Canadian Horsemen vs. Brantley/Sanders

Canadian Horsemen vs. Brantley/Sanders Jul 12, 2008 17:07:57 GMT -6

Post by Pure Original on Jul 12, 2008 17:07:57 GMT -6

The scene opens to show both the Crimson Dragon Brett Johnson and the Pure Original sitting in a small diner. The Pure Original is wearing a black and red sleeveless Canadian Hockey Jersey. The Crimson Dragon is wearing a black AC/DC T-shirt. On the wall beside the two men are various posters and signs from the 1950's. A young blonde waitress wearing a pure black t-shirt with a small logo that reads "Wimpy's Diner Guelph" on it approaches the table.

WAITRESS: Good evening Gentlemen my name is Amanda. Do you need more time with your menus?

CS: I don't what about you Brett?

BJ: I'm good to go.

A: So what can I get you drink then? Also will this be on separate bills.

CS: I'll have an Iced Tea

BJ: Diet Coke and it'll be just one bill.

Amanda directs her attention back to the Pure Original.

A: Okay and for you sir?

CS: I'll have a Wimpy's Burger combo, with Bacon, Cheese, Fried Mushrooms, Lettuce and Tomatoes.

A: And as a side.

CS: Garden Salad, no dressing.

Amanda then directs her attention to the Crimson Dragon.

BJ: I'll have the same, but I want my Burger and Bacon padded down for excess grease. As a side I'll have the same as my friend here.

CS: You know that grease that my friend here wants padded off his burger and bacon?

A: Yeah, we get that request all the time.

CS: Well when you’re done doing that, take the paper towel and ring it out on my burger. I need something to offset the salad.

Amanda smiles at the strange request and walks off to get the two men their drinks. Once Amanda is gone Brett turns his attention to Chris.

BJ: You stole that line from a movie or something.

CS: Damn right I did, do you think she'll get the reference?

BJ: Who knows. So what is this dinner all about? The last time you offered to pay for a meal was the day after you slept with my wife.

CS: Will you give that a rest, you weren't even dating her at the time. If I remember correctly you met her at that meal.

BJ: Your point?

CS: My point is that just because I slept with your wife before you knew her has no relevance on our relationship today. Besides I was really, really drunk that night and thought she was her sister. Probably the reason Troy was so evil towards me back in the day.

BJ: Once again your point for this dinner?

CS: Fine, I'll get to the point at hand. The reason for this dinner is to congratulate you on your first win after your lack luster return to the RCW.

BJ: Your record hasn't been that spectacular since returning either.

CS: True enough, but unlike you I never lost my focus.

BJ: Okay I'll give you that. You know you and Eddie have a lot more in common then you think.

CS: How so?

BJ: You’re both pompous jerks who think they know everything that is going on in my head.

CS: I'll make sure to pass that along to him.

A look of shock comes across the Crimson Dragon's face. In a slightly meeker voice he replies with the following.

BJ: You wouldn't dare...

Chris leans back in the booth shared by the two RCW Members an evil smile comes across his face. Before he has a chance to reply Amanda returns with the pairs drinks. Chris turns his attention to her and begins to speak.

CS: Thank you Amanda.

A: No problem

Chris turns his attention back to the Crimson Dragon.

CS: Now where were we? Oh yeah, you were in the process of begging me not to tell Eddie what you really think about him.

BJ: I wasn't begging. I never beg.

CS: That's not what your wife tells me.

BJ: Will you shut up. Have you found out who our opponents will be next week?

CS: There you go changing the subject to save your own ass.

BJ: Whatever. So who are we booked against?

CS: To nobodies, typical RCW Booking.

BJ: Sounds that way. So exactly who are these two nobodies?

CS: Nathan Sanders and Mark Brantley. Two idiots from Boulder Colorado, who have more rocks in their heads then the entire Rocky Mountains. Hell I am amazed the two are even able to make it too the ring when they have to wrestle.

BJ: So they pose no real threat to us.

CS: Exactly. We should be able to make extremely quick work of them, then you can prepare for your match against H.

BJ: So I should also make Preparations for H.

CS: Exactly get some Preparation H going. At the very least it'll help with you Hemorrhoids.

BJ: Who told you about that problem?

A shocked look comes across the Pure Originals face..

CS: Dude I was only joking about that.

Brett begins to smile.

BJ: Gotcha. Either way I have something evil in store for the less then Spectacular Mister H. Once the match is over that boy is going to learn the hard way what happens to you when you play with the big boys here in the RCW.

CS: Sounds good. Want me at ringside?

BJ: Nah I'm sure I can handle it. Besides Heavenly will be at ringside for that match. I presume that you want Denise at ringside for our Tag Match.

CS: Of course, unless you would prefer to have Heavenly there. I don't really see a point in having both of our wives at ringside.

BJ: True enough. Since I have a second match this week we'll just bring Denise to the ring with us for the Tag match.

CS: Works for me. I even have a wicked idea for a new tag finisher we should debut at Southern Dynamite. We'll discuss it in private at a later time. Maybe Eddie will even be willing to take it a few times so we can work out the kinks.

BJ: You know Eddie, he'll never go for that. He'll probably have us give it to Rocky or Allen instead.

CS: Can't say I didn't try.

BJ: True enough.

Brett turns his head looking for their waitress Amanda. He spots her grabbing a couple of plates from the counter.

BJ: Looks like our dinner is on the way. Why don't we end this promo here for now. We can always pick it up at later date.

CS: Sounds good to me.

The camera fades out as Amanda begins to walk into the frame.

[glow=purple,2,300]!!!FADE!!![/glow]

Post by AJ Supreme on Jul 11, 2008 14:47:14 GMT -6

Post by Pure Original on Jul 12, 2008 17:07:57 GMT -6