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Post by Pure Original on Sept 17, 2007 20:43:14 GMT -6
Some of you may have seen this one before, but what I'm about to post are 30 names of various wrestlers over the years. They will be competing in a standard Royal Rumble, only YOU will decide who wins. The rules are simple. You may only choose one person for elimination at a time and you must wait until at least 2 others have been eliminated before you can post again. You can be as creative as you like in determining who is eliminated, how they're tossed out, etc. Got it? Now for the participants...
Hulk Hogan
Andre the Giant
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Harley Race
Bret "Hitman" Hart
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
The Rock
Triple H
"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes
[glow=gold,2,300]Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat[/glow]
The Undertaker
Randy "Macho Man" Savage
"Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig
"Ravishing" Rick Rude
Sting
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
John Cena
Randy Orton
Batista
Goldberg
The Ultimate Warrior
"The Modern Day Warrior" Kerry Von Erich
Jerry "the King" Lawler
Kurt Angle
"Diamond" Dallas Page
Sid Vicious
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash
Paul "Big Show" Wight
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
All participants are now in the ring, so let's begin.
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Post by Pure Original on Sept 17, 2007 20:45:09 GMT -6
And it begins....
As a sign of sweet revenge Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat slides out of the ring and grabs the time keeper bell, finding the Macho Man engaged in an epic battle with the Ultimate Warrior, the Dragon runs up and swings the bell with all his strength blasting the Macho Man right between the eyes. The now glazed over Savage stumbles back and lands on the ropes. The Dragon takes a couple steps back and charges Savage again. The force of the blow decapitates the Macho Man, sending his head into the third row as his headless body tumbles over the top rope.
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Post by Alexander Rose on Sept 18, 2007 6:03:49 GMT -6
As everybody else engages in the epic battle, Stone Cold and Goldberg come face to face. Austin kicks Goldberg in the stomache and delivers the "Stone Cold" Stunner. Goldberg decides to be a whiny little punk and no-sells the stunner, and proceeds to proclaim he is going to quit unless everybody else jobs to him. Randy Orton hands Goldberg a tissue and while he wipes away his tears, Andre the Giant and The Big Show each grab two limbs and propel Goldberg out of the ring, where he lands on some crappy reality show that gets cancelled after an amazing 3 episodes.
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Post by Isaac Comelightly on Sept 18, 2007 6:35:15 GMT -6
On the other side of the ring Ultimate Warrior is being worked over by Paul Wight. Smearign the war paint off the steroi induced freak Wight goes to clothesline him over the top rope when he ducks and sends Wight crashing to the floor below.
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Post by AJ Supreme on Sept 18, 2007 8:42:03 GMT -6
Sid Vicious runs over and kicks Kurt Angle in the small of the back.....Angle turns around only to be meet by Vicious' hand wrapped around his neck.....Sid picks him up and choke slammed Angle over the top rope to eliminate him...
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Post by BDC on Sept 18, 2007 10:39:16 GMT -6
As Flair takes a bag of the 80's blinding salt out of his trunks, Lex Lugar thinks it's a bag of coke. So Lugar runs over to steal the bag, he goes to hit Flair with the "loaded" forearm, but Flair ducks and Lugar nails an un-suspecting Kerry Von Erich, sending "The Modern Day Warrior" over the top and to the floor.
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Post by Pure Original on Sept 18, 2007 10:46:22 GMT -6
After accidently nailing Von Erich with his forearm Lugar turns around and see the salt lying on the mat. He runs over and dives head first into the powdery substance and hits Cena in the back on his way down...Cena completely oversells the hit and jumps over the top rope of his own accord.
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Post by Alexander Rose on Sept 18, 2007 10:59:44 GMT -6
While Luger's on the mat snorting up all the salt he can, "Mr. Perfect" pulls a cell phone out of his trunks and begins talking on the phone. The fans go nuts as the Big Bossman comes out of the back, and starts heading to the ring. Luger looks up and sees a badge and the fans only see a plume of dust where Luger was once standing, a-la Wilde E Coyote. Luger eliminates himself with the Big Bossman chasing after him.
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TooSexy
RCW Headliner
"The ShowStopper"
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Post by TooSexy on Sept 18, 2007 11:26:40 GMT -6
Somehow The Rock has gotten a microphone and is ranting about the "people's elbow, and people's eye brow, and people's this and people's that" as Rick Rude grabs him and tosses him out of the ring. The Rock still holds onto the microphone and rants about how he just got tossed over the people's ropes and is laying on the people's mat.
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Post by The Davids Brothers on Sept 18, 2007 15:39:57 GMT -6
Randy Orton poses in the ring...and poses...and poses. Then, out of the sea of other men fighting, DDP comes out and executes a diamond cutter to Orton, laying him out on the mat. DDP grabs Orton, lifts him up and tosses him over the top rope, eliminating him, causing Orton to fill up with anger that will no doubt be gotten rid of by trashing another hotel room.
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Post by Pure Original on Sept 19, 2007 8:22:14 GMT -6
The Ultimate Warrior suddenly stop mid pose and starts shaking the ropes. Batista seeing this begins hitting the Warrior in the back as the Warrior begins to power up. After the thrid or forth hit Warrior turns and starts breathly heavily in Batista's face. Batista becomer freaked out by this development. The Warrior unfazed by this reaction turns around and runs full steam.....right into the first of Andre the Giant...the impact of the blow shatters the Warriors nose and he begins bleedy profusely. Andre then grabs the Warrior and tosses him over the top rope. Andre then pauses to look at his blood and face paint smeared hand then casually wipes it off on Pipers Kilt.
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Post by Isaac Comelightly on Sept 19, 2007 8:39:34 GMT -6
Fresh off making a small fortune from Jay-Z for his diamond sign DDP thinks he's untouchable and tries to deposit Andre over the ropes. The Giant laughs at the cocky wrestler before headbutting him several times, the final one sending him over the ropes and out.
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Bill Graves
RCW Hopeful
STRONG STYLE is my ONLY style..
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Post by Bill Graves on Sept 19, 2007 9:01:45 GMT -6
Triple H suddenly dashes towards Andre the Giant, a kick to the gut and a sudden Pedigree is delivered laying Andre flat out. Triple H poses as Bret Hart turns Triple H around, only to be hit with a Pedigree himself.
The fans turn into hysterics as Triple H stands on top of the turnbuckle proclaiming himself as "The king of Kings" because he's just "that damn good".
To the surprise of the crowd, Stephanie McMahon Helmsley then appears from the back, wedding ring in hand as she rips the divorce papers in two.
Freaking out, Triple H realises he may no longer be able to be the centre of attention on Triple H Weekly...I mean, RAW...
As Triple H turns around in frustration, Ricky Steamboat lands a SICK stiff kick, sending Triple H over the ropes.
Getting to his feet, Triple H begins to limp to the back, hoping that upon his return, he'll be able to mow through the Raw roster and get yet ANOTHER big push and most likely World Title reign....
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Post by Alexander Rose on Sept 19, 2007 20:10:40 GMT -6
Mr. Perfect and Rick Rude look over to Ric Flair strutting like an autistic peacock. Perfect grabs Flair and does a PerfectPlex, and Rude hits Flair with the Rude Awakening. Flair leaps back up to his feet and does his pathetic face drop. Rude and Perfect irish whip Flair, who somehow manages to make it from corner to corner without crashing into the remaining 15 or so people jammed in the ring, and does his flip up into the corner, and crashes back down on the mat. Flair gets up yet again..... only to have a poorly acted "heart attack" a-la his angle with Bischoff in WCW. Luckily the event's being held in an open arena, no roof. Flair is medi-vacced from the ring to the local hospital, where the EMTs accidentally tip over his gurney right in front of a conviently placed referee, who declared Flair eliminated when both his feet hit the ground.
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Post by The Davids Brothers on Sept 19, 2007 20:35:27 GMT -6
Bret Hart stands in the middle of the ring...doing nothing. Shawn Michaels comes out of nowhere and rocks Hart's jaw with the Super Kick, causing Hart to stumble back and fall over the top rope. Just like ten years ago, Hart b*tches about how he just got screwed and whines for a while before finally leaving to go to the back.
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