Ray : But in all seriousness folks, Jimmy Ray Aldean is coming to RCW...he is coming to drink your beer, steel your woemen and beat your ass for those gold straps. But most importantly to the people that run that organization up there...Jimmy Ray Aldean will work for beer!"
scene fades......
Jimmy Ray Aldean : Good GAWD my head hurts.....
Jimmy Ray starts to take a physical inventory...wallet is still there but its empty, of course thats nothing new. Nothing seemed to be broken although his jaw was pretty sore. Jimmy runs his tongue around inside his mouth and all his teeth are still intact. Checks his pockets and finds that he still has about 80 dollars to his name so all in all not a bad night and he grins. He finds his truck keys on the ground near the truck door, climbs in starts it up. He turns on the radio and hears an ad for the RCW regional promotion and when they give the number he jots it down on the envelope of yet another bill he hasn't paid.
Jimmy Ray : Well hell ol son maybe its time to make a little trip to Arkansas and see what them boys are made of!"
Jimmy Ray slams his truck into gear and stomps the gas pedal throwing gravel all over the front door of "Where Eagles Dare" the local bar in that part of Mobile causing the bouncers to come running out and Jimmy Ray starts laughing at them as they get pelted wtih peat gravel.
Jimmy Ray : That'll teach you sorry dawgs to pick on ol Jimmy Ray when he's had too much to drink!
A few minutes later Jimmy Ray pulls into the driveway and walks up the steps to his double wide and finds his door key doesn't work on the lock. Jimmy Ray looks perplexed for a moment and then laughs...
Jimmy Ray : Lucy! Open the damn door!
There is no response and so Jimmy Ray starts beating on the door. After several minutes someone comes to the door but its not his sometime girlfriend Lucy but his friend Joey Thibideaux.
Joey : Take it easy Jimmy Ray, don't need to be no drama, so don't be mad at Lucy, it was my fault we had too much to drink last night and one thing led to another and well you know....
Jimmy Ray looks at his longtime friend and grins at him
Jimmy Ray : Hell Joey, we been friends since first grade ain't no way I'm gonna be mad at you for sleepin with her. Hell man you can have her, I just came over here to get my stuff, I'm headed out for Arkansas.
Joey : Really? You know thats where Beau is headed right?
Jimmy Ray : No way! I haven't seen him since forever, how is that reprobate doin anyway?
Joey : A little better than you but not by much, if you had come on home last night you coulda talked to him this morning, he called looking for ya.
Jimmy Ray : Well damn...guess I'll just have to wait til I get to Arkansas and catch up with him.
Jimmy Ray finishes throwing his wrestling gear into a duffle bag. he scans the fridge real quick and throws some left over fried chicken into a wal-mart bag and heads back out to the truck.
Jimmy Ray : Joey, you tell Lucy no hard feelings okay?
Joey nods his head and the two men shake hands as Jimmy Ray opens the door and hops inside. He grabs a Hank Williams Jr. cd and puts it in the player as he drives away singing...."Hank, why do you drink, to get drunk, Why do you roll smoke, to get stoned, why must you live out the songs that you wrote, to get laid...." Jimmy Ray turns down the radio for a moment and pulls off the road and into a gas station and looks directly at you.
Jimmy Ray : But in all seriousness folks, Jimmy Ray Aldean is coming to RCW...he is coming to drink your beer, steel your woemen and beat your ass for those gold straps. But most importantly to the people that run that organization up there...Jimmy Ray Aldean will work for beer!"
scene fades......
