Royal Rumble Game #3

[Doug Gavelon]

It's that time again. lol While we wait for Hog Heaven results to be posted, I figured we could begin the third Royal Rumble game. I came up with this list through actual Rumble winners (that's why a certain owner is on there, lol), great performances and our two previous winners. Here's the rules:

I'm about to post are 30 names of various wrestlers over the years. They will be competing in a standard Royal Rumble, only YOU will decide who wins. The rules are simple. You may only choose one person for elimination at a time and you must wait until at least 2 others have been eliminated before you can post again with the same profile. You can be as creative as you like in determining who is eliminated, how they're tossed out, etc. Got it? Now for the participants...

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Big John Studd
Hulk Hogan
Ric Flair
Yokozuna
Bret Hart
Lex Luger
Shawn Michaels
Steve Austin - Rumble 3 Winner
Vince McMahon
The Rock
HHH
Brock Lesnar
Chris Benoit
Batista
Rey Mysterio
The Undertaker
John Cena
Ricky Steamboat
Bryan Danielson
Edge
Davey Boy Smith
Kane
Rick Martel
Ted Dibiase
Owen Hart
Rob Van Dam
Diesel
Mr. Perfect
Chris Jericho

ELIMINATIONS
1) Diesel by Shawn Michaels
2) Chris Jericho by Chris Benoit
3) John Cena by Hacksaw Jim Duggan
4) Vince McMahon by HHH
5) Edge by Owen Hart
6) Hulk Hogan by self elimination
7) Big John Studd by Yokozuna
8) Lex Luger by Ricky Steamboat
9) The Rock by Kane
10) HHH by Hacksaw Jim Duggan
11) Rey Mysterio by Brock Lesnar
12) Batista by Mr. Perfect
13) Kane by Rick Martel and Bryan Danielson
14) Chris Benoit by Owen Hart
15) Hacksaw Jim Duggan by Bryan Danielson
16) Bret Hart by Ric Flair
17) Ted Dibiase by Shawn Michaels
18) Shawn Michaels by The Undertaker
19) Yokozuna by The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, Davey Boy Smith, Steve Austin and Mr. Perfect
20) The Undertaker by Shawn Michaels
21) Davey Boy Smith by Owen Hart
22) Owen Hart by Ric Flair
23) Rick Martel by Rob Van Dam
24) Ricky Steamboat by Ric Flair
25) Brock Lesnar by Mr. Perfect
26) Rob Van Dam by Mr. Perfect
27) Ric Flair by Steve Austin
28) Mr. Perfect by Bryan Danielson
29) Bryan Danielson by Steve Austin

All of the competitors are now in the ring so let's get ready to RUMBLE!

[Doug Gavelon]

I'll get things started. As the match gets underway, Shawn Michaels and Diesel pair off. Diesel tosses Shawn into the corner and hits his patended knee lifts into Shawn's midsection. Diesel backs up and signals for the Jackknife but then Hogan sneaks up and pokes him in the chest. The shock makes Diesel take a step back which causes him to tear out his ACL, MCL and any other CL there is. He falls back against the ropes, Shawn recovers from the earlier attack and superkicks Diesel over the top rope and to the floor.

ELIMINATION #1: "BIG DADDY COOL" DIESEL

[Rey Leone]

Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Chris Benoit and Bryan Danielson exchange chops to the chest, Chris Benoit whips Danielson to the ropes, Danielson goes to the ropes, bounces off and goes for a Cross Body, Chris Benoit ducks out of the way and applies the Cripplers Crossface!!!!

JR: It's the Cripplers Crossface!!!!

Bryan Danielson tries to get out of the move, Chris Jericho runs in and dropkicks Benoit in the forehead.

JR: BENOIT IS DOWN!!!

Y2J and Bryan Danielson begin teaming up on Benoit, the both whip him to the ropes, Benoit holds on to the ropes, Jericho charges but Benoit flips Jericho over.

JR: BY GOD Y2J IS ELIMINATED!!!!

Elimination #2: CHRIS JERICHO

[Jeffrey Hollywood]

John Cena and Hacksaw Jim Duggan square off and Cena knocks Jim down. Cena does his "You can't see me" and goes for his f*g**t-a** first drop but Hacksaw immediately gets up, grabs his 2x4 and just cracks Cena in the face with it, sending him up and over the ropes. Jim gives his traditional "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" as the fans start chanting "U-S-A".

ELIMINATED: John Cena

[Doug Gavelon]

As the battle rages on, HHH and Vince are in a corner and shake hands. HHH gives a signal to his dad and Vince proceeds towards the center of the ring. However, Trips grabs Vince by the back of the neck and easily tosses him out. Ted Dibiase comes over and gives Trips a big wad of cash before saying to Vince "Everybody's got a price. Even your idiot son-in-law, Vince. HAHAHAHAHA!" Vince responds by saying to Trips "YOU'RE DIVORCED....AND FIRED!"

ELIMINATION #4: VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON

[Rey Leone]

Edge whips Owen Hart to the ropes, Owen reverses it sending Edge to the ropes, he then hits Edge with a wheel kick. Edge goes flying out of the ring!!!

Eliminated: Edge

[Jeffrey Hollywood]

Ric Flair walks over to Hogan and tells him that his new CCW show sucks, Hulk bursts out crying and jumps over the top rope, eliminating himself while running up the ramp, screaming he needs a tissue.

ELIMINATED: Hulk Hogan

[Doug Gavelon]

Big John Studd and Yokozuna pair off and try to knock each other down with clotheslines. Neither of them move but the ring continues to sway as each clothesline connects. The other competitors start getting vertigo and decide to exit under the ring ropes and wait until the two big men are done. This process continues for several days until The Undertaker threatens Yoko by saying, "Hurry the hell up before I stuff your fat a** in a casket again!" Yoko's eyes grow wide as he lets out a battle cry, charges at Studd, grabs both of his legs and lifts him over the top rope. At that point, everyone re-enters the ring.

ELIMINATION #7: BIG JOHN STUDD

[Rey Leone]

Ricky Steamboat runs to Lex Lugar, both men exchange blows, Lex Lugar tries for a torture rack but Steamboat reverses it into a hurricanrana, sending Lugar out the ring!

Eliminated: Lex Lugar

[Rocky Malibu]

Suddenly the People Eyebrow flies off the Rocks face and lands in his throat as the Rock grabs a mic and begins "CAN YOU.........". While choking on the erant Eyebrow The Rock Falls into the ropes where he his booted over the top rope and out of the match by Kane.

ELIMINATED: THE ROCK!!

[Doug Gavelon]

Since throwing out his former father-in-law, HHH has been busy counting his payoff from Dibiase in the corner. Jim Duggan sees this, lets out a big "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and gets down in a football stance. Trips turns around and gets caught with a big shoulder block that sends Triple Haitch over the top. In mid-air, Trips lets the money spill out which leads to the other competitors fighting over it. In the end, Brock Lesnar gets most of the money and says, "I told ya I was the biggest cash cow, d*mn it!"

ELIMINATION #10: HHH

[Rey Leone]

Brock Lesnar F-5's Rey Mysterio out the ring!

Elimination #11: Rey Mysterio

[Jeffrey Hollywood]

Mr. Perfect spits his gum into the air and hits it with the palm of his hand. The piece of gum flies right into Batista's eye and he starts running around the ring screaming he can't see. Mr. Perfect sticks out his foot, Batista trips and falls out of the ring.

ELIMINATED: Batista

[Doug Gavelon]

Kane punches Bryan Danielson which sends him flying into the corner and turns around to see a nervous Rick Martel standing in the middle of the ring. Kane asks, "You're wearing pink?" He grabs Martel by the throat and yells "I hate pink!" Martel counters out of the chokeslam attempt by kicking Kane in his Isaac Yankems. Meanwhile, Danielson sneaks up behind Kane and gets down on all fours. Martel shoves Kane so that he trips over Danielson and does his best "See No Evil" impression by flopping onto the floor.

ELIMINATION #13: KANE

[Rey Leone]

Owen Hart belly to belly suplexes Benoit out the ring.


Elimination: Chris Benoit!