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Post by "Sensational" CJ Swanson on Nov 5, 2008 17:17:41 GMT -6
Duggan starts nailing opponent after opponent with his running shoulder block. He measures up his next target whose begging off in a corner: Rick Martel. Duggan lets out a big "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and charges only to be met quickly by a roaring elbow from Bryan Danielson. This catches the big man off guard and he tumbles over the top and to the outside. However, he lands on his feet and continues with his "HO!" and "U-S-A!" chants as he walks to the back.
ELIMINATED: HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN
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Post by Doug Gavelon on Nov 5, 2008 17:25:24 GMT -6
As Bret Hart trades punches with Ric Flair, Charlie Haas appears at the entranceway in his Bret Haas attire. Bret is distracted by this which leaves Flair the time to low blow him and throw him over the top. Bret runs up the aisleway and takes Haas down to the ground (which really shocks people since Haas was an amateur wrestling standout.) What follows is soon described as the best 45 minute a** kicking in wrestling history as Bret only lets up once to shout "YOUR IMITATION SUCKED!"
ELIMINATION #16: BRET "HITMAN" HART
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Post by Rey Leone on Nov 5, 2008 17:56:08 GMT -6
Shawn Michaels hits Ted Dibiase with the sweet chin music. Dibiase falls out the ring.
Eliminated: Ted Dibiase
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Post by "Sensational" CJ Swanson on Nov 5, 2008 17:59:44 GMT -6
After Shawn takes out Dibiase, The Undertaker locks in on HBK. Shawn turns around and walks right into The Undertaker who wraps his hand around Shawn's throat and chokeslams Shawn onto the floor. Shawn stares up at The Undertaker who just throws his hands in the air and shrugs his shoulders.
ELIMINATED: "HBK" SHAWN MICHAELS
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Post by Doug Gavelon on Nov 5, 2008 18:04:57 GMT -6
Yokozuna squishes Owen Hart in the corner which sends Owen crashing to the canvas. Yoko sets him up near the corner before going to the top rope and yelling "Banzai!" Just like at WM10, Yoko slips off the ropes and hits his head hard on the mat. Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker, Davey Boy Smith, Stone Cold and Mr. Perfect manage to pick him up and throw him over the top rope. Yoko just walks away, shaking his head and mumbling "Not again."
ELIMINATION #19: YOKOZUNA
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Post by Rey Leone on Nov 5, 2008 18:18:14 GMT -6
Shawn Michaels is having a fit on the outside of the ring, he then pulls Taker out the ring.
Eliminated: The Undertaker
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Post by "Sensational" CJ Swanson on Nov 5, 2008 19:34:38 GMT -6
Davey Boy Smith starts beating the hell out of Rick Martel and yelling "Only w*nkers wear pink." Owen Hart gets upset about this and waits for the right moment to strike. It comes when Davey Boy goes to bounce off the ropes. Owen responds with a spinwheel kick and knocks Davey Boy over the ropes.
ELIMINATED: "BRITISH BULLDOG" DAVEY BOY SMITH
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Post by Doug Gavelon on Nov 5, 2008 19:39:59 GMT -6
Ric Flair grabs Owen and throws him into a corner. He then chops Owen until his chest looks like bloody, mushy hamburger. Flair only stops because his hand has chopped into oblivion. Flair then takes Owen and throws him over the top. However, Owen manages to hold on and tries to skin the cat. Flair responds by bagging him and Owen finally falls to the floor as Flair struts and lets out a big "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
ELIMINATION #22: "THE ROCKET, KING OF HARTS, SLAMMY AWARD WINNING, THE BLACK HART, THE NUGGET" OWEN HART
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Post by Rey Leone on Nov 5, 2008 20:37:19 GMT -6
RVD has just thrown Rick Martel out of the ring.
Eliminated: Rick Martel!
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Post by "Sensational" CJ Swanson on Nov 6, 2008 12:30:02 GMT -6
A repeat of the previous Rumble occurs as Flair and Steamboat stare each other down. The other wrestlers that are left respond the same way: the climb underneath the bottom rope, steal some chairs from ringside and get ready for the fight to follow. Everything looks like it'll play out the same way until Steamboat goes to hit the ropes and gets tripped up by Lesnar. Steamboat gets to his feet and starts yelling at Lesnar "Go back to the UFC, you a**!" Flair uses this time to charge at Steamboat and throw him over the top. Steamboat goes back into the ring and to the top rope. He then leaps off and hits Lesnar with a flying crossbody which takes Lesnar out. Steamboat then picks him up, throws him in the ring and says, "Yeah! That's right, b*tch!"
ELIMINATED: RICKY "THE DRAGON" STEAMBOAT
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Post by Doug Gavelon on Nov 6, 2008 12:38:59 GMT -6
As Brock gets to his feet, he comes nose-to-nose with Mr. Perfect. It's obvious that neither man has forgotten the "Flight from Hell." Perfect says "You cost me my job!" Lesnar responds by saying "Hey, it's not like it killed you....oh yeah. Sorry about that, Curt." The two quit talking and resume their fistfight. Perfect gets some help when Flair low blows Brock which allows Perfect to hit the Perfectplex. Perfect grabs Lesnar and throws him out before remarking "Now THAT was perfect. I can't wait to see Brock get his a** kicked by Randy."
ELIMINATION #25: "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR
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Post by Jeffrey Hollywood on Nov 6, 2008 12:41:24 GMT -6
RVD kicks Flair in the jaw and jumps to the top rope for the 5-Star. Mr. Perfect runs over and shoves him off, sending him crashing into the guardrails.
ELIMINATED: RVD
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Post by "Sensational" CJ Swanson on Nov 6, 2008 12:49:09 GMT -6
Steve Austin and Bryan Danielson decide to team up against Mr. Perfect and Ric Flair. The four men begin exchanging strikes as Danielson nails Perfect with repeated elbows while Flair nails Austin with chops. The last chop sends Austin through the ropes and into the guardrail. Austin looks out and sees a guy with long hair and a beard dressed up as Crow-Sting sitting next to a guy dressed like Mario who are both drinking beer. Austin takes their beer and chugs it down as the Popeye theme can be heard. After Austin finishes, he throws the empty cups back at the guys, runs into the ring, gives a Stunner to Perfect and then another one to Flair that sends Naitch sailing over the top rope. Austin then says "What the hell?" and gives Danielson a Stunner that sends Danielson through the ropes and onto the floor; leaving Austin to stomp a mudhole in Perfect.
ELIMINATED: "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR
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Post by Jeffrey Hollywood on Nov 6, 2008 13:00:31 GMT -6
Austin delivers a stunner on Perfect and flicks him off. He climbs onto the middle rope and calls for the beers, as one after another gets tossed to him. After "drinking" about 10, Danielson slides back into the ring. He hits Austin from behind, causing him to drop one of the beers. Austin turns around and says "OH H*LL NO SON"! He jumps down and cracks Danielson in the face with the other beer. He grabs him by the head and toss him over the ropes. Austin calls for some more beers, pops them open, and pours them over the ropes, down onto Danielson .
ELIMINATED: Bryan Danielson
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Post by Doug Gavelon on Nov 6, 2008 13:05:50 GMT -6
^^^This one doesn't count. Read the rules, dude! You have to wait for 2 people to go before you can use the same profile. This elimination's null and void. SO SAYETH THE ALL MIGHTY A**HOLE! lol Now, back to the game.
Danielson waits for Austin to finish nailing Perfect with stomps in the corner. Dragon then tries to hit Austin with a roaring elbow but Austin moves out of the way and nails Perfect which sends Curt flying out of the ring.
ELIMINATION #28: MR. PERFECT
DOWN TO TWO! AUSTIN VS. DANIELSON!
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