Steve Sensation vs. Rocky Malibu

[AJ Supreme]

Please post all roleplays below.

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(The setting opens up to Steve Sensation leaving the Boys' and Girls' Club in Fayetteville after Southern Dynamite. Steve is carrying his gym bag out to his 2007 Dodge Caravan. Steve loads up his equipment and gets in the van and starts to pray. Suddenly, the cellphone rings. Steve answers.)

SS: Yes?

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SS: After my performance tonight?

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SS: If you're sure... I guess I can work the PPV. Who do you want me to wrestle?

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SS: I thought he was with the WWF...

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SS: I heard you, Rocky Maiavia...

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SS: Malibu Stacy?

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SS: Dude, I can hear you clearly...

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SS: (voice drops) Oh.... that guy.

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SS: I guess he'll do.

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SS: Hey, when do I get paid...

(Suddenly, you hear the phone cut out. Steve puts the phone down and starts driving. Steve is thinking.)

Steve's thoughts: Hmmm.... a PPV match for my third wrestling match. I hope people don't think I'm getting too much hype for no flair at all... I mean, my first two showings have been nothing memorable. I wrestled someone who was hung over for my first match, and hopefully helped him to seek the Lord. I wrestled a federation champion for my second match. I lost, but hopefully earned his respect, and boosted him spiritually. Lord, I need something 'new' for the PPV. I need something to show people I'm not some 'flash in the pan'...

(Suddenly, Steve passes by a gym. The sign reads 'Reaves Inc.')

SS: I'm there, dude!

(Steve pulls in to the gym parking... um... area.)

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(When we left off, Steve Sensation just wrestled an epic bout against Doug Gavelon, which was a show stealing match which garnered much praise from fans and comrades of the wrestling world alike; but ended in loss for Steve Sensation, who is looking to make a real showing at Hog Heaven against Rocky Malibu Stacy... um... yeah. The Arn Anderson wannabe of the Wannabe Four Horsemen. Steve is now at a gym called 'Reaves Inc.' somewhere in Arkansas. Steve has pulled up to the shack... I mean... GYM. Steve gets out of his van and carries his gym bag in the building with him. When he walks in, the door nearly falls off the hendges, and he sees a little guy in the ring getting the crap kicked out of him.)

boy: OH! That smars!

man: Shut up, dairy cow!

(The man picks up the little boy and drops him in a tombstone piledriver. Steve walks over to the ringside area, and sees two men doing the... um... 'training'. Steve speaks with them.)

SS: Sirs? May I train here?

(The men look at Steve and laugh.)

man 1: Do ya see a sign sayin' ya can't?

man 2: Shut up, Rude, don'tcha see this is that guy from (mockingly) Are- See- Duuuuuuuuuub-ya?

(The two give each other a high five.)

SS: I am him...

Rude: This dude is wet bhind the ears, Reno...

Reno: I'll say.

SS: Nice... you're rude, and he's from Nevada.

Rude: No, I'm just crass... his name is Reno.

(Reno offers to shake Steve's hand, but steals it away as he tries to shake it.)

Reno: And his name is Rude, for the record...

SS: Who is that guy in the ring?

(We see JJ getting choked by the guy he's... um... 'sparring' against.)

Rude: That's JJ Hart.

Reno: Yeah, he's a little dairy cow.

SS: I see...

(The guy picks up JJ and tosses him out of the ring. The man beats on his cheast and growls. After that, he hops out of the ring over the top rope and leaves the gym.)

SS: Who was that?

Reno: I dunno, he just came off the street needing a fight. Ya know, blow off some steam?

SS: I guess... how much does it cost to train here?

Rude: Bah, we just enjoy watching JJ get his ass whipped...

(Steve shrugs his shoulders. Suddenly, he stoops over to check on JJ.)

SS: Hey little buddy, are ya alri.....

(Suddenly, JJ eyegouges Steve and bites him in the cro..)

SS: OUCH! You son of a.......

(Reno and Rude are laughing.)

Reno: CLASSIC!

Rude: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(JJ suddenly picks Steve up by the legs and flips him over his back, gets on top of Steve and rubs his butt in his face.)

JJ: WHEE!!!

Reno: Did we mention that JJ sells well?

Rude: Yeah, the guy is like... IN-VIIIIIIIIIIIIINCE-A-BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL!!!

(JJ gets up and starts to strut. Suddenly, Steve gets up and runs over JJ with a clothesline and starts choking JJ. JJ starts turning blue.)

Reno: Oh crap...

Rude: Before he kills him...

(Reno and Rude pull Steve off of JJ. JJ hops up and gasps for air.)

Reno: Man, if you had of had that fire a few hours ago, you'd be ready to be champ right now...

Rude: Yeah, you were like bein soft on the guy...

SS: So, that guy wasn't being manhandled?

Reno: The last time I checked, you lost...

SS: No, I mean, JJ...

Rude: Nah, the guy takes a beating all the time. It keeps him from selling himself on the street...

SS: What?

Reno: Yeah, the guy's pathetic... he can't get a job nowhere anymore...

Rude: Crackhead...

SS: Sad...

Rude: Well, are ya ready to train or what?

SS: Sure!

Reno: You're up dairy cow!

(Immediately, JJ hops in the ring and starts stretching. Steve looks puzzled.)

Rude: That's what we call him...

Reno: Yeah...

(Steve gets in the ring.)

Narrator: As it turns out, Steve Sensation has just run into a um... 'gym' run by Reno and Rude. I'm surprised to not see drugs int he place. What does this mean for Steve at Hog Heaven being trained by some names of old? (Ala Scorponok) We shall see... We shall see... al fin

[Rocky Malibu]

[glow=Silver,2,300]A NEW BEGINING: CHAPTER 1[/glow]

The scene opens to show the closing moments from the last edition of Southern Dynamite. With the crowd still chanting "Thank You Chris", Rocky Malibu is shown leaving the ring and heading through the backstage area. Rocky is then shown walking into an unmarked door backstage as he walks in we see that he has entered the locker room of the Canadian Horsemen. Rocky grabs a towel and heads off to the showers as the scene fades out.

The scene comes back into focus and we see the Pure Original Chris Sinclair and his wife Denise Pelf-Sinclair. As Rocky comes out of the shower with nothing but a towel covering him up, Chris stands and extends his hand toward his young protégé.

RM: What is that for? Didn't we already shake in the ring?

CS: Yeah, but I once again wanted to thank you for giving me your all in that ring. If you hadn't I would have been extremely disappointed. That move you pulled out at the end was great, what do you call it?

RM: Not sure as of yet, thinking of calling it the Apollo.

CS: The Apollo?

RM: Yeah, ‘cause once I hit it all you see is stars.

Chris chuckles slightly and shakes his head in agreement.

CS: That is damn true. Anyway Rocky, I just wanted to let you know that Denise and I are going to take a few weeks to ourselves before I do anything. If you need anything after that time feel free to ask. I'll always be there if you need me.

RM: Sure man, whatever. Now if you don't mind I have a match at Hog Heaven to prepare for.

DP-S: What is your problem Rocky?

RM: I don't have a problem, Chris has a problem.

CS: How so?

RM: Dude you never should have retired. Now that your gone I am out there on my own now. From now on I don't want to be known as the Enforcer. Since you disbanded the Canadian Horsemen there is no need of an "Enforcer." Since I am on my own now, I figure it is time I make a name for myself. Now if you two don't mind I have a trip to embark on before I head home.

Rocky then heads out of the room as the scene once again fades out.

The Camera fades into show the following image.

After that the camera switches to a view of Rocky Malibu standing in front of the statue. Rocky looks into the camera and begins to speak.

RM: Now like many people in this business my real name isn't Rocky Malibu. My last name was chosen by my Mother, who was born in Malibu, as for my first name of Rocky. I took the name as homage to my favourite movie character, Rocky Balboa. To me Rocky Balboa represents every that a true underdog can accomplish when he sets his mind and heart to following his dreams. In the first movie, Rocky was nothing more then a washed up fighter who was given the chance of a lifetime. Now I may not be washed up, but Chris Sinclair gave me the chance of a lifetime when he introduced me to the fans of the RCW as the Enforcer of the Canadian Horsemen. Now being called the Enforcer wasn't something I was really happy with. There is only one true Enforcer in this business and we all know who that is.

Rocky pauses for a moment and turns to look at the statue before turning back to the camera.

RM: I'll always be grateful to Chris Sinclair and Denise for all the love and support they have shown me over the course of my young career. When I first came to the House of Pain training center in Guelph, I barely had enough money to cover training let alone have anywhere to live while I trained. Chris and Denise took me into their home and treated me like a full fledged member of the family. Never once did I feel out of place or in the way when I was staying with them. During our legal problems earlier this year it was the two of them who not only helped me, but they helped my Mother get through that very trying and difficult time.

Rocky walks down a couple of steps closer to the camera.

RM: But that is all in the past. At the last Southern Dynamite I beat Chris 1,2,3 in the center of the ring and sent him into early retirement. I know Chris is a man of his word, and I know that he won't follow so many other wrestlers who retire and lace the boots back up again. Chris has way to much integrity to do something like that. But enough about Chris Sinclair. The future of the RCW is mine for the taking. At Hog Heaven: All or Nothing I will beat my opponent for the night. The man known as Steve Sensation.

Rocky sits down on one of the steps.

RM: Steve, you have gone as far as calling me Rocky Malibu Stacey, which I presume is your attempt at working in a cheesy Simpson reference into your promos. Well Steve I don't have to stoop to your level. I'll do all of my talking inside the ring. When you and I lock horns at Hog Heaven, you like Chris, will find yourself a victim of the Apollo. When you are flat on your back seeing stars I'll be having my hand raised in victory. After Hog Heaven I'll be moving on to bigger and better things while you will be put back into opening matches against Willy Franklin and the rest of the RCW Jobbers. You see Steve, unlike you I am destined for great things. After Hog Heaven I will set my sights on doing something my mentor couldn't do, and that is beat Doug Gavelon.

Rocky takes a long deep breath before continuing.

RM: At Hog Heaven Steve you better bring your absolute best. Even though I know I am going to beat you. I want you to know that no matter what how good you think you are, I am just that much better. At Hog Heaven the era of Rocky Malibu is set to begin.

The camera fades to black as Rocky begins to stand.

[glow=purple,2,300]!!!FADE!!![/glow]

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(When we last left off, Steve Sensation was about to get into a um... 'sparring session' with JJ Hart. We are back in the Reaves Inc. Gym, where Steve and JJ are in the ring and Reno and Rude are still at ringside. Suddenly, JJ pounces Steve and starts punching away, but Steve nosells, and shoves JJ back with a double hand chokeslam. JJ goes for a dropkick to no avail, JJ gets up and runs right into a big boot by Steve. Steve turns to Reno and Rude, who are laughing.)

SS: You liked that, didn't ya boys?

(Suddenly, JJ runs up behind Steve and kicks him in the croch from behind. Reno and Rude are laughing, and JJ clips Steve's legs from under him and forces him into the corner. Suddenly, JJ drops his trucks and rubs his butt checks into Steve's face and starts singing.)

JJ: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY DAYS!!! SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY DAYS!!!

(Suddenly, we hear a loud fart while Reno and Rude continue to laugh.)

Reno: Man, that's stinkface!

Rude: Uncensored!!!

(Reno and Rude high five each other and JJ gets off of Steve and pulls his pants back up. Steve runs into the bathroom and starts gagging. Reno and Rude are rolling on the floor laughing. We hear Steve hurling in the background and running some water.)

Rude: Did JJ give ya a surprise?

(Reno and Rude continue to laugh as Steve garggles some water.)

Reno: Hey, did JJ's stuff look like corn nuggets or a melted Crunch bar?

Rude: Man, that NASTY!!!

(Reno and Rude are laughing and JJ is taking bows from an imaginary crowd.)

JJ: I love boys and girls and oh my! Tee hee!

(Suddenly, Steve storms out of the bathroom and spears into the ring at JJ and starts way-laying him into the corner. Lefts and rights flying everywhere!)

Rude: Man, he's got a lot to learn...

(Rude gets into the ring as Steve starts kneeing JJ in the mid-section in the corner of the ring.)

Rude: Man, the moment you turn your back to breathe, JJ's gonna take you down!

(Steve turns to Rude and gets in his face.)

SS: I think I have this under con-TROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(Suddenly, JJ pulls on Steve's turnks and rolls him into a small package. Rude does a fast count..1,2,3!!! Reno rings the bell. JJ lets Steve go and starts accepting imaginary applause again and Steve hops up in anger~!)

SS: What on earth?

Rude: I told you once before, JJ is IN-VINCE-A-BUUUUUUUULL!!!!

Reno: Yeah man, he got his ass handed to him so much as a kid he got used to it and just parlayed it into a wrestling... um... career.

(JJ walks up behind Steve and starts jirrating and rubbing on Steve's chest. Steve in anger elbow bops him in his face with his elbow, and drops JJ in a stunner. JJ sells the move well, walking around holding his jaw; and Steve kicks JJ directly in the croch, but ends up hurting his own foot. Steve is holding his foot, hobbling around. JJ pulls a steel plate out of his trunks~!)

Rude: (laughing) Where'd THAT come from?

(JJ hits Steve in the head with the steel plate and rolls him up for the cover. Reno counts...1...2...3! JJ hops up and starts dancing around like a cheerleader.)

JJ: (singing... very badly) I feel like a natural woman... WOMAN!

Rude: Man, we better teach him something before he faces Rocky, um.... what's his name...

Reno: Yeah...

It's obvious that Steve has a lot to learn before his Hog Heaven PPV debut against Rocky Malibu. Can Reno and Rude pull off a miracle? Can JJ quit acting gay? And what was a steel plate doing in JJ's trunks anyway? More fun later kiddies! ciao!

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(We fade in to the Reaves Inc. video room, where we are watching video footage of Rocky Malibu wrestling. Reno and Rude are sharing... and fighting over popcorn. JJ has a rubber band wrapped around his arm and he's sticking a nee... wait a minute, this is supposed to be PG! Steve is sound asleep while the video runs out and Rude turns the lights back on. Steve starts to wake back up from the lights.)

Reno: You have much to do, Steve. Your match is Sunday, so you need to train... you will do nothing but train for the next few days.

Rude: And this Balboa wannabe is saying he's gonna whip your ass this Sunday.

Reno: Yeah, he thinks your just his little dairy cow...

JJ: YEAH!

Rude: And he said you're just going to be wrestling opening matches against jobbers after this...

JJ: YEAH!

Reno: And you can't even beat JJ...

JJ: Hell yeah!

Rude: Well, he didn't say that part...

(Reno and Rude shrug thier shoulders.)

SS: He seems pretty confident.

Reno: But you can win! You've got the size advantage, the strength...

SS: And the Lord...

Rude: (hesitantly) Yeah, well, He didn't help Tseng out too much in WpW.

Reno: Nah, that guy just stays in his office all day now...

SS: Maybe he's not cut out for this business...

Rude: Whatever. Anyways, what do you think about Rocky 's comments?

SS: Well, he seems to 'borrow' from a lot of guys to make his own gimmick.

Reno: So much for being origonal eh?

SS: I guess so.

Rude: If you ask me, he needs to do more talking outside the ring than inside...

Reno: I know, I saw a picture of him and thought I saw him with JJ in that gay bar the other night.

Rude: You were at a gay bar last night?

Reno: (surprised) Um... NO!

(Rude looks at both JJ and Reno and just sighs.)

Rude: What am I going to do with the two of you?

(Reno and JJ look ashamed and Steve responds.)

SS: You know what 'Romans' says about homosexuality, right?

Reno: I'm sure being away from home, they 'buddied up' a lot, if you know what I mean...

(Steve, JJ and Rude just slap thier own faces and nod while Reno looks confused.)

Reno: What?

SS: Nevermind...

Rude: We have a lot of work to do, let's go!

(The men leave the room.)

Reaves Inc. has their work cut out for them. Steve has a match Sunday and can't even beat JJ. JJ's been around the block more times than the local mail jeep. I'm thinking Reno's been even more times now that I think of it... and what was Rocky doing in a gay bar last night? So many questions to be answered. Will Steve come out on top, I MEAN victorious Sunday Night against Rocky? We shall see... fin